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SCHRÖDINGER'S CAT TRILOGY
Copyright © 1979 by Robert Anton Wilson
e-book ver. 1.0
"THE MAN'S EITHER A GENIUS OR JESUS."
-Sounds
"The most reasonable, intelligent, sophisticated and subtle analysis of the
world's madness ever seen in print."
-Playboy
"The most scientific of all science novels."
-New Scientist
"The man's glittering intelligence won't let you rest. First he shocks, then
enlightens the readers. One is never the same after reading him. With each new
book I welcome his wisdom, laced with his special brand of crazy humor."
-Alan Harrington
"Speaks for that tiny but indispensable minority who are changing our world by
changing the way we think about it."
-Robert Shea, co-author of The Illuminatus! Trilogy
The Universe Next Door
•
The Trick Top Hat
•
The Homing Pigeons
to the real Miss Portinari
Preface to the 1988 edition
There is a Glossary at the back of this book which explains many of the concepts
of quantum mechanics employed in the text. The reader may find this helpful, and
it may be consulted at any point when elucidation seems needed.
The story herein is set in a variety of parallel universes in which most of the
politicians are thieves and most of the theologians are maniacs. These universes
have nothing in common with our own world, of course.
Of course.
BOOK ONE
The Universe Next Door
Not until the male become female and the female becomes male shall ye enter the
Kingdom of Heaven.
-Jesus, in
The Gospel of Thomas
PART ONE
PURITY OF ESSENCE
For the Cherub Cat is a term in the Angel Tiger
-christopher smart, Jubilate Agno
DON'T LOOK BACK
History is a nightmare from which none of us can awaken.
-stephen prometheus in carl jung's Odysseus
The majority of Terrans were six-legged. They had territorial squabbles and
politics and wars and a caste system. They also had sufficient intelligence to
survive on that barren boondocks planet for several billions of years.
We are not concerned here with the majority of Terrans. We are concerned with a
tiny minority-the domesticated primates who built cities and wrote symphonies
and invented things like tic-tac-toe and integral calculus. At the time of our
story, these primates regarded themselves as the Terrans. The six-legged
majority and other life-forms on that planet hardly entered into their thinking
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at all, most of the time.
The domesticated primates of Terra referred to the six-legged majority by an
insulting name. They called them "bugs."
There was one species on Terra that lived in very close symbiosis with the
domesticated primates. This was a variety of domesticated canines called dogs.
The dogs had learned to achieve a rough simulation of guilt and remorse and
worry and other domesticated primate characteristics.
The domesticated primates had learned how to achieve simulations of loyalty and
dignity and cheerfulness and other canine characteristics.
The primates claimed that they loved the dogs as much as the dogs loved them.
Still, the primates kept the best food for themselves. The dogs noticed this,
you can be sure, but they loved the primates so much that they forgave them.
One dog became famous. Actually he and she was a group of dogs, but they became
renowned collectively as Pavlov's Dog.
The thing about Pavlov's Dog is that he or she or they responded mechanically to
mechanically administered stimuli. Pavlov's Dog caused some of the domesticated
primates, especially the scientists, to think that all dog behavior was equally
mechanical. This made them wonder about other mammals, including themselves.
Most primates ignored this philosophical challenge. They went about their
business assuming that they were not mechanical.
The fact that plutonium was missing originally leaked to the press in the
mid-1970s. At first there was a minor wave of panic among those given to
worrying about such matters, and there was even some churlish grumbling about a
government so incompetent that it couldn't keep track of its own weapons of
megadeath.
But then a year passed, and another, and soon five years had passed, and then
nearly a decade; and the missing plutonium was still missing but nothing really
drastic had happened.
Terran primates, being a simpleminded, sleepful race, simply stopped worrying
about the subject. The triggering mechanism of the most destructive weapon ever
devised on that backward planet was in unknown hands, true; but that was really
not much more unsettling to contemplate than the fact that many of the known
hands which had enjoyed access to plutonium belonged to persons who were not in
all respects reasonable men. (See Terran Archives: Reagan, Ronald Wilson, career
of.)
The primate philosophy of that epoch was summed up by one of their popular
heroes, Mr. Satchel Paige, in the aphorism, "Don't look back-something might be
gaining on you." It was a comfortable philosophy for sleep-loving people.
The use of atomic weapons was widely blamed on a primate named Albert Einstein.
Even Einstein himself had agreed with this opinion. He was a pacifist and had
suffered abominable pangs of conscience over what had been done with his
scientific discoveries.
"I should have been a plumber," Einstein said just before he died.
Actually the discovery of atomic energy was the result of the work of every
scientist, craftsman, engineer, technician, philosopher, and gadgeteer who had
ever lived on Terra. The use of atomic energy as a weapon was the result of all
the political decisions ever made, from the time the vertebrates first started
competing for territory.
Most Terran primates did not understand the multiplex nature of causality. They
tended to think everything had a single cause. This simple philosophic error was
so widespread on that planet that the primates were all in the habit of giving
themselves, and other primates, more credit than was deserved when things went
well. This made them all inordinately conceited.
They also gave themselves, and one another, more blame than was deserved when
things went badly. This gave them all jumbo-sized guilt complexes.
It is usually that way on primitive planets, before quantum causality is
understood.
Quantum causality was not understood on Terra until physicists solved the
Schrödinger's Cat riddle.
Schrödinger's Cat never became as famous among the primate masses as Pavlov's
Dog, but that was because the cat was harder to understand than the dog.
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Pavlov's Dog could be understood in simple mechanical metaphors. To understand
Schrödinger's Cat you needed to first understand the equations of quantum
probability waves. Only a few primates were smart enough to read the equations,
and even they couldn't understand them.
That was because the equations seemed to say that the cat was dead and alive at
the same time.
Every character in this book looks like Pavlov's Dog from a certain angle. If
you look at him or her a different way, however, you'll see Schrödinger's Cat.
As early as 1976, a group of Chicago paranoids known as the Nihilist Anarchist
Horde (NAH) printed up a single-page broadside on how to manufacture an atomic
weapon. They sent this, in envelopes with no return address, to all the most
hostile and embittered individuals and groups in the United States. NAH regarded
this mailing as both a joke and a warning, and refused to face the fact that it
was also an incitement.
NAH had already put out bumper stickers saying things like:
REGISTER CAPITALISTS, NOT GUNS
and:
HONK IF YOU'RE ARMED
and:
EAT THE RICH
And they even had a rubber stamp which they used to decorate subway
advertisements with the Nihilistic message: ARM THE UNEMPLOYED: RIOT IN THE LOOP
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.
But they really outdid themselves with the build-your-own atomic weapon sheet,
which was titled "Hobbysheet #4" and looked like this:
HOBBYSHEET #4 in a series of 30. Collect 'em all!
A SIMPLE ATOMIC BOMB FOR
THE HOME CRAFTSMAN
There is nothing complex about an Atomic (or Fission) Bomb. If enough fission
material (Uranium 235 or Plutonium 237) is brought together to form a critical
mass, it will explode. The trick is to put the pieces together fast enough to
get a decent blast before the bomb blows itself apart. This can be done quite
simply by means of ordinary explosive as shown below.
It was later estimated that the Nihilist Anarchist Horde, most of whom were
living on Welfare, were able to mail out only 200,000 of these over the
four-year period (1976-80) before they grew bored with the project.
Nonetheless, many of the equally paranoid and hostile persons who received this
mailing had access to Xerox machines and were as desperate as the members of NAH
itself. It was later determined that by 1981 there were over 10,000,000 copies
of "Hobbysheet #4" in circulation. Eventually one of them reached the POE group,
who were ready for an idea like that.
The planet as a whole continued to drowse.
ALTERNATIVE TEXTS
That is precisely what common sense is for, to be jarred into uncommon sense.
-eric temple bell, Mathematics: Queen of the Sciences
GALACTIC ARCHIVES:
The original title of the greater part of what we have collected in this book
under the title Schrödinger's Cat was The Universe Next Door. The book of that
name was begun as a sequel to llluminatus!, but after several editors in a row
suffered psychotic breakdowns while reading it, publishers defensively ordered
that any ms. with that title, from Robert Anton Wilson, should be returned
unopened.
"People generally do not want a new form of prose fiction to replace the
hackneyed 'novel,' " Wilson wrote in a letter to his friend Malaclypse the
Younger. "There never has been a serious attempt since Odysseus."
Schrödinger's Cat Fair Copy #2, according to Wilson scholars, incorporates later
and still more bizarre material, the text of which was allegedly dictated to
Wilson by a canine intelligence-"vast, cool, and unsympathetic"- from the system
of the Dog Star, Sirius. Schrödinger's Cat Fair Copy #3 appeared much later, in
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2031, under mysterious circumstances. Some claimed, at the time, that it had
been received by a trance medium to whom Wilson had "broadcast" it after his
melodramatic departure from this world in 1993. Skeptics have always insisted
that the alleged medium actually found it in an old tampon box in her attic. A
legend about the manuscript being recovered from the Masonic Auditorium in San
Francisco, after the earthquake of 2005, and passed around among adepts of
certain occult groups, is probably mythical.
Various alternative texts, generally considered forgeries, have circulated at
intervals and many Wilson scholars debate heatedly whether this final ms. is, in
fact, totally or even in major part Wilson's work. That two authors at least are
here represented, often at cross-purposes with each other, is the emerging
academic consensus at this time.
The present edition incorporates all material that is undoubtedly Wilson's,
together with matter of such a Wilsonian and weird character that the present
editor regards it as probably-Wilson's-within-reasonable-doubt.
It only remains to affirm that Schrödinger's Cat, contrary to appearances, is
not a mere "routine" or "shaggy shoggoth story." Despite his sinister reputation
and his well-known eccentricities, Wilson was one of the last of the scientific
shamans of the primitive, terrestrial phase of the cruel, magnificent Unistat
Empire. This may be hard to understand when many Establishment scholars still
deny that anything like scientific shamanism existed in the twentieth century,
but it is nevertheless well documented that Wilson, Leary, Lilly, Crowley,
Castaneda, and many others pursued rigorous studies in scientific shamanic
research even under the persecution of the "neurological police" so
characteristic of that barbaric epoch.* Some have even proposed that
Schrödinger's Cat is actually a manual of shamanism in the form of a novel, but
that opinion is, almost certainly, exaggerated.
*See the Editor's "Clandestine Neurotransmitter Research Under the Holy
Inquisition and the D.E.A.," Archives of General Archaeology, Vol. 23, No. 17.
ONE MONTH TO GO
Immature humorists borrow; mature humorists steal.
-mark twain
On December 1, 1983, Benny "Eggs" Benedict, a popular columnist for the New
York* News-Times-Post, sat down to compose his daily essay. According to his
usual procedure, he breathed deeply, relaxed every muscle, and gradually forced
all verbalization in his brain to stop. When he had reached the void, he waited
to see what would float up to fill the vacuum. What surfaced was:
One month to go to 1984.
Benny looked at the calendar; what happened next would be portrayed by a
cartoonist as a light bulb flashing on over his head. He began pounding the
typewriter, comparing the actual situation of the world with Orwell's fantasy.
*Galactic Archives: New York was an independent city-state in the northwest of
Unistat. It was noted for its malodorous stockyards, its vast motion-picture
industry, and a huge phallic monument dedicated to "Washington," a fertility god
who allegedly slept in nearly every part of the Unistat, usually with human
women, bringing forth such semidivine progeny as the gigantic Paul Bunyan, the
patriotic General Motors, the trickster-god Nixon, and the benign Mickey Mouse,
who began as a totem of the city of Disneyland and eventually became the
principal divinity of all Unistat.
His column, headed "One Month to Go," was read by nearly 10,000,000 people, the
News-Times-Post being the only surviving daily paper available to the 20,000,000
citizens of the six boroughs of New York City. Nine million of the 10,000,000
readers were a little bit paranoid, this being the natural ecological result of
crowding that many primates into such a congested space, and most of them agreed
with the most pessimistic portions of Benedict's estimation of Orwell's accuracy
as a prophet.
"One month to go to 1984" became a catchphrase to conclude or answer anybody's
complaint about anything. "One month to go to 1984"-soon you heard it
everywhere; it reached Chicago by December 10, San Francisco by December 14, was
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even quoted in Bad Ass, Texas, on December 16.
By December 23 the London Economist printed a very scholarly article on world
history from 1949, when Orwell's book was published, to the present, enumerating
dozens of parallels between Orwell's fiction and the planet's nightmare.
In Paris a prominent Existentialist, in an interview with Paris Soir, argued
that living inside a book, even a book by an English masochist like Orwell, was
better than living in reality. "Art has meaning but reality has none," he said
cheerfully.
The six-legged majority on Terra were never consulted when the domesticated
primates set about building weapons that could destroy all life-forms on that
planet. This was not unusual. The fish, the birds, the reptiles, the flowers,
the trees, and even the other mammals weren't allowed to vote on this issue.
Even the wild primates weren't involved in the decision to produce such weapons.
In fact, the majority of domesticated primates themselves never had a say in the
matter.
A handful of alpha males among the leading predator bands among the domesticated
primates had made the decision on their own. Everybody else on the
planet-including the six-legged majority, who had never been involved in primate
politics-just had to face the consequences.
Most of the domesticated primates of Terra did not know they were primates. They
thought they were something apart from and "superior" to the rest of the planet.
Even Benny Benedict's "One Month to Go" column was based on that illusion. Benny
had actually read Darwin once, in college a long time ago, and had heard of
sciences like ethology and ecology, but the facts of evolution had never really
registered on him. He never thought of himself as a primate. He never realized
his friends and associates were primates. Above all, he never understood that
the alpha males of Unistat were typical leaders of primate bands. As a result of
this inability to see the obvious, Benny was constantly alarmed and terrified by
the behavior of himself, his friends and associates and especially the alpha
males of the pack. Since he didn't know it was ordinary primate behavior, it
seemed just awful to him.
Since a great deal of primate behavior was considered just awful, most of the
domesticated primates spent most of their time trying to conceal what they were
doing.
Some of the primates got caught by other primates. All of the primates lived in
dread of getting caught.
Those who got caught were called no-good shits.
The term no-good shit was a deep expression of primate psychology. For instance,
one wild primate (a chimpanzee) taught sign language by two domesticated
primates (scientists) spontaneously put together the signs for "shit" and
"scientist" to describe a scientist she didn't like. She was calling him
shit-scientist. She also put together the signs for "shit" and "chimpanzee" for
another chimpanzee she didn't like. She was calling him shit-chimpanzee.
"You no-good shit," domesticate primates often said to each other.
This metaphor was deep in primate psychology because primates mark their
territories with excretions, and sometimes they threw excretions at each other
when disputing over territories.
One primate wrote a long book describing in vivid detail how his political
enemies should be punished. He imagined them in an enormous hole in the ground,
with flames and smoke and rivers of shit. This primate was named Dante
Alighieri.
Another primate wrote that every primate infant goes through a stage of being
chiefly concerned with biosurvival, i.e. food, i.e. Mommie's Titty. He called
this the Oral Stage. He said the infant next went on to a stage of learning
mammalian politics, i.e. recognizing the Father (alpha male) and his Authority
and territorial demands. He called this, with an insight that few primates
shared, the Anal Stage.
This primate was named Freud. He had taken his own nervous system apart and
examined his component circuits by periodically altering its structure with
neuro-chemicals.
Among the anal insults exchanged by domesticated primates when fighting for
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their space were: "Up your ass," "Go shit in your hat," "You're full of shit,"
"Take it and stick it where the moon doesn't shine," and many others.
One of the most admired alpha males in the Kingdom of the Franks was General
Canbronne. General Canbronne won this adulation for the answer he once gave when
asked to surrender at Waterloo.
"Merde," was the answer General Canbronne gave.
When primates went to war or got violent in other ways, they always said they
were about to knock the shit out of the enemy.
They also spoke of dumping on each other.
The primates who had mined Unistat with nuclear bombs intended to dump on the
other primates real hard.
Benny Benedict's entire philosophy of life had been shaped by an obscene novel,
a murder, and a Boston Cream Pie.
The novel was called Odysseus and the most shocking thing about it, aside from
the searing indecency of its language, was that it had been written by a famous
theologian, Rev. Carl Gustav Jung of Zurich, Switzerland. Nobody had known what
to make of the book when it was first published, except to fulminate against it.
The story, in fourteen chapters, recounted fourteen hours in a very ordinary day
as some staggeringly ordinary characters wandered about Zurich on
extraordinarily ordinary business. When Jung revealed that the fourteen chapters
corresponded to the fourteen Stations of the Cross, conservative critics added
blasphemy to their charges against him. Later-much later-academic exegetes
adopted Odysseus as the very model of a modern novel and wrote endless studies
proving that it was an allegory on everything from the evolution of
consciousness to the rise and fall of civilizations.
Benny couldn't understand much of what these academic critics wrote, but he knew
that Odysseus was, to him, the only book that really succeeded in making the
daily seem profound. That was enough of an achievement to convince him that Jung
was a genius. It also encouraged him to look at everything that happened as
being marvelous in one way or another. If Jung's characters, or some of them,
happened to defecate, urinate, masturbate, and fornicate during the fourteen
hours, that was not because the theologian was trying to write pornography, but
because the miracle of daily life could not be shown without all of its daily
details. Benny didn't give a flying Philadelphia fuck about the novel's
parallels with the Odyssey and the Stations of the Cross, which Jung admitted,
or the other correspondences with body organs, colors, Tarot cards, I Ching
hexagrams, and the romantic triangle in Krazy Kat, which his admirers claimed to
have found. The important thing about Odysseus was that it demonstrated, almost
scientifically, that no day was a dull day.
Jung, who regarded himself as a better psychologist than the psychologists-this
was a conceit typical of theologians-claimed to have found three more circuits
in the nervous system beyond Freud's oral biosurvival circuit and anal
emotional-territorial circuit. Jung said that Odysseus demonstrated also a
semantic-hominid circuit which created a veil of words between domesticated
primates and their experience, thereby differentiating them from the wild
primates. He also claimed a specific socio-sexual circuit created by the process
of domestication. And he added a fifth, neurosomatic circuit typical of
mysticism and music, which causes primates to feel High and spaced-out.
But Benny didn't care about all that. Odysseus, in his mind, was simply the book
that described life the way it really is, without sentiment and emotions.
The murder changed all that. It showed Benny that every day is also a terrible
day, for somebody.
On July 23, 1981, Benny's mother, a white-haired old lady of eighty-four, left
the Brooklyn Senior Citizen's Home where she lived to walk one block to the
supermarket. On the way she had her purse snatched and, according to witnesses,
struggled with the thief. She was stabbed seventeen times with a Boy Scout
knife. When Benny arrived at the hospital emergency room, she was already dead,
but he got a look-a long look-at her crimson, mutilated body before the doctor
on duty hustled him out into the hall and shot him full of tranquilizers.
Benny was crippled psychologically in a way that he could not perfectly
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understand. After all, having reached the fifth decade of his life, he was well
acquainted with grief: in the past ten years he had experienced the deaths of
his father, his older brother, and three close friends. But murder is not just
another form of grief: it is a metaphysical message like Fate knocking on the
door at the beginning of Beethoven's Fifth. Benny found that the whole world had
turned to very fragile glass. Every police siren, every newscast, every angry
voice on the street reminded him that he belonged to a dangerously violent
species. Benny Benedict realized that each minute, somewhere in the world,
somebody was being bashed, beaten, stabbed, shot, slashed, gassed, poisoned,
robbed of life.
He could not bear to be alone at night anymore.
The Grinning Sadist began to haunt him.
This horrifying image had been imprinted upon his neurons by various movies and
TV melodramas of the sixties and seventies. The Grinning Sadist invaded your
home, sometimes alone and sometimes with a horde of equally moronic and vicious
cohorts. You were particularly susceptible if you were blind or a woman or all
alone at night, but sometimes-as in The Dangerous Hours-he would come with his
brutal crew in the bright daytime. His business was never simply burglary,
although that was part of it; his real interest was in humiliation, terror,
degradation, torture of the body and spirit. And he always grinned.
Benny's doctor prescribed Valium, 5 mg. before bedtime. It helped Benny sleep;
but when he was awake, every noise still sounded like the Grinning Sadist
furtively trying the door.
Benny bought a police lock. Every noise now sounded like the Grinning Sadist
trying to force a window.
Then, one day looking through the old files in the newspaper morgue, Benny found
an interview with Senator Charles Percy given in 1970, two years after the
murder of his daughter. "For the first year after the murder," Senator Percy
said, "my whole family lived in terror."
Benny felt a sudden sense of relief. This must be normal, he thought; it happens
to everybody who's had a murder close to them. And it lasts only a year. . . .
But as July 23, 1982, approached, Benny was not emerging from the terror; it was
growing worse. Well, he had been reading up on grief and bereavement, and he
knew the first anniversary is always a terrible time. He found the knowledge
helpful; it gave him a small purchase on detachment. Also, without his doctor's
consultation, he had raised his Valium dosage at bedtime from 5 mg. to 15 mg.
and sometimes 25.
Then on July 23 itself-the anniversary of the murder- the Grinning Sadist
appeared.
Benny had been invited to give a talk at the Press Club on "Lousewart and
Lowered Expectations." The luncheon was excellent, but Benny ate little, knowing
that a belch in the middle of the speech could destroy all communication for
several minutes after. When Fred "Figs" Newton began to introduce him (. . .
"New York's most beloved daily columnist ... an institution for over thirty
years . . ."), Benny felt the usual twinges of stage fright, began rehearsing
again his first three jokes, gave up on that and concentrated instead on his
mantra (Om mani padme hum Om mani padme hum . . .) and was finally in the ideal
state of mixed apprehension and urgency out of which the most relaxed-sounding
public speeches always come.
As the applause died down, he rose to speak.
And he saw the Grinning Sadist coming right at him.
He saw the deranged eyes, the cruel mouth, the deliberately ugly clothing (like
a very poor cowboy or a 1960s college student), and the knife in the maniac's
hand.
Om mani padme hum . . .
And then he got the Boston Cream Pie right in the face.
It hadn't been a knife at all: he had imagined a knife when the pie plate was
turned and raised as it was thrown.
Benny stood there, very conscious that he was overweight and past fifty, Boston
Cream Pie dripping from his face, trying to remind himself that heart
palpitations were not a symptom of heart attack, aware suddenly that the daily
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life of humankind was not only marvelous, as Jung had taught him, and terrible,
as the murder had taught him, but totally absurd as well, as the Existentialists
might have taught him.*
*Galactic Archives: Pie throwing was common in Unistat at the time of this
Romance. It derived, of course, from the territorial feces-hurling rituals of
other primates. See "Expressions of Violence in Wild and Domesticated Primates,"
Encyclopedia of Primate Psychology, Sirius Press, 2775. Domesticated primates
defend ideological territories (mental constructs) as well as the physical turf.
Pie throwers were expressing mammalian territorial rage in a traditional primate
manner by throwing guck in the faces of those who threatened their ideological
"space."
AUFGEHOBEN
2 NEW PLANETS DISCOVERED
-news headline, 1983
The only one in New York who didn't react emotionally to Benny Benedict's "One
Month to Go" column was Justin Case, an embittered, fortyish man who wrote
beautifully meaningless film criticism. Case had not liked the film of 1984 and
never read books, which he regarded as too old-fashioned to be worthy of serious
attention.
"Books were invented by Gutenberg in the fifteenth century and are, like all
other inventions five centuries old, hopelessly archaic," Case often said.
He also liked to categorize books as "linear," "Aristotelian," and, when he was
especially rhetorical, "paleolithic"; he justified this last adjective on the
grounds that books consisted of words, an Old Stone Age invention.
Case had a Ph.D. from Yale and a D.D. (Dishonorable Discharge) from the U.S.
Army. He had earned the former for a thesis on "Metaphor and Myth in the Films
of the Three Stooges" and the latter for trying to organize a mutiny during the
Vietnam War. His film criticism appeared in a journal called Confrontation. His
essays usually began with the same three words as his Ph.D. thesis-e.g.,
"Metaphor and Myth in Hitchcock's 39 Steps," "Metaphor and Myth in Beach Blanket
Bingo"-that sort of thing.
There was not much of an audience for such writing and Justin barely made a
living. His dream was to become an editor at Pussycat magazine, where the big
money was.
The FBI had been tapping his phone ever since Vietnam and had reels and reels of
his conversation, which concerned almost nothing but films. Nevertheless, they
kept listening, hoping something incriminating would slip eventually. A man with
both a Ph.D. and a D.D. was obviously worth attention, even if most of what he
said was totally incomprehensible to them.
Special Agent Tobias Knight, playing Case's tapes one evening, actually heard a
long rap about Curly being the id or first circuit, Larry the ego or second
circuit, and Moe the superego or Jung's fourth circuit. Things got even more
confusing when Case went on to talk about the "cinematic continuity in the S-M
dimension between Moe and Polanski." It got even weirder when Case said,
"Polanski himself went to Chinatown three times-when his parents were murdered
by the Nazis, when his wife was murdered by the Manson Family, and when he got
convicted of statutory rape. We all go to Chinatown, one way or another, sooner
or later." Still, the Bureau did not give up. Case was sure to say something
incriminating, or at least intelligible to them, sooner or later.
Tobias Knight had listened to 42,000 hours of "private" conversations since
joining the FBI. Among other things, this had clearly shown him that all the
standard primate sexual behaviors were prevalent throughout Unistat. Since
Knight, like Benny Benedict and most other two-legged Terrans, did not know he
belonged to a mammal species, this primate behavior was profoundly shocking to
him. He felt much like a Methodist who runs a drugstore in Little Rock-anguished
that the Sins of his fellows were exceeded only by their Hypocrisy. This made
him Cynical.
The same Cynicism was widespread in the Bureau. Older hands who had listened to
80,000 or even 100,000 hours of "private" conversations were beyond Cynicism.
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They had become paranoid about their fellow primates.
Tobias Knight himself would be classified as a no-good shit by most of the
primates if they knew what he was up to. He was the first pentuple agent in the
history of espionage-that is, he had connections with four other Intelligence
Agencies besides the FBI and was double-crossing all of them.
He also had a walrus mustache and a jovial eye. He could have been an excellent
character actor in movies or TV. Everybody liked him and trusted him on sight.
That was why he was so successful in the cloak-and-dagger business.
Justin Case suspected that the FBI was tapping his phone. However, 9,000,000 out
of 20,000,000 primates in New York also suspected the FBI of tapping their
phones. Case just happened to be one of the 8,000,000 who were correct in this
suspicion.
Case was certainly not a mutineer by temperament; his visual cortex-the most
energized part of him-was neurogenetically imprinted with a dry, detached,
analytical, almost passive, temperament. His world was made up of forms in
space, edited into amusing montages by the passing of time; if he ever read
books, he might have found that Einstein's Relativity was the mathematical
analog of his own mind.
Even paintings barely won his tolerance; only film and TV, basically montage,
turned him on. He was inclined to feel that anything which did not flicker,
shimmer, and change rapidly was probably dead and should be decently and quickly
buried.
In short, he was an electronic Taoist.
The Vietnam War had been punishing in various ways to all Unistaters, but Case,
embroiled in the center of it, experienced it as very bad TV. It was like the
film had stuck and Moe kept jabbing his finger in Curly's eye, over and over, in
an infinite regress, until the myth and metaphor had both turned meaningless
through redundance. If the war wasn't that, it was sloppy editing or just plain
bad taste. The mutiny was the only equivalent he could find to the simple act of
turning the dial to another channel.
He had tried to explain this to the lieutenant appointed to defend him at the
court-martial, a sly, cat-faced young man named Lionel Eacher. Lieutenant
Eacher, before entering the service, had been an expert at Contract Law, the
rules by which the primates determined and marked their territories. Remember:
other mammals do this by leaving excretions which geometrically define the size
and shape of the claimed turf, but domesticated primates do it by excreting ink
on paper. Eacher was a lawyer, an expert at proving either that the ink
excretions meant what they said (if he were being paid to prove that) or that
the ink excretions didn't exactly mean what they said (if he were being paid to
prove that).
Lionel Eacher listened to Case's story with growing incredulity. At the end of
the narrative he frowned very thoughtfully and said, "Would you just run that by
me again?"
So Case had explained, this time in more detail, the aesthetics of proper
utilization of sadomasochist material in the total structure of Significant
Form.
"I see," Eacher said thoughtfully. "I think we've got a winner." He relaxed and
lit a cigarette. "The usual defense is that you were reading the Bible and saw a
white light and Jesus told you to give up war. But this, well, this is
beautiful. You sound like a real fruitcake. I might even get you a medical
discharge."
Case realized that he was talking to a barbarian, but that was normal in the
military. He had an intuitive sense that twenty years in the joint, which was
what the Judge Adjutant General's office was asking, would be even more
redundant, in the S-M dimension, than the war itself. Very well: If a man of
esthetic sensibility seemed like a fruitcake to these primitives, so be it. He
wanted to go home.
Case explained his position to the court-martial with great eloquence (part of
what he said he even used later in a critique of The Rocky Horror Show) and they
did, indeed, decide he was a fruitcake. They gave him a D.D., but two members of
the board, he learned later, had argued vigorously for a medical.
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The Vietnam War, like most primate squabbles, was about territory. Chinese
primates, Unistat primates, the primates of the Bear Totem from the steppes and
various local Southeast Asian primates were trying to expand their
collective-totem egos (territories) by taking over the turf in Southeast Asia.
If they had been wild primates, they would have all excreted in the disputed
area and maybe thrown excretions at each other; being domesticated primates,
they made ink excretions on paper and threw metal and chemicals at each other.
It was one of a series of rumbles over Southeast Asia which had at one time or
another involved Dutch primates, French primates, primates of the Rising Sun
totem, and various other predator bands.
Since the Unistat primates, like other domesticated hominids, did not know they
were primates, all this was explained by a ferocious amount of ink excretions
invoking Morality and Ideology, the twin gods of domesticated primatedom.
Basically, the primates who wanted to claim Southeast Asia said it was "good" to
go in shooting and grab whatever was grabable; the primates who didn't give a
fuck about Southeast Asia said it was "evil."
Justin Case was not verbally oriented; he thought in pictures, as a good film
critic should. He never asked whether the war was "good" or "evil." It was
unaesthetic.
The people who had mined Unistat with nuclear bombs had not regarded the Vietnam
War as unaesthetic. They thought it was downright evil.
They thought just about everything the Unistat alpha males-in corporations and
governments-did was evil.
They thought most of their fellow primates were no-good shits.
Justin Case had been born blissfully by a joyous mother schooled in the Grantly
Dick-Read method of natural childbirth.
By the time Justin was thirty-six years old, in 1983, the Dick-Read method was
as obsolete as the horse and buggy. Things were moving fast on Terra in that
age.
Nonetheless, the Dick-Read natural childbirth yoga was good for its time, and
Case had a permanent security imprint on the oral biosurvival circuitry of his
brain. That was one reason he never worried about ethical issues.
When Justin began to crawl about the house and then rose up to walk up and down
in it, his father, a former alpha male with a large corporation now on the skids
due to booze, found him a pest and a nuisance. Father disappeared rapidly,
pursued by lawsuits and child maintenance liens, which harassed him so much that
he drank even more, earned less, and was first chronically and then permanently
incapable of paying a blessed penny to Justin and Justin's Mommy.
Justin was not genetically programmed to be an alpha male, but under the
circumstances he learned to do a good imitation of one.
"Mommy's Great Big Man," Mommy called him.
The anal-territorial (old primate) section of Justin's brain took an imprint of
Pretend-Authority.
Then Justin discovered the semantic environment. He learned to read and watch
TV. The books seemed clumsy and sententious compared to the immediacy of the
tube. He took a visual-electronic imprint on the semantic circuit, like most of
his generation.
Case's sociosexual circuit was imprinted by Playboy, Sexual Revolution, weed,
Rock, yippies, protest, the Generation Gap, Women's Lib, and General Confusion.
He was a bachelor who had heterosexual couplings as often as he felt the need,
with the minimum possible human involvement.
If you're interested in superficialities, he looked like a gay intellectual or a
college professor or a little bit of both. He already had a bald spot. He
dressed in conservative good taste. And every four years he went to a polling
booth and carefully printed with a heavy felt-tip pen, "NONE OF THE ABOVE."
This was his one flicker of Social Consciousness.
Case had one Weird Experience in his whole life. It happened in 1973 when he
went to see the famous mentalist, psychic, escape artist, and comedian
Cagliostro the Great, at a nightclub called Von Neumann's Catastrophe.
Cagliostro began his act with a few traditional tricks- being locked in one box
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