The third morning Fred Nieheim woke up in the Little Place, he no longer had
to prove to himself that he wasn't dreaming. He knew where he was, all right,
along with the rest of them -- Wilma and Ruby and Howard Cooney and the
Cobrisol. But knowing it didn't make him any happier.
He remained lying on his back, gazing moodily out through the bedroom window,
while he wondered how one went about getting back to Earth from here --
specifically, to the Nieheim farm twenty-two miles south of Richardsville,
Pennsylvania, U.S.A. It wasn't apparently just a matter of finding a way out
through the very odd sort of barriers that fenced in the area. According to
the Cobrisol, a local creature which appeared to be well-informed, they would
then simply be in something known as "Outside," which was nowhere near Earth.
At least, the Cobrisol had never heard of Earth, and still wasn't entirely
convinced that it existed.
"Sometimes, Fred," it had hinted gently only last evening while they sat
together on the front porch, watching a rather good production of an Earth-
type sunset above the apple orchard, "sometimes, the memory and other mental
functions are deranged by transfer from one Place to another. Don't let it
worry you, though. Such effects almost always wear off in time. . . ."
Fred felt Wilma stir quietly in bed beside him, and he raised himself
cautiously on an elbow to look at her. The bed creaked.
Ruby went "Chuck-chuck!" sharply from the corner of the bedroom, where she
slept in a basket. She was a middle-aged hen pheasant of belligerent nature,
who regarded herself as the watchdog of the Nieheim farm. Basket and all,
she'd been transferred along with them to the Little Place.
Fred remained quiet until Ruby stuck her head back under her wing. Wilma was
still asleep, and only a rounded, smooth shoulder and a mop of yellow hair
were visible at the moment above the blankets. They had been married less than
two years, and if he and Wilma and Ruby had been set down here alone, he
mightn't have minded it so much. The Cobrisol had assured him that one
ordinarily received the best of care and attention in the Little Places; and
the Cobrisol itself, though disconcerting in appearance until you got used to
it, seemed to be as agreeable a neighbor as anyone could want.
Unfortunately, there was also Howard Cooney. . . .
* * *
Out in the kitchen, precisely as Fred's reflections reached that point, a
metallic clatter announced that Howard Cooney was manipulating Wilma's big
iron skillet on the stove again.
Fred scowled thoughtfully. For a recent acquaintance, Howard certainly was
making himself at home with them! He was a tramp who had happened to select
the night of their transfer to sleep in the shed back of the Nieheim
farmhouse; and so he'd been picked up and brought along, too. Unfortunately,
whoever or whatever had constructed a reasonably accurate duplicate of a
section of the Nieheim farm in the Little Place, hadn't bothered to include
the shed. The first night, at Wilma's suggestion, Howard had moved into the
living room. After that, he'd stayed there.
Fred felt he couldn't reasonably object to the arrangement under the
circumstances, but he suspected that Howard was an untrustworthy character.
He'd already begun to ogle Wilma when he thought nobody was noticing -- and