Without another word, the old man got up and walked away. As he left the mission
compound, the drums began again.
The patients arrived the next day, first a trickle, then a flood, and Plumber threw himself
into the work he knew God had meant him to do. He treated and he healed.
Soon he installed an operating room with his own hands. He was a bit of an electrician, too.
He rebuilt an X-ray machine.
He saved the life of the minister of justice and was thereafter allowed to save babies for
nothing, although the minister of justice pointed out that if he saved just two good-looking
female babies, he could put them to work in fourteen or fifteen years at the good hotels, and if
they didn't get diseased, they would be good for at least $200 a week apiece, which was a
fortune.
"That's white slavery," said Dr. Plumber, shocked.
"No. Brown is the lighest color you get. You don't get white ones. Black ones, they don't make
too much. If you get blonde white one by some accident, you made, yes? Send her to me. We
make money, no?"
"Absolutely not. I have come here to save lives and to save souls, not to pander to lust."
And the look the Rev. Dr. Plumber got was the same as the one given him by the
medical student who planned on dermatology. The look said he was crazy. But Dr. Plumber
didn't mind. Didn't the Bible tell him he should be a fool for Christ, which meant that others
would think him a fool, but they were those who had not been blessed with the vision of
salvation.
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The dermatologist was the fool. The minister for health had been the fool, for right here in the Lord's dark brown
earth was a substance, called "mung" by the villagers, which when packed against the forehead relieved depression.
How foolish it was, thought Dr. Plumber, to deal in narcotics when the earth itself gave so much.
For several years, as he rebuilt the mission clinic into a full-fledged hospital, Dr. Plumber
thought about the earth called mung. He made experiments and determined to his satisfaction
that the mung did not seep through skin and therefore it had to affect the brain by rays. A
young assistant, Sister Beatrice-unmarried, like the doctor himself-arrived at the mission one day
with the distinction of being the first white woman to pass through Ciudad Natividado
without being propositioned. Her stringy brown hair, thick glasses and teeth, which looked as if
they had collided beyond the ability of modern orthodontics to straighten them out, had more to do
with her freedom from pesty men than her virtue.
Dr. Plumber fell instantly in love. All his life he had saved himself for the right woman
and he realized that Sister Beatrice must have been sent to him by the Lord.
More cynical Baqians might have pointed out that Caucasians working among the natives
for three months tended to fall in love with their own kind within five seconds. Two minutes
was an all-time record of composure for a white working among Baqians.
"Sister Beatrice, do you feel what I feel?" asked Dr. Plumber, his long bony hands wet and
cold, his heart beating with anxious joy.
"If you feel deeply depressed, yes," said Sister
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Beatrice. She had been willing to suffer all manner of discomfort for Jesus, but somehow suffering discomfort seemed
more religious while friends and relatives were singing hymns in the Chillicothe First Church of Christianity. Here in
Baqia, the drum sounds twenty-four hours a day pounded at her temples like hammer thuds, and cockroaches were
cockroaches, and not a bit of grace about them.
"Depression, my dear?" said Dr. Plumber. "The Lord has provided from his earth."
And in a small laboratory he had built with his own hands, Dr. Plumber pressed the greenish
black mung to Sister Beatrice's forehead and temples.
"That is wonderful," said Sister Beatrice. She blinked and blinked again. She had taken
tranquilizers at times in her h'fe and to a degree they had always made her drowsy. This
substance just snapped you out of it, like a rubber band. It didn't make you overly happy, to be
followed by a trough of unhappiness. It didn't make you excited and edgy. It just made you
undepressed.
"This is wonderful. You must share this," said Sister Beatrice.
"Can't. Drug companies were interested for a while, but a handful of mung lasts forever and
there's no way they can put it in expensive pills for people to take over and over again. As a
matter of fact, I believe they might kill anyone trying to bring it into the country. It would ruin
their tranquilizer and antidepressant market. Put thousands out of work. The way they explained
it, I'd be robbing people of jobs."