
Chapter One
Christmas Eve was cold and treacherous with black ice, and crime crackling on
scanners. It was rare I was driven through Richmond's housing projects after dark.
Usually, I drove. Usually, I was the lone pilot of the blue morgue van I took to scenes
of violent and inexplicable death. But tonight I was in the passenger seat of a Crown
Victoria, Christmas music drifting in and out of dispatchers and cops talking in codes.
'Sheriff Santa just took a right up there.' I pointed ahead. 'I think he's lost.'
'Yeah, well, I think he's fried,' said Captain Pete Marino, the commander of the
violent precinct we were riding through. 'Next time we stop, take a look at his eyes.'
I wasn't surprised. Sheriff Lament Brown drove a Cadillac for his personal car, wore
heavy gold jewelry, and was beloved by the community for the role he was playing
right now. Those of us who knew the truth did not dare say a word. After all, it is
sacrilege to say that Santa doesn't exist, and in this case, Santa truly did not. Sheriff
Brown snorted cocaine and probably stole half of what was donated to be delivered by
him to the poor each year. He was a scumbag who recently had made certain I was
summoned for jury duty because our dislike of each other was mutual.
Windshield wipers dragged across glass. Snow-flakes brushed and swirled against
Marino's car like dancing maidens, shy in white. They swarmed in sodium vapor
lights and turned as black as the ice coating the streets. It was very cold. Most of the
city was home with family, illuminated trees filling windows and fires lit. Karen
Carpenter was dreaming of a white Christmas until Marino rudely changed the radio
station.
'I got no respect for a woman who plays the drums.' He punched in the cigarette
lighter.
'Karen Carpenter's dead,' I said, as if that granted her immunity from further slights.
'And she wasn't playing the drums just now.'
'Oh yeah.' He got out a cigarette. 'That's right. She had one of those eating problems. I
forget what you call it.'
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir soared into the 'Hallelujah' chorus. I was supposed to
fly to Miami in the morning to see my mother, sister and Lucy, my niece. Mother had
been in the hospital for weeks. Once she had smoked as much as Marino did. I opened
my window a little.
He was saying, 'Then her heart quit - in fact, that's really what got her in the end.'
'That's really what gets everybody in the end,' I said.
'Not around here. In this damn neighborhood it's lead poisoning.'
We were between two Richmond police cruisers with lights flashing red and blue in a
motorcade carrying cops, reporters and television crews. At every stop, the media
manifested its Christmas spirit by shoving past with notepads, microphones and
cameras. Frenzied, they fought for sentimental coverage of Sheriff Santa beaming as
he handed out presents and food to forgotten children of the projects and their shell-
shocked mothers. Marino and I were in charge of blankets, for they had been my
donation this year.
Around a corner, car doors opened along Magnolia Street in Whitcomb Court. Ahead,
I caught a glimpse of blazing red as Santa passed through headlights, Richmond's
chief of police and other top brass not far behind. Television cameras lit up and
hovered in the air like UFOs, and flashguns flashed.
Marino complained beneath his stack of blankets, 'These things smell cheap. Where'd
you get them, a pet store?'
'They're warm, washable, and won't give off toxic gases like cyanide in the event of a