"I had hoped for seventy two a minute."
"You got it."
"Ah, there it is," said the doctor and looked at his watch and thirty seconds later said: "Hope and you shall
get."
"Want to hear it doubled?" Remo asked. "Halved?" And when he left the doctor's office later, the physician
was yelling that he got all the practical jokers and he had a lot of work and only a weirdo like Remo would play
the kind of tricks he played. But it hadn't been a trick. As Chiun, his aged Korean trainer, had told him early on:
"People will only believe what they already know and can only see what they have seen
before. Especially white people."
And Remo had answered that there were plenty of black and yellow people just as insensitive and probably even
more so. And Chiun had said Remo was right about the blacks and about the Chinese and the Japanese and the
Thais, and even about the South Koreans and most of the North Koreans, they now being unified under the
decadence of Pyong Yang and various other big cities, but that if one went to Sinanju, a small village in North
Korea, there were those who appreciated the true outer limits of the human mind and body.
"I've been there, Little Father," Remo had said. "And that means you and the other Masters of 23
Sinanju who have lived throughout the ages. And no one else."
"And you too, Remo," Chiun had said. "Transformed from pale nothingness and
worthlessness into a disciple of Sinanju. Oh, never has such glory come to Sinanju as to be
able to create something of worth from you. Wonderful me. I have made a student from a
white man."
And overwhelmed by his own accomplishment, Chiun had gone into a three day silence
broken only by an occasional "from you," and then a swoon of awe at what he had done.
Now Remo moved ahead of the divers, flopping with their artificial fins, leaving streams of shiny air bubbles
coming up behind them. Four bodies fighting themselves and the water. They used oxygen they did not need for
jerkily pushing muscles they did not know how to use. They hunted the shark, and the shark knew with a
kind of knowledge better than mere knowing how to move and do. For that which required knowing always had
less force than that which was done by the body itself. So Chiun had taught Remo, and so Remo understood
as he, like the shark, snapped and curved through ocean waters off the Florida coast.
He had never been a big man and now, after more than a decade of training, he was thinner yet, with only his
very thick wrists to hint that he might be something other than a thin six footer with a somewhat gaunt face,
high cheekbones, and dark eyes, and a sensual quietness about him that could make an elderly nun kick over a
statue of St. Francis of Assisi.
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He saw the shark before the hunters.
It moved low and steady above clear white sand. Remo flashed the white of his body and
gave short choppy flips with his hands to look like a fish in trouble. The shark, like a
computer aboard a cruiser, zeroed in, and with great gray strength closed upon the man in
a small black bathing suit.
The key, of course, was relaxing. The long, slow relax and to attain this, you had to
disengage your mind, for this was the shark's home, and a man was a lesser being in this
ocean place. A long, slow relax for to try to resist the rows of driving shark teeth meant the
ripping of flesh and the loss of limb. You had to become like the rice paper of a kite, light
and accepting, so that the shark's plunging snout drove into your belly and you collapsed
around its great fins, causing it to snap its head in frustration at the light paper in front of its
mouth, always in front of its mouth, never allowing it to get a mouthful of the beautiful
white tender meat. And then you allowed the great force of its snapping body to bring your
left arm under its belly, and there with sudden power the left hand closed, solid and eternal,
on the rough, thick skin.
All this Remo did, until finally, as he and the shark snapped at each other, in one
wrenching moment the shark's belly skin ripped out, and the shark swam away in its own
dark blood, its intestines trailing behind it. And, tasting its own blood, in fury it attacked its
trailing belly.
Remo went down in rhythmic, steady moves beneath the dark blood clouds above him. The shark hunters
puddled along, still unaware of what had happened.
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Remo came up behind them and one by one snapped the artificial flippers from their feet,
leaving bare white toes pushing around. The flippers lazydipped and pivoted their way to the
bottom. Four pairs. Eight flippers. And to prevent them from retrieving their artificial flippers,
Remo snapped off their mouthpieces and sent them to the bottom also.
The hunters fired off a few harmless spears. If they had dropped their tanks and separated