tonight and had to admit she was glad. She had almost planned it,
almost . . .
She'd told her father she would go back to Metairie with Uncle
Ryan and Cousin Jenn and Clancy, but then she hadn't told Uncle
Ryan. And Uncle Ryan was long gone, assuming as everyone would
that Mona had gone home to Amelia Street with her father, which of
course she had not.
She'd been in the cemetery losing her bet that David wouldn't do
it with her, right there on Mardi Gras Night in front of the Mayfair
tomb. David had done it. Not so very great, actually, but for a fifteen-
year-old not bad. And Mona had loved it-sneaking away with him, his
fear and her excitement, their climbing the whitewashed wall of the
cemetery together and creeping through the alleyways of high marble
tombs. To lie right down on the gravel path in the dampness and cold,
that had been no small part of the dare, but she'd done it, smoothing
her skirt under her, so that she could pull down her panties without
getting dirty. "Now do it!" she'd said to David, who hadn't needed any
more encouragement, or direct orders, by that time at all. She'd stared
past him at the cold cloudy sky, at a single visible star, and then let her
eyes move up the wall of little rectangular tombstones to the name:
Deirdre Mayfair.
Then David had finished. Just like that.
"You're not afraid of anything," he had said after.
"Like I'm supposed to be afraid of you?" She'd sat up, cheated,
having not even pretended to enjoy it, overheated and really not much
liking her cousin David, but still satisfied that it had been done.
Mission accomplished, she would write in her computer later, in the
secret directory \ WS\ MONA \ AGENDA, where she deposited all
her confessions of the triumphs she could not share with anyone in the
world. No one could crack her computer system, not even Uncle Ryan
or Cousin Pierce, each of whom she had caught, at various times, firing
up her system, and searching through various directories-"Some
setup, Mona." All it was, was the fastest 386 IBM clone on the market,
with max memory and max hard drive. Ah, what people didn't know
about computers. It always amazed Mona. She herself learned more
about them every day.
Yes, this was a moment that only the computer would witness.
Maybe they would start to be a regular occurrence now that her father
and mother were truly drinking themselves to death. And there were
so many Mayfairs to be conquered. In fact, her agenda did not even
include non-Mayfairs at this point, except, of course, for Michael
Curry, but he was a Mayfair now, most definitely. The whole family
had him in its grip.
MichaeLCurry in that house alone. Take stock. It was Mardi Gras
Night, ten p.m., three hours after Comus, and Mona Mayfair was on
her own, and on the corner of First and Chestnut, light as a ghost,
looking at the house, with the whole soft dark night to do as she pleased.
Her father was surely passed out by now; in fact somebody had
probably driven him home. If he'd walked the thirteen blocks up to
Amelia and St. Charles, that was a miracle. He'd been so drunk before
Comus even passed that he'd sat right down on the neutral ground on
St. Charles, knees up, hands on a naked bottle of Southern Comfort,