
seven-and-a-half decades in a bizarre sort of suspended animation as a regenerating transporter pattern
until he'd been freed a few years previous. Gold had come to enjoy working alongside the older man.
Scotty had also done a fine job of whipping the S.C.E. into shape. After all, who better to supervise
Starfleet's "fix-it" squadron than the original miracle worker himself?
In answer to Gold's question, Scotty said, "I'm sendin' you the full mission profile, but the short version is
that Eerlik's in a right fix an' the S.C.E. needs to get 'em out of it."
"They're not part of the Federation, are they?"
"No, but we do trade with 'em. Turns out their entire bloody planet is run by one big sentient computer
on their moon. Problem is, the computer-they call it 'Ganitriul,' whatever that means-is breakin' down.
The planet's in a state o' chaos."
"Do they need help?"
"Hard to say, but apparently their internal security is dealin' with it. The problem is, they're completely cut
off from the moon-whatever's bollixed up Ganitriul is keepin' their transporters, comm systems, an' ships
from workin' right. In fact, we didn't get the distress call from Eerlik-we got it from Ganitriul itself."
"Really?"
Scotty nodded. "It knows it's broken, but it can't fix itself." Shaking his head, the older man said, "Why in
my day, when we saw a planet that had been taken over by one'a those- Ah, but that's neither here nor
there. Your priority is to get the thing up an' runnin', pronto. I know you were supposed to report to
Starbase 505."
Gold nodded. "I've got crew to replace-and one to drop off."
"Aye, I heard about the Bynars. Extend my sympathies to 110, will you?"
"Of course. And we'll need a new computer specialist." He had been about to finish that sentence with
the words, to replace 110 and 111, but that wouldn't be possible. They'd find someone to fill the
position, but Gold doubted that he'd find anyone who could fill their shoes. A damn shame, too, he
thought. The Bynar pairing weren't even Starfleet, they were civilians, part of an exchange
program-although they had agreed to abide by all Starfleet rules and regulations.
Not wanting to dwell on the recent unpleasantness, Gold added with a sardonic grin, "Plus La Forge is
itching to get back to the Enterprise."
"Nothin' worse for a chief engineer than to be separated from his ship," Scotty said with a chuckle. "I
understand the difficulty, lad, but Eerlik's whole bloody socio-economic structure's collapsin'. They canna
wait."
"I know the drill, Scotty. When they put that funny-looking 'A' on your chest, you dance where they tell
you."
"Aye, that you do. Oh, by the way, I took your advice. Had dinner with your wife last night. Lovely
woman. Makes a fine chicken matzoh ball soup."
Shaking his head, Gold chuckled. The universe is full of damn strange connections. For months, Gold's
wife-Rabbi Rachel Gilman, the finest cook on the east coast of the Americas-had been bugging her
husband to get "the legend" to come over for dinner.
Returning the chuckle, Scotty said, "'Twas a lovely evening. I now know everything there is to know
about your entire family. Oh, and your granddaughter's pregnant again."
"You're kidding," Gold said. I'm a great-grandfather again, he thought with a certain pride.
"She only found out yesterday, and Rachel asked me to pass it on. She really is a fine woman, lad. Pity
she's all alone" Scotty had a slight twinkle in his eye visible even on the viewscreen across the gulf of light
years.
"Don't even think about it," Gold said with an amused glare. "Otherwise I'll set her congregation on you,
and then you'll be sorry."
Grinning, Scotty said, "In any event, she really is a fine chef. You should convince her to make haggis."
"Sorry, but she's a Jewish mother-she's only allowed to make edible food."
Putting his hand over his heart, Scotty said with mock indignation, "My dear lad! Haggis is a delicacy!"
"I refuse to accept culinary judgments from a man whose idea of a good drink is liquid peat bog."
"Lad, people who live in Manischewicz houses shouldn't throw stones." Shaking his head, Scotty said,