
Tom Idle began to think this was all some kind of a gag. They must be having some fun with him.
"Hey, cut it out!" he said. "Heap much is enough."
But Skookum stood so rigidly and stared with such ghastly fixity, that Tom Idle suddenly saw that it could not be
acting. Skookum was not that good an actor.
"Cut it," Tom Idle muttered. "You know me. I’m Tom Idle, the guy you staked to ham and eggs yesterday. Some darn
fool swapped clothes on me."
Skookum licked his lips.
"Who you trying to kid, Hondo?" he snarled. "I know that nice kid. You’re not him."
Tom Idle then did something which he habitually did when he was ill at ease; he put his hands in his coat pockets. In
thinking it all over later, he realized that Skookum might have thought he was reaching for a gun.
Skookum made a wild dive, got down behind the counter, came up with a sawed-off shotgun. He blazed away.
Gun roar was ear-splitting. The blast blew a hole in the lunchroom wall so close to Tom Idle’s head that he could have
put his arm through it.
There was no joke about this. That shotgun was real, and Skookum was trying to kill him.
Tom Idle wheeled, ducked, dived out of the lunchroom. He ran. It was only a short distance to the park. He turned into
the park. Behind, the shotgun slammed again. Shot cut leaves off the trees, and frightened birds flew up all over the
park.
The Officer Sam Stevens met Tom Idle for the first time that morning.
Officer Stevens was a tall young man, a year or two older than Tom Idle. He came racing through the park to see what
all the shooting was about, rounded a clump of bushes, and almost bumped into Tom Idle. Tom Idle never forgot that
meeting.
"Hey help me!" Tom Idle panted. "That fool, Skookum, is trying to kill me!"
Officer Stevens stared at Tom Idle.
"Damn!" he barked. "It’s Hondo Weatherbee!"
He struck with his club, swung a blow at Tom Idle’s head. Tom Idle’s reaction was instinctive. He dodged, and the
club hit his head a glancing blow; he grabbed the club and they fought over it. Idle got the officer’s billy.
Then the cop reached for his revolver.
Tom Idle struck the officer down with his own club. There was nothing else he could do. Something fantastic had
happened, and he wasn’t a young man named Tom Idle in search of a job; he was a sallow-skinned, garishly dressed
man named Hondo Weatherbee, and everyone was either afraid of him or wanted to kill him. He could not understand
it.
Officer Sam Stevens fell senseless.
Tom Idle dropped the club, whirled and ran. He did not know how long Officer Stevens would remain unconscious,
and he had no idea at what instant Skookum might haul into view with his shotgun.
"The thing is to get out of here!" he thought.
Professional humorists claim that anything so unbelievable that it is preposterous constitutes a joke. Tom Idle was
bewildered, frightened, horror-stricken; but one thing he did know—that no part of the last few minutes had been a
joke. Everybody had been in dead earnest, from the seedy bum whose gasp had awakened him on the park bench, to
Skookum and his shotgun and Officer Stevens and his pistol.
Probably the most incredible thing of all to Tom Idle was that he had gone to sleep wearing black shoes and a neat, if
worn, blue suit—and had awakened with strange yellow shoes and a gaudy suit. And his skin! His tanned brown skin!
It had become pale! He was completely bewildered.