
been tactfully excluded-and had told his fellow apes that it was a shame to take advantage of such a nice
guy. Since then Alvin's regular losses at the card table had diminished remark-ably and, once or twice,
much to his amazement and delight he had even won a small pot.
The Station on which Alvin worked was part of the vast com-plex of artificial freshwater lakes that had
been created towards the end of the 2oth Century to supply the ever-increasing de-mands of the London
Conurbation. Some hundreds of square miles of rich agricultural land had been inundated and more
would undoubtedly have suffered the same fate had not a series of increasingly violent earthquakes finally
persuaded the gov-ernment of the day that the money spent on re-building devastated towns might be
more advantageously invested in de-salination plants.
The Aldbury Station was responsible for Lake Tring and Lake Caddesden together with that area of the
Chilterns which con-stituted their catchment area. Its principal duties were to monitor erosion, nutrient
salt balance and biological productiv-ity. Among its peripheral concerns were re-afforestation, tree
culling, maintenance of fish stocks, hire of pleasure craft and management of the two refreshment centres.
These tasks were left entirely in the hands of the apes who had also, on their own initiative, organized a
round-the-clock, summer rescue service.
It was Alvin's most dearly cherished ambition to become a helmsman of one of the two Skeeto rescue
boats. In his day-dreams he sped up and down the ten-mile stretch of Lake Tring, his tangerine-tinted
Zyoprene wetsuit glittering like a goldfish as he swooped to rescue beautiful maidens from watery graves.
Unfortunately an inherent inability to distinguish be-tween port and starboard at moments of stress
seemed likely to preclude him from ever realizing his ambition. Bosun, the grizzled old ape who was in
charge of the rescue service, had given strict orders that Alvin was never to be allowed near the Skeetos
unless he was accompanied by a fully qualified chimp.
Alvin did not allow himself to become despondent. By dint of assiduous coaching from Norbert he could
now average five correct port and starboard calls out of every ten, which, as he was quick to point out,
was already half way there. Meanwhile he occupied his weekends in assisting the female chimps to run
the refreshment centres or, from time to time, in puttering round the lakes in the Station's Platypus with
Norbert to cheek on anglers' licences.
At the time of his eidetic hallucination Alvin had been at the Aldbury Station for three years and four
months. Biologically speaking he was then exactly eighteen years and two months old. Five foot five
inches tall, with straw coloured hair, protuberant, pale blue eyes and remarkable ears that stuck out like
pink handles almost at right angles from the sides of his round head, he was not perhaps the most
handsome of youths, but he possessed something far rarer than mere masculine good looks, namely a
truly beautiful character. There was something so undeniably saintly about Alvin that even the apes were
moved to wonder. He appeared to live only to please others and they had soon wearied of sending him
off to fetch them left handed lasers and cans of spotted paint because he was so obviously upset at being
unable to gratify their wishes. He would return forlorn, his periwinkle blue eyes large with unshed tears
and confess his failure in such abject tones that their laughter died on their lips and they patted him on the
shoulder and told him not to take it to heart. Since that was so obviously just where Alvindid take it and
since the apes, by and large, were a kindly lot, the game soon lost its appeal, and many of them agreed in
private with Norbert who gave it as his opinion that God had sent Alvin to them to make them all better
apes and to awaken the essential apeishness which slumbered within them.
From this it will be immediately evident that Norbert him-self was no run-of-the-lab anthropoid but as
much a unique individual in his own way as Alvin was in his. Early in ife Nor-bert had 'caught religion' and