"My dear Prime Minister, are you ever going to tell anybody?"
Still chortling, Fudge had thrown some powder into the fireplace, stepped into
the emerald flames, and vanished with a whooshing sound. The Prime Minister
had stood there, quite motionless, and realized that he would never, as long as
he lived, dare mention this encounter to a living soul, for who in the wide world
would believe him?
The shock had taken a little while to wear off. For a time, he had tried to con-
vince himself that Fudge had indeed been a hallucination brought on by lack of
sleep during his grueling election campaign. In a vain attempt to rid himself of
all reminders of this uncomfortable encounter, he had given the gerbil to his
delighted niece and instructed his private secretary to take down the portrait of
the ugly little man who had announced Fudge's arrival. To the Prime Minister's
dismay, however, the portrait had proved impossible to remove. When several
carpenters, a builder or two, an art historian, and the Chancellor of the Excheq-
uer had all tried unsuccessfully to prise it from the wall, the Prime Minister had
abandoned the attempt and simply resolved to hope that the thing remained
motionless and silent for the rest of his term in office. Occasionally he could
have sworn he saw out of the corner of his eye the occupant of the painting
yawning, or else scratching his nose; even, once or twice, simply walking out of
his frame and leaving nothing but a stretch of muddy-brown canvas behind.
However, he had trained himself not to look at the picture very much, and al-
ways to tell himself firmly that his eyes were playing tricks on him when any-
thing like this happened.
Then, three years ago, on a night very like tonight, the Prime Minister had been
alone in his office when the portrait had once again announced the imminent
arrival of Fudge, who had burst out of the fireplace, sopping wet and in a state
of considerable panic. Before the Prime Minister could ask why he was dripping
all over the Axminster, Fudge had started ranting about a prison the Prime Min-
ister had never heard of, a man named "Serious" Black, something that
sounded like "Hogwarts," and a boy called Harry Potter, none of which made
the remotest sense to the Prime Minister.
"...I've just come from Azkaban," Fudge had panted, tipping a large amount of
water out of the rim of his bowler hat into his pocket. "Middle of the North Sea,
you know, nasty flight... the dementors are in uproar" — he shuddered —
"they've never had a breakout before. Anyway, I had to come to you, Prime
Minister. Black's a known Muggle killer and may be planning to rejoin You-
Know-Who.... But of course, you don't even know who You-Know-Who is!" He
had gazed hopelessly at the Prime Minister for a moment, then said, "Well, sit
down, sit down, I'd better fill you in... Have a whiskey..."
The Prime Minister rather resented being told to sit down in his own office, let
alone offered his own whiskey, but he sat nevertheless. Fudge pulled out his
wand, conjured two large glasses full of amber liquid out of thin air, pushed
one of them into the Prime Minister's hand, and drew up a chair.
Fudge had talked for more than an hour. At one point, he had refused to say a
certain name aloud and wrote it instead on a piece of parchment, which he had
thrust into the Prime Minister's whiskey-free hand. When at last Fudge had
stood up to leave, the Prime Minister had stood up too.
"So you think that..." He had squinted down at the name in his left hand. "Lord
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