
He was really black. The family had been working at it for five or six generations now, since the Afro
Revival period. The idea was to purge the gonads of the hated slave-master genes, which of course had
become liberally entangled in Sam’s lineage over the years. There was plenty of time for Massa to dip the
wick between centuries seventeen and nineteen. Starting about 1960, though, Sam’s peo-ple had begun
to undo the work of the white devils by mating only with the ebony of hue and woolly of hair. Judging by
the family portraits Sam showed me, the starting point was a café-au-lait great-great-grandmother. But
she married an ace-of-spades exchange student from Zambia or one of those funny little temporary
countries, and their el-dest son picked himself a Nubian princess, whose daughter married an elegant
ebony buck from Mississippi, who—
“Well, my grandfather looked decently brown as a result of all this,” Sam said, “but you could see the
strain of the mongrel all over him. We had darkened the family hue by three shades, but we couldn’t pass
for pure. Then my father was born and his genes reverted. In spite of everything. Light skin and a
high-bridged nose and thin lips—a mingler, a monster. Genetics must play its little joke on an earnest
family of displaced Africans. So Daddo went to a helix parlor and had the caucasoid genes edited,
accomplishing in four hours what the ancestors hadn’t managed to do in eighty years, and here I be.
Black and beautiful.”
Sam was about thirty-five years old. I was twenty-four. In the spring of ’59 we shared a two-room suite
in Under New Orleans. It was Sam’s suite, really, but he invited me to split it with him when he found out
I had no place to stay. He was working then part time as an attendant in a sniffer palace.
I was fresh off the pod out of Newer York, where I was supposed to have been third assistant statutory
law clerk to Judge Mattachine of the Manhattan County More Supreme Court, Upper. Political
patronage got me the job, of course, not brains. Statutory law clerks aren’t supposed to have brains; it
gets the computers upset. After eight days with Judge Mattachine my patience eroded and I hopped the
first pod southbound, taking with me all my earthly possessions, consisting of my toothflash and
blackhead remover, my key to the master information output, my most recent thumb-account statement,
two changes of clothing, and my lucky piece, a Byzantine gold coin, a nomisma of Alexius I. When I
reached New Orleans I got out and wandered down through the underlevels until my feet took me into
the snif-fer palace on Under Bourbon Street, Level Three. I confess that what attracted me inside were
the two jiggly girls who swam fully submerged in a tank of what looked like and turned out to be cognac.
Their names were Helen and Betsy and for a while I got to know them quite well. They were the sniffer
palace’s lead-in vectors, what they used to call come-ons in the atomic days. Wearing gillmasks, they
dis-played their pretty nudities to the bypassers, promising but never quite delivering orgiastic frenzies. I
watched them paddling in slow circles, each gripping the other’s left breast, and now and then a smooth
thigh slid between the thighs of Helen or Betsy as the case may have been, and they smiled beckoningly
at me and finally I went in.
Sam came up to greet me. He was maybe three meters tall in his build-ups, and wore a jock and a lot of
oil. Judge Mattachine would have loved him. Sam said, “Evening, white folks, want to buy a dream?”
“What do you have going?”
“Sado, maso, homo, lesbo, inter, outer, upper, downer and all the variants and deviants.” He indicated
the charge plate. “Take your pick and put your thumb right here.”
“Can I try samples first?”
He looked closely. “What’s a nice Jewish boy like you doing in a place like this?”
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