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"He's a great bear. Where'd you get him?"
She looked up at Fred with big blue eyes. Rose's own eyes followed hers, and she smiled up at Fred too. She knelt beside Gigi and fingered one of the bear's paws. Fred's hands were long and well shaped, she noticed, the fingers slightly broader at the nails. "Officer Bear here is assisting us with our enquiries, isn't he, kids?"
Thumb still in her mouth, Gigi nodded gravely. Hank asked suddenly, "Will you call our dad in Alaska?"
"Oh?" Rose asked. "Is your dad in Alaska? What's his name?"
"Harry Bjornsen," the boy said promptly. "I'm Harry Bjornsen, Jr., really, but Dad doesn't like junior so I'm Hank."
Fred was nodding in a pleased way. "I'd rather be called Hank than Junior myself. Do you know which boat your dad's on?"
"Naw, he didn't tell us," Hank said. "Aunt Bambi says he isn't coming back."
"Who's Aunt Bambi?" Rose asked.
"We live with her," Hank said.
"What's her last name?"
Hank shrugged. "Just Bambi, I guess."
While she was questioning them, Fred said, "I'm going to go see what I can find. See you, Rosie."
"Okay," she said, and waved good-bye, as did the children, as he headed for the stairs.
She picked up her beeper then and drove Hank and Gigi to the Ogden house, where they were bedded down for the night while Fred initiated the search for their mother. Unfortunately for the kids, he was a very good detective.
Hank and Gigi went with Rose to Mr. and Mrs. Ogden's house where Mrs. Ogden gave them their own brand-new toothbrushes and pajamas and had her kids, two boys, move in together so Hank and Gigi could have one of their rooms. The kids didn't even seem to mind. They were already in bed by the time Hank and Gigi got there and seemed too sleepy to object.
And the-next morning, there was Officer Fred at the lady's door.'"Ready .to go home?" he asked diem, and took them straight back to Aunt Bambi's.
Mama looked really glad to see them and hugged and kissed them and admired Officer Fuzz and tried to thank Officer Fred but when he looked at her, he looked just the way Hank had been afraid policemen would look.
Aunt Bambi .woke up after Officer Fred left, padded out into the kitchenette for a beer, took one look at them and said to Mama, "Shit. You're going to have to do better next time."
THE FERRY GLIDED across Puget Sound trapped between two slices of brilliant blue, the sky and the water, with the snowy peaks of the Olympic Mountains behind, the Cascades ahead, the sharp white peak of Mount Baker up north beyond the San Juan Islands, the perfect cone of Mount Rainier to the south. It was one of those days that appeared on postcards that lured more and more tourists and transplants to Seattle. But, as was often true of such eye-appealing days, it was bitter cold, so Rose enjoyed the scenery from inside the ferry, warming her hands and her throat with a cup of cappuccino from the ferry's espresso bar while she listened to two musicians, Tania and Mark, play Irish tunes on a variety of instruments.
Rose didn't often get to hear the ferryboat musicians, since they only played the Bainbridge Island-Seattle route, and she normally rode the Bremerton ferry. But this morning, as sometimes happened, one of the Bremerton ferries had mechanical problems and wasn't running. It had taken her three hours to get home instead of just one. On the way over, she'd had no choice, since her car was still parked at me ferry terminal in Bremerton, but she chose to take the more reliable Bainbridge ferry on the way back. It took twenty minutes longer to drive to it from her house, but the trip across was only a half-hour instead of an hour.
Besides, this way she could see the musicians.
Had she known the trip home would be such an ordeal, she'd have arranged to have her cats fed and just stayed in Seattle to go to Linden's and then riding with Cindy. But she hadn't arranged for the cats and hadn't brought riding clothes, and Linden didn't open till eleven and Rose's shift was over at seven, so there should have been lots of time.
After dropping Hank and Gigi at the Ogdens', she had been able to sleep through the rest of the night in the clinic, then called in and reported off to Hager, who was taking call the rest of the weekend. Since Hager lived in Seattle, she needed only to carry a beeper. Normally, Rose would have had scads of time to get home, feed the cats, shower, change, and catch up on mail and phone calls, but because of the delay in the ferries she had had to rush. So now she enjoyed kicking back and letting the music refresh her.
Although soliciting on the ferries was strictly against the rules, only one or two of the more hidebound captains, afraid that the boats would become an extension of the panhandling street life in the city, prevented the musicians from playing. The passengers enjoyed the diversion. The music was usually instrumental--a harpist, a couple who played mainly Scandinavian music on accordion and mandolin, and Tania and Mark, who played fiddle, guitar, harp and hammered dulcimer, and sometimes other exotic instruments.
"Now docking Seattle," a voice on the intercom announced about ten minutes from the dock. On the left was the cityscape, the Space Needle, the Smith Tower which had once been the tallest building in the country, the modern skyscrapers mingling with the art deco remnants of another, kinder, gentler generation, the big E of the Edgewater Inn and the sign for Pike Place Public Mar-ket. Stretching along the waterfront to the right were the old wharfs now gentrified into gift shops full of jewelry. T-shirts, shell lamps, fudge, Mount St Helens glassware, gourmet chocolates, Indian crafts and exotic imports, all of which could be reached by a walkway studded with seafood restaurants, and hung with brightly colored banners. Horse-drawn carriages lined the water side of the Alaska Way, waiting forlornly for the tourists who were not out on such a cold day. The trolley tracks sat empty under the Highway 99 viaduct, and beyond them cars prowled in the shade of the viaduct, searching for parking places. Rose was glad her office was right downtown and jshe seldom had to drive in Seattle. The traffic getting off the ferry was particularly bad, being routed far to the south, toward the Kingdome.
Along the waterfront, a shoal of giant orange cranes loaded and unloaded barges like so many spindly spiders storing food for the winter.
Hie ferry docked. Rose dropped a dollar in Tania's guitar case and followed the teal-and-purple parka ahead of her down the causeway and out onto the sidewalk outside the ferry terminal, across the tunnel walkway that ran under the viaduct and over Alaska Way, spilling ferry passengers out onto First and Marion.
One youngish boy Rose didn't know sat listlessly against the side of the tunnel, while on the other side a bearded, red-faced man in his forties or fifties greeted each passerby with a pleasant remark followed, if they waited long enough, with a request for change. The guy was a vet, and she wasn't sure what his trip was, but at least it didn't seem to be hostile.
She caught a bus up First to Third and Pine and walked over to Nordstrom's to buy a new pair of walking shoes before heading to the Market, past the Bon and the deserted Frederick's and Nelson building, and by the scrumptious shops of Westlake Plaza. The usual steel drum band entertained people lunching at the patio tables set on the ornamental brick-and-concrete work that blocked off the street as a strictly pedestrian area. A street preacher was exhorting shoppers about the love of God. She happened to know this particular proselytizer, from her former position as a counselor at the Seattle women's shelter. She felt like getting up and doing a little preaching herself about people who claimed to be religious and did to their wives what this guy had done in the name of morality. She kept walking.
The Pet Man, one of Patrick's clients, sat on the next corner, his two lovable mutts and the gray striped cat sitting beside him, his battered hat with a few coins and a dollar or two next to him. A young woman in a skirt printed like an Indian bedspread dropped a bag of dry cat food into the hat and passed on. The Pet Man said nothing to her, but one of the dogs sniffed the bag. Rose didn't think the dog could be too interested. She knew how well fed these animals were.
The Pet Man's menagerie was among the animals Linden cared for from time to time. She licensed all of the pets she cared for. Once the Pet Man had disappeared for six months, and the Humane Society in Spokane had called Linden because her name was on a dog's tag. Linden had the dog flown back to her, but when the Pet Man returned, he had avoided her for months, not wanting to tell her he'd lost the dog.
As she neared the market, Rose beard the competing musics of the street musicians who worked every available comer, doorway and level of the area. The clapping gospel music of Gasworks Gus, an older black man, and three young recently acquired proteges, the new washboard band with the blonde woman and her guitar-playing partner, all aggressively competed against by one of the crewcut, orange-overalled Accordions From Hell group who seemed bound and determined to drown out other street music. She glanced in the window of the ice cream store, where Linden's songwriter friend Merle usually spent all day with his dog Pal at his feet, a guitar on his lap, a notepad, pencil, and a cup of coffee with endless refills on the table while he wrote songs. He wasn't there today.
She looked across the street, under the canopy of the market proper, where vendors sold fish and honey, flowers and tie-dyed T-shirts, rubber stamps and handmade silver jewelry. She would cross at First and Pike, she thought.
"Rose," someone said at her elbow. "Rose, it's me. Rose, please, have you got a couple of dollars? Fm really hungry."
The voice was male and young and did not yet have a good street whine to it It sounded scared. And the face was familiar.
"Dico?" she asked, looking under the grime to the chocolate-brown skin beneath.
"Yeah."
"What did you do? Run out on the foster home?"
"What foster home? I've been on the streets since I turned eighteen."
"But I found you a placement..."
"Yeah, well, not fast enough. And I'd look for a job, honest, Rose, only I got no place to clean up, you know? I sure don't want to use the shower at the shelter. How about it? Couple of bucks for a snack?"
She took a five from her purse. Dico Miller wasn't a bad kid, wasn't on drugs or anything else that she knew of, and he did look thin. His parents had both been killed in an accident and hadn't left enough to bury them, much less pay their debts, and left their teenage son alone. No other surviving family members, no house, school over, no job, no prospects. She stuffed the five back and fished out a ten. "Get something to eat and try to clean up a little. I'll talk to a friend and see if I can get you a job, okay? Will you be here tomorrow?"
"Naw, I got an important appointment. Shit yes, I'll be here. What d'ya think?"
She ignored the attitude and crossed into the market, more preoccupied with wondering whom she could hit up to hire a former client than with the goodies at Fortunate Finery.
Then the crowd in the market jostled and assaulted her with noise, color and sensation from all directions so that she had to pay attention to keep from getting trampled or carried past the exit mat led underground, into the belly of the market, where Fortunate Finery nibbed elbows with rock shops and comic shops, antique stores and Afghanistan! imports, amni^g others.
The fellows at the fish market were tossing humongous salmon back and forth while entertaining the customers with their patter. She slopped in at Tenzmg Momo for wme Tibetan incense, bought crocheted catnip balls for her cats, and men docked around the comer to the ramp leading down to the next level.
The sandwich board was not out front, she noticed that right away. The door was closed, and the shop was dark even though it was already noon. She peered inside but could see no sign of Linden.
"Ahem," someone said behind her. A refined, ladylike, alto someone. "Excuse me," said the woman, stepping forward. She was as silvery and sparkly as a coho salmon leaping out of the bay into the sunlight Her hair was every hue and tint of silver from gunmetal through pewter through dove gray to white and curled to well below her shoulders, held back from her face by a silver rose. Silver-gray eyes full of intelligence and cool humor regarded Rose politely before turning their attention to the door lock. She wore white tights and gray Doc Martens under a long, heathery wool skirt with a silver-embroidered lace petticoat hanging out from under it and a long, loopy sweater spun with silvery threads and topped with a drift of a sequined and rhinestone-studded silvery scarf.
"Is Linden sick today?" Rose asked.
"No, she's been called away," the woman said, over her shoulder. "I'm assuming management at present." She had a low, throaty voice, a torch singer's voice, Rose thought, like Eartha Kitt or Candice Bergen.
Merle ambled up, his dog, Pal, trotting along beside him. He stopped and stood with one long jeans-clad leg bent at the knee, and leaned against the door frame with his forearm. He was a tall man with thinning brown hair and bad teeth, but his quick brown eyes and soft musical voice betrayed him as more than an ordinary street person, however much he liked to play the role. He came from a good family and could have been anything, but he'd been an angry young man and kept being angry well into middle age. Now he was mostly angry at himself for letting all of his chances go by. The songs he wrote were good and true and best of all, Rose thought, not self-centered. Musicians all over Seattle performed and recorded them with Merle's blessing, but Merle, no matter what other gigs he tried, always ended up back at the market. Pal looked up at the silver woman and whined, a happy whine.
"Linden's not around?" Merle asked the woman.
The silvery lady turned and gave him the somewhat appraising smile he took so much for granted that he didn't react to it one way or the other. "No, but I am. You must be Merle and this," she said, patting the dog's head, "is Pal. I've heard so much about you."
"You have?"
"Certainly."
"Excuse me," Rose said a bit more sharply than she intended. "Who are you?"
"I'm Felicity Fortune. I'm part owner of the shop, actually," she said with a faint trace of a British Isles accent-- Rose wasn't sure of the exact origin. To Merle she said, "I'm glad you've come. This letter came to the shop for you."
He accepted the letter and ran his fingers over it for a moment without even looking at the address. "I came to ask if Linden could look after Pal. I decided to ship out on a tanker for a while, pick up a little money. I want to make a new tape but I want it to be a really good one this time."
Merle was always talking about that. Except for one, the tapes remained unrecorded, and the one he had made had been so overproduced you could hardly hear the songs. Another of Merle's fatal flaws, she supposed--he was a good musician but a lousy producer.
Felicity opened the door and said, "Sorry to keep you standing in the hall while I prattle on. Do come in." Her smile was warm and genuinely kind, quite out of keeping with the rest of her silvery persona. She was not, Rose saw, even particularly pretty. More what you would call striking. Her features were strong and determined--a patrician nose and a square jaw--and something about the set of them reminded Rose of Linden.
"Linden never mentioned anyone else owning the store," Rose said, feeling anxious about her friend's absence. "Is she okay?"
"Oh, yes, dear. Just had a bit of an emergency. Thought it best if I filled in for the time being. Let me guess. You must be Rose."
"How did you know?"
"The mustard seed," she said, pointing to the pendant that Rose had decided to wear that morning on a whim, just to keep her spirits up.
Merle remained outside the door after Rose and Felicity entered the shop. When Rose looked back at him, she saw mat he was reading his letter. His lower jaw dropped and his eyes boggled, his head nodding rapidly as he reread it several times.
"Not bad news for you too?" Rose asked, experiencing her usual feeling that the whole world was falling apart at the seams.
"Oh, no. Rosie, you aren't going to believe this, but somebody sent Ace Jackson my tape. He wants to record two of my songs. He wants me to come to Nashville and talk to him about it."
"Merle, that's great!" she said, thinking how lucky it was that he had come to the shop before shipping out. "You really deserve it."
"Thanks," he said, his eyes still on the letter as he tugged at the dog's lead. "Come on, Pal. We got to think about this."
"Well, it's good to see somebody get a break," Rose said to Felicity. "I just hope he uses it to good advantage."
"Oh, I think he will," Felicity said, smiling that same assessing smile through the window at the retreating figures of the man and his dog.
"I wonder how he'll get the money to go to Nashville," Rose said, watching after them too. "Do you suppose Ace Jackson will send it to him?"
"Oh no," Felicity said with a rather surprising air of authority. "I imagine he'll find an unclaimed scratch tab which will suffice. He's ready for luck now, you see. He's outlived a lot of the influences opposing him. And he's worked for it. That sort of people are still the easiest kind to make lucky."
"Excuse me. I don't want to be rude or anything, but how would you know?" Rose asked, her initial sense of irritation with the stranger returning. There was something so theatrical about Felicity Fortune--so deliberately mysterious--that Rose could not help but wonder if she was just being weird or if she really was weird.
"I know quite a bit, actually," Felicity said, flopping down in an overstaffed chair and making no effort to count out the till, turn on the lights, or open the door for other customers.
"Where exactly is Linden, then?" Rose asked in a tone that brooked no evasion.
"If you must know, she wasn't quite up to the job here," Felicity said, playing idly with a peacock feather fan.
"You said you were part owner. You didn't fire her?"
"Oh, no. She's gone on for further training. She suggested you as a possible candidate too, and as a senior member, I was sent to sort things out."
"A senior member of what?"
"A sort of sorority Linden and I belong to, one that helps people."
"Uh-huh. Linden never mentioned any sorority, and we've known each other a long time."
"Oh, she wouldn't mention this one," Felicity said, rummaging in the ridiculously small beaded evening purse she carried at her side slung from a belt that seemed to be made of fine-link chain mail. "She's just been a pledge until now. Wait a bit. I have a card in here someplace."
She produced one that read, in calligraphy-style script, "Dame Felicity Fortune, Godmothers (Anonymous), Fan-Fates Facilitated, Questers Accommodated, and Virtue Vindicated. True Love and Serendipity Our Specialty."
Rose read it and chuckled with relief. "1 might have known. That Linden. I never really figured her for a practical joker, but this is a good one. We were kidding around about this yesterday. Where is she really? Who are you? And please don't tell me you're the fairy godmother."
"Oh, no. I wouldn't put you on like that. I'm only one of the Godmothers and we're not exactly all fairies, not anymore. At one time, of course, that was true, but the fey actually found that human agents, properly seasoned, work out better. More identity with the subject. Just as many of you in your profession were yourselves the products of troubled childhoods so you now identify with your clients."
No wonder she was so theatrical! She was an actress. For some reason, maybe to give Merle his bit of good news, Linden had hired an actress to come in and play an elaborate joke on them all. Well, nobody could say Rose lacked a sense of humor. She played along, grinning to show that she knew what was happening, "Gee, that's very democratic of the fey. So okay, if you're who you say you are, how about my wish?"
Felicity nodded graciously. She was some actress, all right.
"Well," Rose said. "First of all, the division's budget could use one of those bottomless purses that were always turning up in the fairy tales. I don't suppose you've got one just lying around anywhere, do you?"
To her surprise, Felicity didn't do any fakey bibbity-bobbity-booing but snapped the peacock feathers of her fan together in a disgusted way. "That's it, throw money at it! Honestly, you Americans! And I thought you took your work more seriously than that."
"Money is serious," Rose insisted, drawn into earnest discussion in spite of herself. "Senate appropriations cut our budget by half this year."
"I'll look into it, though mind you, we don't do bottomless purses anymore. Too crude and very bad for the economy in general. Inflation and all that." She turned a shrewd gaze on Rose and for the first time, Rose saw that her eyes were very strange indeed--did they make holographic contact lenses these days? Felicity's eyes had that same crystalline look about them, and Rose thought for a moment that she could see rainbows in the irises.
"Also," Felicity continued shrewdly, and dead seriously, "a bottomless purse for your division would be of very little use to the persons it's meant to help if the money is spent under the direction of someone unsuitable."
Before Rose could protest that Linden surely must have briefed her about Rose's work situation, Felicity added, "I notice that you didn't ask anything for yourself, however. Your wish, in fact, was for reinforcements, a fairy godmother for the city of Seattle. Now that seems a little odd, Rose Samson. True, you don't believe 1 am who I am as yet, though you will, but have you no wish for yourself? I'd hate to think you were someone with a bit of that Messiah complex the pop psychologists are always on about."
Rose shrugged. "Maybe so, but I already have quite a bit compared to most of the people I work with. I've got a job, a home, food, and money enough to buy clothes from your shop if I want."
"Don't you wish for anything else? True love, maybe?"
Fred's face popped into her mind, but Rose said sensibly, "Felicity, no offense, but that's not something you get just by wishing." After all, she didn't even know if he was involved or not, or anything else about his personal life. She might not even like him if she knew him well and besides, real true love happened between the two people involved, not because some dingbat in motley silver waved a magic wand. Besides, there were lots of things more important than her own love life--or lack of it
"I see," Felicity said.
"Look," Rose said kindly but firmly, "it's nice of you to encourage me, but lots of people don't even have the basics, much less two lovely cats and a vintage clothing collection. Sure my dad left us when I was a kid, but he continued to support us, and my mother was an alcoholic, but she sobered up before she died and we were able to deal with a lot of our issues together. Meanwhile, I've managed to make a very nice life for myself and I'm trying to help other people do the same."
"Survivor guilt, eh?"
"Will you cut that out? I'm just counting my blessings," she said. Before she could say any more Felicity, who reminded her a bit of a forties movie star with her dramatic gestures and grand, perhaps a bit matronizing tone, waved her own assessment of her motivations aside.
"Well, dear, there's nothing wrong with that, and mercy knows / would be the last to suggest there was anything wrong with you for wishing to bring blessings to others. It is, in fact, my raison d'etre as well. However, if you could bring yourself to be a teensy bit more selfish and wish for something the wee-est bit more personal, it would be easier to prove my usefulness to you."
"I beg your pardon?"
"You will be wanting to put me to the test, n'est-ce pas?"
"Mats non," said Rose, who could joke around as well as anyone. She was used to dealing with somewhat deranged people, and this woman seemed at least to be well inten-tioned. However, a reality check was in order. "Ms. Fortune, I'm sorry if you are under the misapprehension that, in passing time with my friend Linden, I somehow gave the impression mat I wanted your help or advice. The truth is, as a social services professional employed by the City of Seattle and the State of Washington, I have rules to uphold, and one of those rales is that I don't tell you notbin' about nobody nohow no time, period. No matter what you show me, promise me, or give me. So please, let me disabuse you of any notions you may have that I will at any time break client confidentiality so you can prove--whatever it is you're trying to prove. Whatever you imagine you can do, the clients I have now, and my list by no means covers all of the people in the city who need help, have devastatingly real problems. Many of them face tragic, frightening, frustrating, humiliating, dangerous, even life-threatening situations every day. I--we--are trying to help them survive a little longer, in hopes that somehow they can last until improvement can be made."
Felicity Fortune was net the least put out, but dropped most of the melodrama, except for an eloquently raised eyebrow. "Well put, Rose Samson, and very loyal, I'm sure. But you'd be surprised what I can imagine, and what I've coped with. I notice you only say that you hope to help your clients to survive until improvements can be made-- not until you can make them. Or they can make them."
"I'm being realistic," Rose said. "I can only do so much, the division can only do so much. Many of the clients could do more for themselves than we can possibly do for them if only they had the will or--"
"Or the luck?" Felicity Fortune asked, then waved the fan dismissively. "Oh, I know. I know. Luck is extremely unscientific, but like many unscientific things, it's also extremely useful. It also happens to be my business."
"Oh, cute! I get it! Your name is Felicity Fortune, as in good luck, and you make--ta da--good luck!"
ROSE EXPECTED A disclaimer but Felicity Fortune simply tried to look modest "Let's just say I--that is, we of the Godmothers--have made a study of its creation and have become somewhat--scientific--in reproducing it where and when it is needed."
"Oh, well, that's different," Rose said, settling down crosslegged on the floor and cupping her chin in her hands while nodding to Felicity Fortune to continue. Rose was a good listener. These days, other than filling oat forms, listening was about all she could do. At least Felicity Fortune had a fairly original delusion. "Okay, so tell me. You're the fairy godmother, right? And you've come to make me and the city of Seattle live happily ever after?"
"I shall certainly try, with your assistance, of course. But first I think it is my turn to clear up any misapprehensions you may have about fairy godmothers and their historical role." Felicity Fortune now sounded less like an actress man a college professor. "The tales most people are familiar with tend to be highly revisionist. That is, the viewpoint taken is that of the person or people who triumphed in the situation in question, and any subtler details, random injustices or atrocities are swept under the rug."
"According to Bruno Bettelheim and some of the other authorities on the subject, the tales are metaphors for psychological processes," Rose said. "I have a lot of trouble with them even in that context. Are you trying to tell me that they are literally true stories?"
"Parts of true stories, yes. True as far as they go, yes. But highly adulterated, even by those Grimm boys, who like all boys were unduly fascinated by the gory bits. Actually, the real fault lies not in how they told the tales but the tales they left out. You see, the fairy stories mostly only tell about the cases in which we triumphed in our quest to bring truth, justice, happiness and a higher moral order to the universe."
"That is a tall order," Rose said. "I can see how if you've been doing this for a long time, parts were bound to have been left out."
"Yes, and those parts are what make us so unbelievable to a smart young woman such as yourself. Like you, we aren't always successful, and also like you, and I'm sure you'll take no offense that I say so, we do make mistakes. In a few of those instances, the tales have been altered to make us look good. For instance, there was the time Dame Agatha met a young woman and started to ask her for a piece of bread. Dame Agatha is actually notoriously bad at disguises and forgot to remove her jewels when she put on her rags. Besides which, she's a bit on the plump side. So when she asked the girl for bread, the girl, who it later turned out was having a bad episode of PMS so that the very thought of food made her nauseous, told Agatha she ought to be bloody ashamed of herself posing as a beggar when there were so many people in dire straits. It shows more intelligence than hard-heartedness, seen in that light, but before she could finish her sentence she had toads coming out of her mourn.
"Then along comes her flighty sister, sees Agatha's jewels, puts two and two together and decides Agatha's some dotty socialite with a bob or two to give away. She was dieting anyway, that one, so she gave Agatha a whole cake and as soon as she said, 'You're welcome,' right off her mouth starts dripping diamonds and pearls."
"The moral being that good manners pay?" Rose ventured.
"The moral being that manners are superficial and if you're going to impersonate a beggar you should bloody well take off your tiara first. The sister who dripped toads was ordinarily a bright and conscientious individual who read six books a week, carried medicines and food to plague victims, and privately donated to distressed families. Poor thing merely had a gruff way of expressing herself at certain times of the month, but there you were, the damage was done and she was spitting toads for the rest of her life. Being a resourceful sort, she wrote some of the earliest known papers on amphibian biology. Meanwhile, her flighty sister, who was a chatterbox, spouted diamonds and pearls until they became quite valueless and thereby bankrupted the royal treasury and the country as a whole. You never hear about mat though, I daresay."
'True," Rose admitted.
"So you see what I mean. Of course, that particular example is neither life-threatening nor especially horrible, unless you have an aversion to toads, but we've dealt with many situations which were. Back in the days when these earliest case histories were compiled, there were, as there are now, plenty of wicked stepparents, starving and home* less people, abandoned and abused children and physically and mentally wounded war veterans. Besides which, there was quite a rigid class system. The unfortunates had no .one to aid them save kindly individuals, who were very scarce.
"That is why the Queen of Fairy recruited us."
"Right"
"I don't quite understand. The little I've heard about fairies these days says that they were alien, spooky creatures who hated humankind."
"I don't know about alien and spooky. Rose dear, but humankind was even harder to love back then than it is now. Her Majesty, a truly great lady, though much misunderstood, decided mat if it was ever to improve, someone must see to it that at least a few of the worthier specimens among the mortals were preserved against the depredations of the world. That is how our sorority was born. We are her agents, you see, and have continued to do her work throughout the centuries."
"That's very sweet," Rose said, gently. "But I'm afraid the Queen of Fairy couldn't even dream of some of the problems we have today--"
"On the contrary. People are not much different than they have always been, although they are, as you may have gathered, slightly better because of our efforts."
"There's never been a drug problem like there is now! It's epidemic! And there's AIDS and all sorts of other--"
"Ever heard of the Black Plague? I'm not denigrating the problems you face today, Rose, certainly not, or I wouldn't be here, but in my day a greater percentage of people died just from giving birth, malnutrition or working themselves to death than die of all of your diseases put together."
"Sure," Rose said, grinning. "And in those days you had to walk ten miles to school barefoot in the snow uphill both ways in the dark. I know."
"I beg your pardon?"
"It's something parents always say. You know. Life in the old days was harder than it was now. I don't see how it's gotten much better; maybe it did for a while, but these days everything, health care, law enforcement, ecology, the economy--just everything--is deteriorating very fast. I know, I know, it's not the Black Plague, but back in your day at least the environment was still healthy and, according to you, you had enough magic to make pearls and diamonds come out of people's mouths."
"Yes, the planet was healthy, but people weren't, and while we did have somewhat more access to magic, we did not have whole organizations full of young people like you to do all of the boring bits. Nor could we always help, even with magic. Sometimes we intervened too late, sometimes the forces we could arrange on the good side were too weak for really determined wickedness, and sometimes the whole world was simply aligned against those we would aid. But we always did try. As you are trying. And we do have methods and resources not presently at your disposal."
As Felicity spoke, Rose smiled at the surreality of debating the comparative damage of the Black Plague and AIDS and the comparative merits of social work vs. magic with someone who claimed to have personal experience of all of the topics. Oh well, at least Felicity Fortune wasn't claiming to be Madonna. Rose had processed six clients like that last week--an odd split between those who thought they were the rock star and those who believed they were the mother of Christ, with one breaking the tie who thought she was the rock star and the mother of Christ
"Sounds great," Rose told Felicity. "If only it were true!"
"It is, believe me. You do have to believe, Rose. That's always been part of the equation, and as I told you, I'm perfectly willing to give you a demonstration. Ah-ah-ah! I didn't say I wanted you to violate any secrets. Perish the thought. But surely there's someone you'd like to help who doesn't need to be kept quite so hush-hush. Someone, perhaps, not covered in your tine of work. An animal, perhaps? Even animals can use good fortune and true love."
"We-ell," she said, thinking of poor Cindy Ellis in danger of losing her job at the stable to her greedy bitch of a stepmother. "You don't happen to know any honest lawyers who take cases out of the good of their hearts or are willing to barter riding lessons for services, do you?"
"Not offhand, but give me a little time, Rose. Haven't been here long. Must do some networking. That sort of situation can be solved in a variety of ways--the best of which involve making certain contacts. In the old days, we always had to involve commoners, widows and orphans, that sort of thing, with the royal family. If you could get a prince or princess interested, well, there you were. The whole thing was easy to solve. Much more difficult in a democratic country."
"Well, but then there's always your magic wand, right?" "At one time, certainly. But these days magic, like all natural resources, must be used sparingly. Very sparingly. Dame Prudence of the Accounting Committee monitors the expenditure of magical energy even more strictly than Puget Power monitors electricity. There is a great deal of need in the world and far less magic, so we attempt to conserve that resource whenever possible and use only as much as is necessary to get the ball rolling, you might say. Most of what we do these days consists of putting the right people and the right circumstances together, very much as I suppose you do in your job with trying to find the proper organization to deal with your clients' problems. But as you know, sometimes that will not suffice, and then we resort to magic."
"So you couldn't give me a bottomless purse if you wanted to?"
"I fear not. The mere mention of that device is enough to give poor Dame Prudence apoplexy. It is definitely not within my allotment. Even if it were, I wouldn't be so reckless. The larger magical withdrawals, like the overuse of any resource, involve costs which may easily outweigh the original benefit and result in highly unpleasant repercussions."
"I see."
"And that's only one of the problems. Magic also must be used only in aid of the worthy. There's simply not enough of it to punish wrongdoers these days."
"That figures. There aren't enough jails or counselors or any other means of dealing with them either," Rose said.
"Exactly. About all we can do in that line is to protect ourselves and those we are trying to help from them as much as possible, but mostly, the magic is only expended hi aid of the worthy."
"So how do you choose who's worthy?" Rose thought every congressman who had ever tried to regulate the welfare system would love to have the answer to that particular question.
"Very carefully. If you're to use magic to bestow good fortune on an individual who might not have acquired it by other means, that good fortune must be balanced in their lives by their degree of need to begin with, or the amount of good they have done themselves or have the capacity for doing, to earn it, you see? That's one reason we so often help children and young people. With their lives ahead of them, they have the greatest potential for good and the most tune to realize it."
"If you're all that magical, why let people get hurt at all? Or is it a question of not enough to go around again?"
"Partially that, I suppose, for there's certainly evil we all wish we could prevent. But often a spot of bad fortune can change someone very much for the better, developing empathy and compassion. If you can help someone out of one of those spots, then all that remains is to put opportunities to succeed at goodness in their way. Several of our more effective agents have been recruited during those periods in their lives."
"What if they never have the bad fortune? Is that good?"
"You're toying with me now. Rose. Of course, whether it's good or bad is entirely subjective. The real point is that if their fortune isn't bad, men they don't present a problem we have to deal with, and may be able to provide practical assistance to others."
"Sounds like you have a use for everybody."
"Not quite everybody. There are always a few who succumb to despair from the cradle on and will not recognize the possibility of good fortune when they see it."
"You can't help them?"
Felicity shrugged. "We're not what they need. At least, they usually aren't like the ones who actively enjoy the pain of others."
"The ones you can't fight?"
"I didn't say we can't fight mem, just that we can't punish them."
"You could, you know, rehabilitate them. That's what we do these days."
"Do you really?" Felicity asked, cocking her brow again.
"Not always--well, very rarely, actually, but at least we're not trying to make two wrongs equal a right."
"Commendable, I'm sure, but I do wonder, dear, if you've considered that there are those who are not merely unfortunate or deranged but actually evil."
"Maybe. But there are so many people causing damage for other reasons that it's a little hard to tell who's who, don't you think?"
"You do have a point," Felicity conceded. "At any rate, as I said before, punishment of wrongdoers is not our purpose. If we see to it that good is distributed to the deserving and the prepared, men we may assume that evil will be discouraged at the very least."
"Discourager of Evil," Rose said. "Doesn't have much ring to it."
"That's reality for you," Felicity said. "It lacks style."
"So, back to rewarding the really deserving, if we can be judgmental in the other direction for a moment. Were you the one who turned Ace Jackson on to Merle's songs? Did you use magic to do that?"
"Oh, no, dear. That was a friend of mine. Do you remember reading that Serena Starr, the country singer, had a dreadful childhood and would have been forced to stay with the stepfather who molested her after her mother's death except that she was discovered by Dallas Glover, the agent, and made a star? Serena was one of our girls. Clients, I mean. She was delighted with Merle's songs but felt they were more Ace's style than hers."
"Wow. But how did she find out about them? Oh. Linden, I guess."
Felicity Fortune nodded. "One of our most valuable trainees."
Rose took a deep breath. By this time, she was starting to take Felicity Fortune at her word. No doubt all this talk of wishes was the result of a wish-fulfillment dream, and Rose would awaken in her own bedroom in Bremerton. Meanwhile, why not see how far this crazy conversation would take her? "Felicity, 1 don't know whether to believe you or not, but you were asking about animals. Do you like horses?"
"My dear, I was a jockey as a young girl."
"Good. You and Cindy ought to get along fine. I was on my way to see a friend of mine today--she's just started working at a stable up near Gasworks Park- You want to come?"
"I certainly do," Felicity said, nibbing her hands together in the most theatrical gesture yet "Lead on, Samson. The game's afoot"
"Where are you parked?' Felicity asked.
"I take the bus when I'm on this side," Rose said.
"Highly commendable. But perhaps this time you'll let me drive?"
"Okay by me/' Rose said. The visit with Felicity had taken longer than the stop to say hello to Linden, and she wanted time for a trot with Cindy before dark. Maybe Felicity was a psycho, but she seemed harmless enough. Her delusion was apparently gentle in a codependent sort of way, and she must be a friend of Linden's, or she wouldn't have had the key to the shop. Besides, if by some wild chance she was one of the rare female serial killers specializing in the murders of women running vintage clothing shops, men Rose surely ought to keep her eye on her. And even if she wasn't exactly a fairy godmother, she had a fairly interesting view of nonsupernatural ways to network and help people. Any port in a storm, Rose thought
Felicity locked up, and the two of them ascended the ramp into the market. The day was darkening already, and garlands of lightbulbs lit the vendors' booms. They threaded then- way through the throng at the seafood vendor and out onto the street A brisk breeze whipped pieces of paper and foam cups down First Dico Miller still huddled on the street corner.
"I thought you'd have gone off to dinner by now," Rose said, then noticed Dico was cradling his hand. "What's the matter?"
"Hurt my hand."
"How?"
"Trying to hang onto the money you give me."
"Shit," Rose said. "Who took it?"
Dico shrugged. "I dunno. Didn't look too close. It ain't healthy."
"Felicity, I..." Rose started to introduce her to Dico and ask if she had a job for him around the store, but the silver-haired woman wasn't paying any attention. Instead, she was kneeling at the mouth of the alley and enticing a gray alley cat by rubbing her fingers together.
"Come here, you lazy puss. Yes, that's right. Come here."
The cat came purring, expecting a treat. Instead, Felicity scooped it up and began whispering to it.
"Felicity, this is Dico. Do you think you have a ...?"
"Most certainly. I have a very fine cat right here. Here you go, young man," she said, unloading the cat into the boy's arms, which made him swear when the cat with unerring accuracy, landed on his sore hand. "Now you two take care of each other."
Rose rolled her eyes and nodded at Felicity, and Dico shook his head. Burdening the poor guy with a pet wasn't exactly her idea of helping him, especially with Linden unavailable to lend a hand if he was unable to feed the animal. But if Dico was dismayed, the cat took the situation in stride and had settled into the space created by the young man's crossed legs. It washed its white socks as serenely as if it was sitting on its own private windowsill.
"Here we are," Felicity said, stopping in front of a rounded boxy car, shaped rather like the old VW bugs but painted Porsche silver. It had a bumper sticker on the trunk lid that said, "Commit acts of random kindness and senseless beauty." The car bore no manufacturer's model name, nor did Rose recognize the make.
"Don't tell me. It flies," she guessed.
"No, but it is fueled by carbon monoxide from the exhaust of other vehicles, and emits oxygen fumes as its own exhaust."
"Wait a minute. That sounds suspiciously plantlike. This thing didn't start out in life as a pumpkin by any chance, did itr
She was kidding Felicity in a way that would have been rather dangerous had the woman been seriously deranged. People got very upset if you made jokes about their delusional systems ordinarily, but Felicity just winked and said, "Really, Rose, you must allow me a few trade secrets."
"I like the bumper sticker."
"It's not original," Felicity told her. "But as Prince Charming used to say, if the shoe fits, wear it."
SNO JUMPED BACK from the man and his knife. "Like, who are you?" she asked, panting. "What's your problem? Are you some kinda pervert or something?"
"Shut up," the man said, lunging for her. "Shut up and commere."
She could turn. She could run. But he was a tall man with long legs, and she was wearing a skirt. He could catch her in an even race.
"No," she said. "Uh-uh. I'm not making it easy for you. Look, mister, I don't know who you are or how you got the letter or why you picked on me, but you got a helmet on, I can't see your face. Just leave me alone and this never happened, okay?" He feinted at her and she jumped back, trembling. The fact that she was able to talk at all she attributed to feeling as if she was watching something on TV happen to somebody else.
"Give it up, little girl," the man said gruffly. "You got nowhere to run to, know what I mean? I can make it so you never feel a thing. I don't like hurting little girls, but you've seriously annoyed somebody with connections. That tends to be fatal, in my cultural milieu. So don't make me slash you to death, okay?"
He lunged again and Sno, who had not found his speech at all reassuring, jumped behind the bike and shoved it toward him.
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