
disappear again. There was a Really Dangerous Sports Club, whose members would come running from
all directions to dive into a Timeslip, just for the thrill of it. Danger junkies, for whom the thrill of setting
themselves on fire and jumping off high buildings just didn't do it for them any more. They must like what
they find at the other end of their rainbow, because none of them ever come back to complain.
There was only one person in the Nightside powerful enough to send someone through Time with any
degree of accuracy, and that was Old Father Time. A Power and a Domination so mighty, his services
could not be bought or commanded by anyone, very definitely including the Authorities. You had to
approach him in person, in the Time Tower, and convince him that your trip was ... worthwhile. And
given my chequered reputation, I was going to have to be very persuasive. I was relying on Cathy and
her computers to come up with the necessary ammunition.
(The Authorities did operate their own Time Tunnel for a while, back in the 1960s, but apparently it was
never very accurate, and was shut down under something of a cloud.)
I finally tracked down the address Cathy had given me, and was surprised to find my office was located
in a
reasonably up-market area. There were more business offices than establishments, and the streets
boasted a much better class of sinner. Rent-a-cops lounged around in gaudy private uniforms, but
somehow always found something else to be interested in whenever I looked in their direction. My office
was in a tall high-tech building, all gleaming steel and one-way windows. I gave my name to the snotty
simulacrum face embedded in the front door, and Cathy buzzed me in. I sneered at the face and
swaggered into the oversized lobby like I owned it.
An elevator with a really posh voice took me up to the third floor, invited me to have a really nice day,
and complimented me on my trench coat. I strolled down the brightly lit corridor, checking the names on
the doors. All very professional, very impressive, big names and big money. I'd clearly come up in the
world. The door to my office turned out to be solid silver, deeply scored with protective signs and sigils. I
nodded approvingly. Security can be a life-and-death matter in the Nightside, and sometimes even more
serious than that. There was no bell, or handle, so I announced myself loudly, and after thinking about it
for a moment, the door swung open.
I entered my office for the very first time, looking suspiciously about me, and Cathy came forward to
greet me with her very best winning smile. Most people are charmed by that smile, because Cathy is a
bright, good-looking blonde teenager bubbling over with life and high spirits. I, on the other hand, was
made of sterner stuff, so I nodded briefly and went right back to glaring around me. My new office was
bigger than some of the places I've lived in, broad and spacious and absolutely packed with all the latest
conveniences and luxuries, just as Cathy had promised. It was bright and cheerful and open, representing
Cathy's personality and absolutely nothing of mine. A long way from my last office, a pokey little room in
a seedy building in a really bad area of London. I'd run away from
the Nightside some years ago, to escape the many pressures and dangers involved in being me, but I'd
never been very successful in the real world. For all my many sins, I belonged here in the Nightside, with
all the other monsters.
I cautiously decided that I approved of this new office, with its colourful walls, deep pile carpet, and
enough room to swing an elephant. But it had to be said that Cathy had not been entirely truthful about
everything. To hear her talk she was the soul of tidiness, with a place for everything and everything in its
place. In fact, the office was a mess. The great oaken office desk was so buried under piles of paper that
you couldn't even see the in- and out-trays, and more folders were piled up on every other flat surface.