And why not? My Anglic is real good. Even grumpy old Heinz says I'm a whiz at
languages, memorizing the town copy of Roget's by the time I was ten. Anyway,
now that Joe Dolenz, the printer, has come set up shop in Wuphon, why should
we have to count on the traveling librarian's caravan for new things to read?
Maybe Dolenz would even let me set the type myself! That is, if I get around
to it before my fingers grow too big to fit around those little backward
letters.
Mu-phauwq, my mother, calls it a great idea, though I can tell she's partly
humoring a childish obsession, and I wish she wouldn't patronize me that way.
My dad, Yowg-wayuo, acts all grumpy, puffing his throat sac and telling me not
to be such a human-mimicker. But I'm sure he likes the idea, deep down.
Doesn't he keep taking borrowed books on his long voyages to the Midden, even
though you're not supposed to, because what if the ship sank and maybe the
last ancient copy of Moby Dick went down with the crew? Wouldn't that be a
real disaster?
Anyway, didn't he used to read to me almost from the day I was born? Booming
all the great Earthling adventure tales like Treasure Island, Sindbad, and
Ultraviolet Mars? So who's he to call me a humicker!
Nowadays, Dad says I should read the new hoon writers, those trying to go past
imitating old-time Earthers, coming up with literature by and for our own
kind.
I guess maybe there should be more books in languages other than Anglic. But
Galactic Two and Galactic Six seem so darn stiff for storytelling. Anyhow,
I've tried some of those writers. Honestly. And I've got to say that not one
of them can hold a peg to Mark Twain.
Naturally, Huck agrees with me about that!
Huck is my best friend. She picked that name even though I kept telling her
it's not a right one for a girl. She just twists one eyestalk around another
and says she doesn't care, and if I call her "Becky" one more time, she'll
catch my leg-fur in her spokes and spin till I scream.
I guess it doesn't matter, since g'Keks get to change sex after their training
wheels fall off, and if she wants to stay female, that's her business. As an
orphan, Huck's lived with the family next door ever since the Big North-side
Avalanche wiped out the weaver clan that used to squat in Buyur ruins up that
way. You'd expect her to be a bit strange after living through that and then
being raised by hoons. Anyway, she's a great friend and a pretty good sailor,
even if she is a g'Kek, and a girl, and doesn't have legs to speak of.
Most times, Pincer-Tip also comes on our adventures, specially when we're down
by the shore. He didn't need a nickname from some story, since all red qheuens
get one the minute they set five claws outside the brooding pen. Pincer's no
big reader like Huck and me, mostly because few books can stand the salt and
dampness where his clan lives. They're poor, living off wrigglers they find in
the mudflats south of town. Dad says the qheuens with red shells used to be
servants to the grays and blues, before their sneakship brought all three to
hide on Jijo. Even after that, the grays kept bossing the others for a while,
so Dad says the reds aren't used to thinking for themselves.
Maybe so, but whenever Pincer-Tip comes along, he's usually the one
chattering-with all leg-mouths at once-about sea serpents, or lost Buyur
treasure, or other things he swears he's seen ... or else he heard of somebody
who knows someone else who might've seen something, just over the horizon.
When we get into trouble, it's often on account of something he thought up
inside that hard dome where he keeps his brain. Sometimes I wish I had an
imagination a dozenth as vivid as his.
I should include Ur-ronn in the list, since she comes along sometimes. Ur-
ronn's almost as much of a book maniac as Huck and me. Still, she's urrish,
and there's a limit to how much of a humicker any urs can be, before planting