
estimating which came first for her, the business of adventure or the adventure of
business. Either way, their little trekking company was no longer charming to her.
Ike saw no reason to front-load it with negatives. 'We've got a great cave,' he said.
'Gee.'
'We're still in the black, head-count-wise.'
'The itinerary's in ruins. We were behind as it was.'
'We're fine. We'll take it out of the Siddhartha's Birthplace segment.' He kept the
worry out of his voice, but for once his sixth sense, or whatever it was, had come up
short, and that bothered him. 'Besides, getting a little lost will give them bragging
rights.'
'They don't want bragging rights. They want schedule. You don't know these people.
They're not your friends. We'll get sued if they don't make their Thai Air flight on the
nineteenth.'
'These are the mountains,' said Ike. 'They'll understand.' People forgot. Up here, it
was a mistake to take even your next breath for granted.
'No, Ike. They won't understand. They have real jobs. Real obligations. Families.'
That was the rub. Again. Kora wanted more from life. She wanted more from her
pathless Pathfinder.
'I'm doing the best I can,' Ike said.
Outside, the storm went on horsewhipping the cave mouth. Barely May, it wasn't
supposed to be this way. There should have been plenty of time to get his bunch to,
around, and back from Kailash. The bane of mountaineers, the monsoon normally
didn't spill across the mountains this far north. But as a former Everester himself, Ike
should have known better than to believe in rain shadows or in schedules. Or in luck.
They were in for it this time. The snow would seal their pass shut until late August.
That meant he was going to have to buy space on a Chinese truck and shuttle them
home via Lhasa – and that came out of his land costs. He tried calculating in his head,
but their quarrel overcame him.
'You do know what I mean by Bonpo,' a woman said. Nineteen days into the trip,
and Ike still couldn't link their spirit nicknames with the names in their passports.
One woman, was it Ethel or Winifred, now preferred Green Tara, mother deity of
Tibet. A pert Doris Day look-alike swore she was special friends with the Dalai Lama.
For weeks now Ike had been listening to them celebrate the life of cavewomen. Well,
he thought, here's your cave, ladies. Slum away.
They were sure his name – Dwight David Crockett – was an invention like their
own. Nothing could convince them he wasn't one of them, a dabbler in past lives. One
evening around a campfire in northern Nepal, he'd regaled them with tales of Andrew
Jackson, pirates on the Mississippi, and his own legendary death at the Alamo. He'd
meant it as a joke, but only Kora got it.
'You should know perfectly well,' the woman went on, 'there was no written
language in Tibet before the late fifth century.'
'No written language that we know about,' Owen said.
'Next you'll be saying this is Yeti language.'
It had been like this for days. You'd think they'd run out of air. But the higher they
went, the more they argued.
'This is what we get for pandering to civilians,' Kora muttered to Ike. Civilians was
her catch-all: eco-tourists, pantheist charlatans, trust funders, the overeducated. She
was a street girl at heart.
'They're not so bad,' he said. 'They're just looking for a way into Oz, same as us.'
'Civilians.'
Ike sighed. At times like this, he questioned his self-imposed exile. Living apart
from the world was not easy. There was a price to be paid for choosing the
less-traveled road. Little things, bigger ones. He was no longer that rosy-cheeked lad