
other minutiae of military life. Bell Toll was scrounging data, trying to wheedle a few facts that could give
his people the edge in this op, as well as drafting the orders and acknowledging briefings. This op was
going to play hell with their training schedule for the Readiness Standards Evaluation, which since this
wasn't, yet, a "declared war," had to be met. That was the military; stick you out on the raw end one day
and put you through chickenshit the next.
Thor appointed himself patrol leader of the bar crawl, and proceeded to prod the others. He first
cornered Dagger in his room, who replied, "Thanks, but if I'm going to be shooting, I'd like to be as
sober as possible." His expression wasn't exactly condescending, but Dagger was very much the
psychotic loner. He almost turned into a cloistered monk before a mission, and wasn't much of a partier
afterwards. He'd been known to have three beers, once or twice. He'd even had an expensive shot of
Earth whisky once. He wasn't cheap, he was just a purist.
Tirdal was next, and looked somewhat confused. Behind him the lights were dim. His desk had
been cleared and set with a small candlelike object, a book and some other items Thor couldn't identify
from the door. They were some kind of religious or personal gear, and Thor didn't pry. It wasn't
politeness; he was embarrassed. To his inquiry about joining the entourage, Tirdal replied, "You wish for
us to appear in public as a group, then attempt to find private entertainment, then return to little sleep?"
"That's sort of it," Thor agreed. "It's supposed to be fun and help take the edge off."
Tirdal appeared to consider it for a moment, then replied.
"My presence would create a disturbance among others that would not be helpful to you, I think.
There will be nothing for me to do privately, and if left alone in public, there could be issues. As to
'taking the edge off,' I will meditate most certainly, and review recent events. I also need to study more
of both human interaction and technical matters. So I think not. But I do thank you for the invitation.
Perhaps when this is over the timing would be more appropriate."
"Well," Thor said, "if you want to observe human interaction, this would be the time."
"I'm aware of that, and the idea is intriguing," Tirdal replied. "But other considerations take priority.
I hope, however, that everyone has a good time on your 'bar crawl.' "
"Thanks, then," Thor said a bit awkwardly. "I hope your meditation goes well." It seemed the polite
thing to say.
He knocked on Ferret's door and found the specialist leaning back in his bunk with his fingers
interlaced behind his head.
"Bar crawl time," Thor said.
"I'm on it," Ferret said, rolling to his feet and slipping his feet into ship-boots.
"Glad to hear it," Thor said, with feeling. There was nothing lonelier than a single-handed bar crawl.
"The sarge can't make it, we don't want the captain along, Dagger's being himself and Tirdal doesn't
seem to understand the concept."
"Just as well," Ferret had told him. "Either of them would scare chicks away, and we don't need a
fight tonight, either."
Thus it was that Gorilla, Ferret, Thor and Gun Doll went looking for distraction before their
appointment to spend two months in space and muck. They met right outside the base gate, where
everything a homesick young troop could yearn for was available.
There was the branch of "Feelings, Inc," a company which had staked out space near every base
on three planets, to sell cheap trinkets to soldiers as "fine jewelry" for their loved ones back home,
wherever home might be. The prices were not cheap.
A vid arcade clattered and dinged, lights flashing through the door. Every machine in the place was
cranked to maximum difficulty. Entertainment equipment could be rented at stiff fees, the purveyors sure
of their income because troops' ID numbers could be called in to the base if funds were tardy, to be
forcibly secured from said troops while their commanders wrote them up for failing to be responsible
and for disgracing the service. Only the former mattered to the business in question.
An old electronics storefront had been converted, the sign out front proclaiming "Bambi's Lingerie."