
He did tell a lot of lies about how he caught them. He would tell how he reached into coral holes and under ledges in
the daytime and pulled the big ones out.
He told how he sculled his boat over the reefs at night with a gasoline lantern burning in the bow, until the eyes of the
crawfish gleamed like the eyes of cats in automobile headlights along a road at night, after which he gigged them with
a little three-tined spear. He was a liar. All he ever gigged was his leg, by accident, one night.
Jep Dee had a nose and fists that looked as if they’d had accidents in the past. He had a mouth that never said much;
it had thin lips. Suns had burned him. Sea brine had turned his hide to leather. He was about a foot shorter than an
average man, also a foot wider.
One night Jep Dee got drunk and said he could whip his weight in wild cats. There were no wild cats available, but he
did very well with four tough crackers and three big yacht sailors who got tired of his chest-beating and tied into him.
They still talk about that fight on Matecumbe; it’s the main topic of conversation. The main topic used to be the big
hurricane of 1934.
Jep Dee paid fourteen dollars and ninety-five cents for the boat—twelve feet long, cypress-planked, rusty iron
centerboard, two oars, a ragged, dirty sail—in which he went "crawfishing."
He came to Matecumbe, and every day for two weeks he went out and came back and said he had been crawdadding,
until finally he found what he was looking for.
Jep Dee went out on one of his usual nightly crawdad hunts, and found what he sought, and never came back.
A COLLEGE boy in a yawl was the next person to see Jep Dee. This was weeks later.
At first, the college boy thought he was seeing a wad of drifted seaweed lying on a beach, and his second opinion was
that it must be a log. Fortunately, he put the yawl tiller over and went in to look.
The college boy was sailing down to Dry Tortugas to see the flock of flamingos, birds that are getting about as scarce
as buffaloes. He was on vacation. He was just passing a tiny coral island about sixty miles from Key West, Florida.
The island had no vegetation—it was almost as naked as Jep Dee.
Jep Dee could not talk enough to give his name. So he became, in the newspapers, "an unidentified man."
The only thing Jep Dee wore was a rope about four feet long and an inch thick. It was tied to his neck. Not with a
hangman’s knot, however. From head to foot he was a mass of blisters and sores, the result of exposure to terrific
tropical sun and salt water, and the fact that the crabs had not waited until he was dead before starting to eat him.
He had no hair, no eyebrows, no eyelashes, no finger nails. These items had been plucked off.
Also, Jep Dee seemed to be insane.
He had just enough strength to kick the college boy in the face; and while the astonished young alumnus sprawled on
his back, Jep Dee got up and ran. His sense of direction was bad, and he dashed into the sea, where he floundered
until the college boy caught him.
They had quite a fight. Jep Dee had no strength, but he knew all the evil tricks of brawl fighters, many of which didn’t
require much power.
Jep Dee did much yelling during the struggle. Most of it was incoherent, but now and then a phrase was
understandable. Once he screeched:
"Damn you, Horst! You go back to the island and tell Señor Steel—"
Just what he wanted a man named Horst to tell one named Señor Steel was unintelligible. The fight went on, in water
about waist-deep. Once more, Jep Dee spoke understandable words.
"I’ve seen men being tortured to death before," he screamed, "but the way these—"
He did not finish that sentence, either.
The college boy got him overpowered, rolled him into the dinghy and rowed out to the yawl and spread him under the