Before he backed the car out of the driveway, he turned and checked on
Charlotte and Emily to be sure they were using seatbelts, but he didn't
say "the Stillwater rocket to Mars is about to blast off" or "if I take
the turns too fast and you have to puke, please throw up neatly in your
jacket pockets, not on my nice upholstery" or "if we build up enough
speed to go back in time, don't shout insults at the dinosaurs" or any
of the other silly things he usually said.
Charlotte noticed and was troubled.
The restaurant, Islands, had good burgers, great fries--which could be
ordered well-done salads, and soft tacos. Sandwiches and french fries
were served in baskets, and the ambiance was Caribbean.
"Ambiance" was a new word for Charlotte. She liked the sound of it so
much, she used it every chance she got--though Emily, hopeless child,
was always confused and said "what ambulance, I don't see an ambulance"
every time Charlotte used it.
Seven-year-olds could be such a tribulation. Charlotte was ten--or
would be in six weeks--and Emily had just turned seven in October. Em
was a good sister, but of course seven-year-olds were so . . . so
sevenish.
Anyway, the ambiance was tropical, bright colors, bamboo on the ceiling,
wooden blinds, and lots of potted palms. Both the boy and girl
waitresses wore shorts and bright Hawaiian-type shirts.
The place reminded her of Jimmy Buffet music, which was one of those
things her parents loved but which Charlotte didn't get at all.
At least the ambiance was cool, and the french fries were the best.
They sat in a booth in the non-smoking section, where the ambiance was
even nicer. Her parents ordered Corona, which came in frosted mugs.
Charlotte had a Coke, and Emily ordered root beer.
"Root beer is a grown-up drink," Em said. She pointed to Charlotte
Coke. "When are you going to stop drinking kid stuff?"
Em was convinced that root beer could be as intoxicating as real beer.
Sometimes she pretended to be smashed after two glasses, which was
stupid and embarrassing. When Em was doing her weaving-burping-drunk
routine and strangers turned to stare, Charlotte explained that Em was
seven. Everyone was understanding--from a seven-year-old, what else
could be expected?--but it was embarrassing nonetheless.
By the time the waitress brought dinner, Mom and Daddy were talking
about some people they knew who were getting a divorce boring adult talk
that could ruin an ambiance fast if you paid any attention. And Em was
stacking french fries in peculiar piles, like miniature versions of
modern sculptures they'd seen in a museum last summer, she was absorbed
by the project.
With everyone distracted, Charlotte unzipped the deepest pocket on her
denim jacket, withdrew Fred, and put him on the table.
He sat motionless under his shell, stumpy legs tucked in, headless, as
big around as a man's wristwatch. Finally his beaky little nose
appeared. He sniffed the air cautiously, and then he stretched his head
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