
There was no shutting him up now. Sure enough, Bashir leaned against the bulkhead wall, in what he
doubtless con- sidered a suave and dashing manner, and resumed his lecture. A Starfleet medical pouch,
strapped over his shoulder, dangled next to his side. "Then, of course," he said casually, his eyes never
once leaving Dax's attentive face, "there's the Horta's very unusual re- productive cycle.... " Oh, give me
a break, Kira fumed. Typically, howev- er, Dax stood by cahnly, with her hands clasped loosely behind
her back. Although Dax had a fun- loving side that Kira had learned never to underesti- mate, the Trill
science officer often exuded a sense of effortless serenity that was almost spiritual. Not for the first time,
Kira was secretly envious. Is Dax what Bajoran women were like, she wondered, before dec- ades of
Cardassian oppression transformed us into refugees and revolutionaries? CouM I have ever known that
kind of peace? Kira fingered the silver earring dangling from her right ear. The Bajorans had been a
deeply religious people once. Kira liked to think she still was, and yet her spirit was often troubled.
She paced impatiently back and forth across the waiting area. Her dark red boots rapped against the
bare, uncarpeted floor. According to the display, the Puyallup was now a few minutes late. What the hell
could be taking them so long? She had more impor- tant things to do than watch another of Bashir's futile
attempts to flirt with Dax.
"I've heard," Dax said to Bashir, "that the Hortas only breed once every fifty thousand years." Kira
groaned quietly and rolled her eyes. Sometimes she suspected that Dax actually enjoyed playing these
games with Bashir. Kira wouldn't put it past her; after all, the Trill genuinely enjoyed socializing with
Ferengi.
"That's a common misconception," the doctor ex- plained. "It's true that every five hundred centuries the
entire species dies out, except for one Horta who cares for the thousands of eggs left behind, from which,
eventually, a brand-new race of Hortas is born.
But, prior to these epochal near-extinctions, there are interim generations of Hortas who reprOduce
regu- larly." Frankly, Kira didn't care whether each individual Horta emerged independently from some
primordial lava flow, just so they performed as advertised, and found new treasures in Bajor's pillaged
mines. She almost said as much, but Jadzia, damn her, gave Bashir another too-perfect smile. "How
intriguing, Julian. From a medical perspective, are there any advantages to this cycle?" "That's a very
perceptive question, Jadzia!" Bashir gushed. Kira prayed to all the Prophets that the Federation cruiser
would arrive soon. She tapped her foot impatiently against the floor, wishing it were Bashir's larynx
instead. "Of course, the study of Horta biology is less than a hundred years old, but our best theory is
that the cycle is a form of population control. Hortas are basically ageless, indestructible, and have no
natural predators. Thus, every fifty millennia, one generation of Hortas disappears to make room for their
descendants while the primary Mother Horta, selected through a process we still don't entirely
understand, provides a form of cultural continuity." The young doctor leaned toward Dax, caught up by
the joys of science, or hormones, or some combination thereof. "Think of it! To be the adopted mother
to an entire new generation of beings. Imagine what the sense of responsibility..." "Well," Kira interrupted
him, hoping to forestall another dissertation. "I look forward to meeting the Hortas." And soon, she
prayed. Exhausted already by Bashir's unending chatter, she found herself seriously contemplating the
Cardassian-built bench, unpadded metal slats and all.
"You might want to brace yourself, Major," Bashir said. Although addressing Kira, he edged even nearer
to Dax. His dark eyes glowing, clearly convinced that the lovely Trill was hanging on his every word, he
lowered his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. "Just between the three of us, a Horta is not the most
attractive of beings. In fact," he said, winking at Dax and working very hard at being casually, shockingly,
endearingly irreverent, "a fully grown Horta resem- bles nothing as much as an oversized slug made out of
molten rock!" Abruptly, the smile disappeared from Dax's lips.