"Morning..." he shouted over the sound, then began coughing. Still coughing he reluctantly stood and
crossed the room to draw a glass of water from the wall tank; it came out in a thin, brownish trickle.
He swallowed it, then rapped the dial on the tank with his knuckles and the needle bobbed up and
down close to the Empty mark. It needed filling, he would have to see to that before he signed in at
four o'clock at the precinct. The day had begun.
A full-length mirror with a crack running down it was fixed to the front of the hulking wardrobe and
he poked his face close to it, rubbing at his bristly jaw. He would have to shave before he went in. No
one should ever look at himself in the morning, naked and revealed, he decided with distaste,
frowning at the dead white of his skin and the slight bow to his legs that was usually concealed by his
pants. And how did he manage to have ribs that stuck out like those of a starved horse, as well as a
growing potbelly—both at the same time? He kneaded the soft flesh and thought that it must be the
starchy diet, that and sitting around on his chunk most of the time. But at least the fat wasn't showing
on his face. His forehead was a little higher each year, but wasn't too obvious as long as his hair was
cropped short. You have just turned thirty, he thought to himself, and the wrinkles are already
starting around your eyes. And your nose is too big—wasn't it Uncle Brian who always said that was
because there was Welsh blood in the family? And your canine teeth are a little too obvious so when
you smile you look a bit like a hyena. You're a handsome devil, Andy Rusch, and when was the last
time you had a date? He scowled at himself, then went to look for a handkerchief to blow his
impressive Welsh nose.
There was just a single pair of clean undershorts in the drawer and he pulled them on; that was
another thing he had to remember today, to get some washing done. The squealing whine was still
coming from the other side of the partition as he pushed through the connecting door.
"You're going to give yourself a coronary, Sol," he told the gray-bearded man who was perched on
the wheelless bicycle, pedaling so industriously that perspiration ran down his chest and soaked into
the bath towel that he wore tied around his waist.
"Never a coronary," Solomon Kahn gasped out, pumping steadily. "I been doing this every day for so
long that my ticker would miss it if I stopped. And no cholesterol in my arteries either since regular
flushing with alcohol takes care of that. And no lung cancer since I couldn't afford to smoke even if I
wanted to, which I don't. And at the age of seventy-five no prostatitis because..."
"Sol, please—spare me the horrible details on an empty stomach. Do you have an ice cube to spare?"
"Take two—it's a hot day. And don't leave the door open too long."
Andy opened the small refrigerator that squatted against the wall and quickly took out the plastic
container of margarine, then squeezed two ice cubes from the tray into a glass and slammed the door.
He filled the glass with water from the wall tank and put it on the table next to the margarine. "Have
you eaten yet?" he asked.
"I'll join you, these things should be charged by now."
Sol stopped pedaling and the whine died away to a moan, then vanished. He disconnected the wires
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