as best they might his absolute incompetence. To be sure, Prime
Minister Subat and his accomplice, Interior Minister Kolata, have
never been interested in the truth, but please, gentlemen, this is
a university. Shouldn't we at least pretend to be telling the truth?'
'Rubbish!' a burly academic in the front row bellowed.
'Yes,' Itagne replied, holding up a yellow-bound copy of 'The
Cyrga Affair', 'I noticed that myself. But if you knew it was
rubbish, Professor Pessalt, why did you publish it?'
The laughter in the hall was even louder this time, and it
drowned out Pessalt's spluttered attempt to answer.
'Let us push on with this great work that we are in,' Itagne
suggested. 'We all know Pondia Subat for the scheming incompetent
he really is, but the only thing that most baffles me about
your "Cyrga Affair" is its consistent attempt to elevate the Styric
renegade Zalasta to near sainthood. How in the name of God
could anyone - even someone as severely limited as the Prime
Minister - revere this scoundrel?'
'How dare you speak so of the greatest man of this century?'
one of the hacks screamed at him.
'if Zalasta's the best this century can manage, colleague, I
think we're in deep trouble. But we digress. The crisis which
Contemporary History chooses to call "The Cyrga Affair" has
been brewing for several years.'
'Yes,' someone shouted with heavy sarcasm, 'we noticed that!'
'i'm so happy for you,' Itagne murmured, drawing another
loud laugh from the audience. 'To whom did our idiot Prime
Minister turn for aid? To Zalasta, of course. And what was
Zalasta's answer to the crisis? He urged us to send for the
Pandion Knight, Prince Sparhawk of Elenia. Why would the
name of an Elene nobleman leap to Zalasta's lips in answer to
the question - almost before it was asked - particularly in view
of the sorry record of the Elenes in their relations with the Styrics?
To be sure, Prince Sparhawk's exploits are legendary, but
what was it about the man that made Zalasta pine so for his
company? And why was it that Zalasta neglected to tell us that
Sparhawk is Anakha, the instrument of the Bhelliom? Did the
fact somehow slip his mind? Did he think that the spirit which
creates whole universes was somehow irrelevant? I find no mention
at all about Bhelliom in this recently published heap of
bird-droppings. Did you omit the most momentous event of the
past eon deliberately? Were you so caught up in trying to give
your adored Pondia Subat credit for policy decisions he had no
part in that you decided not to mention Bhelliom at all?'
'Balderdash!' a deep voice roared.
'i'm pleased to meet you, Professor Balderdash. My name's
Itagne. It was good of you to introduce yourself. Thanks awfully,
old boy.'
The laughter was tumultuous this time.
'Fast on his feet, isn't he?' Itagne heard Ulath murmur to
Bevier.
Itagne looked up. 'Colleagues,' he said, 'I submit that it was
not Prince Sparhawk that Zalasta so yearned for, but the
Bhelliom. Bhelliom is the source of ultimate power, and Zalasta
has been trying to get his hands on it for three centuries - for
reasons too disgusting to mention. He has been willing to go to
any lengths. He has betrayed his faith, his people, and his personal
integrity - such as it was - to gain what the Trolls call