Stephen Lawhead - Song Of Albion 1 - The Paradise War

VIP免费
2024-12-03 1 0 641.51KB 211 页 5.9玖币
侵权投诉
file:///G|/rah/Stephen%20R.%20Lawhead%20-%20Song%20Of%20Albion%201%20-%20The%20Paradise%20War.txt
v1.0 (4th May 2000) If you find and correct errors in the text please update the version number by
0.1 and redistribute
The Paradise war
by
Stephen Lawhead
Chaper 1
An Aurochs in the Works
It all began with the aurochs.
We were having breakfast in our rooms at college. Simon was presiding over the table with his
accustomed critique on the world as evidenced by the morning's paper. "Oh, splendid," he sniffed,
"it looks as if we have been invaded by a pack of free-loading foreign photographers keen on
exposing their film-and who knows what else-to the exotic delights of Dear Old Blighty. Lock up
your daughters, Bognor Regis! European paparazzi are loose in the land!"
He rambled on awhile, and then announced: "Hold on!
Have a gawk at this!" He snapped the paper sharp and sat up straight-an uncommon posture for
Simon.
"Gawk at what?" I asked idly. This thing of his-reading the paper aloud to a running commentary of
facile contempt, scorn, and sarcasm, well-mixed and peppered with his own unique blend of cynicism-
had long since ceased to amuse me. I had learned to grunt agreeably while eating my egg and toast.
This saved having to pay attention to his tirades, eloquent though they often were.
"Some bewildered Scotsman has found an aurochs in his patch."
"You don't say." I dipped a corner of toast triangle into the molten center of a soft-boiled egg,
and read an item about a disgruntled driver on the London Underground refusing to stop to let off
passengers, thereby compelling a train-full of frantic commuters to ride the Circle Line for over
five hours. "That's interesting."
"Apparently the beast wandered out of a nearby wood and collapsed in the middle of a hay field
twenty miles or so east of Inverness." Simon lowered the paper and gazed at me over the top. "Did
you hear what I just said?"
"Every word. Wandered out of the forest and fell down next to Inverness-probably from boredom," I
replied. "I know just how he felt."
Simon stared at me. "Don't you realize what this means?"
"It means that the local branch of the RSPCA gets a phone call. Big deal." I took a sip of coffee
and returned to the sports page before me. "I wouldn't call it news exactly."
"You don't know what an aurochs is, do you?" he accused. "You haven't a clue."
"A beast of some sort-you said so yourself just now," I protested. "Really, Simon, the papers you
read-" I flicked his upraised tabloid with a disdainful finger. "Look at these so-called
headlines: 'Princess Linked to Alien Sex Scheme!' and 'Shock Horror Weekend for Bishop with
Massage Parlor Turk!' Honestly, you only read those rags to fuel your pessimism."
He was not moved. "You haven't the slightest notion what an aurochs is. Go on, Lewis, admit it."
file:///G|/rah/Stephen%20R.%20Lawhead%20-%2...20Albion%201%20-%20The%20Paradise%20War.txt (1 of 211) [2/17/2004 11:25:12 AM]
file:///G|/rah/Stephen%20R.%20Lawhead%20-%20Song%20Of%20Albion%201%20-%20The%20Paradise%20War.txt
I took a wild stab. "It's a breed of pig."
"Nice try!" Simon tossed his head back and laughed. He had a nasty little fox-bark that he used
when he wanted to deride someone's ignorance. Simon was extremely adept at derision; a master of
disdain, mockery, and ridicule in general.
I refused to be drawn. I returned to my paper and stuffed the toast into my mouth.
"A pig? Is that what you said?" He laughed again.
"Okay, okay! What, pray tell, is an aurochs, Professor Rawnson?"
Simon folded the paper in half and then in quarters. He creased it and held it before me. "An
aurochs is a sort of ox."
"Why, think of that," I gasped in feigned astonishment. "An ox, you say? It fell down? Oh my, what
won't they think of next?" I yawned. "Give me a break."
"Put like that it doesn't sound like much," Simon allowed. Then he added, "Only it just so happens
that this particular ox is an ice-age creature which has been extinct for the last two thousand
years."
"Extinct." I shook my lead slowly. "Where do they get this malarkey? If you ask me, the only thing
that's extinct around here is your native skepticism."
"It seems the last aurochs died out in Britain sometime before the Romans landed-although a few
may have survived on the continent in the sixth century or so."
"Fascinating," I replied.
Simon shoved the folded paper under my nose. I saw a grainy, badly printed photo of a huge black
mound that might or might not have been mammalian in nature. Standing next to this ill-defined
mass was a grim-looking middle-aged man holding a very long, curved object in his hands, roughly
the size and shape of an old-fashioned scythe. The object appeared to be attached in some way to
the black bulk beside him.
"How bucolic! A man stmding next to a manure heap with a farm implement in his hands. How utterly
homespun," I scoffed in a fair imitation of Simon himself.
"That manure heap, as you call it, is the aurochs and the implement in the farmer's hinds is one
of the animal's horns."
I looked at the photo agan and could almost make out the animal's head below the great slope of
its shoulders. Judging by the size of the horn the animal would have been enormous-easily three or
four times the size of a normal cow. "Trick photography," I declared.
Simon clucked his tongue. "I am disappointed in you, Lewis. So cynical for one so young."
"You don't actually believe this-" I jabbed the paper with my finger, "this trumped-up tripe, do
you? They make it up by the yard-manufacture it by the carload!"
"Well," Simon admitted, picking up his teacup and gazing into it, "you're probably right."
"You bet I'm right," I rowed. Prematurely, as it turned out. I should have known better.
"Still, it wouldn't hurt to check it out." He lifted the cup, swirled the tea, and drained it.
Then, as if his mind were made up, he placed both hands flat on the tabletop and stood.
I saw the sly set of his eyes. It was a look I knew well and dreaded. "You can't be serious."
"But I am perfectly serious."
"Forget it."
file:///G|/rah/Stephen%20R.%20Lawhead%20-%2...20Albion%201%20-%20The%20Paradise%20War.txt (2 of 211) [2/17/2004 11:25:12 AM]
file:///G|/rah/Stephen%20R.%20Lawhead%20-%20Song%20Of%20Albion%201%20-%20The%20Paradise%20War.txt
"Come on. It will be an adventure."
"I've got a meeting with my adviser this afternoon. That's more than enough adventure for me."
"I want you with me," Simon insisted.
"What about Susannah?" I countered. "I thought you1 were supposed to meet her for lunch."
"Susannah will understand." He turned abruptly. "We'll take my car."
"No. Really. Listen, Simon, we can't go chasing after this ox thing. It's ridiculous. It's
nothing. It's like those fairy rings in the cornfields that had everybody all worked up last year.
It's a hoax. Besides, I can't go-I've got work to do, and so have you."
"A drive in the country will do you a world of good. Fresh air. Clear the cobwebs. Nourish the
inner man." He walked briskly into the next room. I could hear him dialing the phone and, a moment
later, he said, "Listen, Susannah, about today... terribly sorry, dear heart, something's come
up... Yes, just as soon as I get back... Later... Yes, Sunday, I won't forget... cross my heart
and hope to die. Cheers!" He replaced the receiver and dialed again. "Rawnson here. I'll be
needing the car this morning... Fifteen minutes. Right. Thanks, awfully."
"Simon!" I shouted. "I refuse!"
This is how I came to be standing in St. Aldate's on a rainy Friday morning in the third week of
Michaelmas Term, drizzle dripping off my nose, waiting for Simon's car to be brought around,
wondering how he did it.
We were both graduate students, Simon and I. We shared rooms, in fact. But where Simon had only to
whisper into the phone and his car arrived when and where he wanted it, I couldn't even get the
porter to let me lean my poor, battered bicycle against the gate for half a minute while I checked
my mail. Rank hath its privileges, I guess.
Nor did the gulf between us end there. While I was little above medium height, with a build that,
before the mirror, could only be described as weedy, Simon was tall and regally slim, well-
muscled, yet trim-the build of an Olympic fencer. The face I displayed to the world boasted plain,
somewhat lumpen features, crowned with a lackluster mat the color of old walnut shells. Simon's
features were sharp, well-cut and clean; he had the kind of thick, dark, curly hair women admire
and openly covet. My eyes were mouse gray; his were hazel. My chin drooped; his jutted.
The effect when we appeared in public together was, I imagine, much in the order of a live before-
and-after advertisement for Nature's Own Wonder Vitamins & Handsome Tonic. He had good looks to
burn, and the sort of rugged and ruthless masculinity both sexes fmd appealing. I had the kind of
looks that often improve with age, although it was doubtful that I should live so long.
A lesser man would have been jealous of Simon's bounteous good fortune. However, I accepted my lot
and was content. All tight, I was jealous too-but it was a very contented jealousy.
Anyway, there we were, the two of us, standing in the rain, traffic whizzing by, buses disgorging
soggy passengers on the busy pavement around us, and me muttering in lame protest. "This is dumb.
It's stupid. It's childish and irresponsible, that's what it is. It's nuts."
"You're right, of course," he agreed affably. Rain pearled on his driving cap, and trickled down
his waxed-cotton shooting jacket.
"We can't just drop everything and go racing around the Country on a whim." I crossed my arms
inside my plastic Poncho. "I don't know how I let you talk me into these things."
"It's my utterly irresistible charm, old son." He grinned disarmingly. "We Rawnsons have bags of
it."
"Yeah, sure."
file:///G|/rah/Stephen%20R.%20Lawhead%20-%2...20Albion%201%20-%20The%20Paradise%20War.txt (3 of 211) [2/17/2004 11:25:13 AM]
file:///G|/rah/Stephen%20R.%20Lawhead%20-%20Song%20Of%20Albion%201%20-%20The%20Paradise%20War.txt
"Where's your spirit of adventure?" My lack of adventurous spirit was something he always threw at
me whenever he wanted me to go along with one of his lunatic exploits. I preferred to see myself
as stable, steady-handed, a both-feet-on-the-ground, practical-as-pie realist through and through.
"It's not that," I quibbled. "I just don't need to lose four days of work for nothing."
"It's Friday," he reminded me. "It's the weekend. We'll be back on Monday in plenty of time for
your precious work."
"We haven't even packed toothbrushes or a change of underwear," I pointed out.
"Very well," he sighed, as if I had beaten him down at last, "you've made your point. If you don't
wish to go, I won't force you."
"I'll go alone." He stepped into the street just as a gray Jaguar Sovereign purred to a halt in
front of him. A man in a black bowler hat scrambled from the driver's seat and held the door for
him.
"Thank you, Bates," Simon said. The man touched the brim of his hat and hurried away to the
porters' lodge. Simon glanced at me across the rain-beaded roof of the sleek automobile, and
smiled. "Well, chum? Going to let me have all the fun alone?"
"Damn you, Simon!" I shouted, yanked the door open and ducked in. "I don't need this!"
Laughing, Simon slid in and slammed the door. He shifted ~ into gear, then punched the accelerator
to the floor. The tires squealed on the wet pavement as the car leapt forward. Simon yanked the
wheel and executed a highly illegal U-turn in the middle of the street, to the blaring of bus
horns and the curses of cyclists.
Heaven help us, we were off.
Chapter 2
Doom on the Halfshell
There are worse things than cruising up the M6 in a Jaguar Sovereign with Handel's Water Music
bathing the ragged aural nerve ends. The car tops ninety without a murmur, without a shimmy.
Silent landscape glides by effortlessly. Cool leather imparts a loving embrace. Tinted glass
shades the way-worn eye. The interior cocoons, cushioning the passenger from the shocks and alarms
of the road. It is a fabulous machine. I would throttle a rhinoceros to own one.
Simon's father, a merchant banker of some obscure stripe and well on the way to a lordship one
day, had bought it for his son. In much the same way, he was buying Simon a top-drawer Oxford
education. Nothing but the best for dear Simey.
The Rawnsons had money. Oh, yes they did. Piles of the stuff. Some of it old; most of it new. They
also enjoyed that singular attribute prized by the English above all others: breeding. Simon's
great-grandmother was a duchess. His grandmother had married a lord who raised racehorses and once
sold a Derby winner to Queen Victoria, thereby ensuring fame and fortune for evermore. Simon's
family was one of those quietly respectable tribes that marry shrewdly and end up owning Cornwall,
the Lake District, and half of Buckinghamshjre before anyone has noticed. All of which made Simon
a spoiled brat, of course.
In another day and age, Simon might have been sublimely happy idling away in a honey-stoned manor
house in the Midlands, training horses and hounds, and playing the country squire. But he knew too
much now to be content with a life of bag balm and jodhpurs. Alas, education had ruined that cozy
scenario for him.
file:///G|/rah/Stephen%20R.%20Lawhead%20-%2...20Albion%201%20-%20The%20Paradise%20War.txt (4 of 211) [2/17/2004 11:25:13 AM]
file:///G|/rah/Stephen%20R.%20Lawhead%20-%20Song%20Of%20Albion%201%20-%20The%20Paradise%20War.txt
If any man was ever untimely born, it was Simon Rawnson. All the same, he could not suppress that
aristocratic strain; it declared itself in the very warp and woof of him. I could see the lad as
the lord of vast estates, as a duke with scurrying minions and a stately pile in Sussex. But not
as an academic. Not for Simon the ivied halls and dreaming spires. Simon lacked the all-consuming
passion of the great scholar and the ambition necessary to survive the narrow cut and thrust of
academic in-fighting. In short, he had a genuine aptitude for academic work, but no real need to
succeed at it. As a result, he did not take his work seriously enough.
He wasn't a slouch. Nor was it a matter of simply buying his sheepskin with Daddy's fat checkbook.
Simon had rightly won his pride of place with a particularly brilliant undergraduate career. But
as a third-year doctoral candidate he was finding it too much work. What did he want with a degree
in history anyway? He had no intention of conducting any original research, and teaching was the
furthest thing from his mind. He had no higher academic aspirations at all. Two years into the
program, Simon was simply going through the motions. Lately, he wasn't even doing that.
I had seen it happening-seen the glittering prize slipping away from him as he began to shirk his
studies. It was a model case of graduate burn-out. One sees it often enough in Oxford and comes to
recognize the symptoms. Then again, maybe Simon just aimed to protract his university experience
as long as possible since he had nothing else planned. It is true that with money, college can be
a cushy life. Even without money it's better than most things going.
I did not blame Simon; I felt sorry for him. I don't know what I would have done in his place.
Like a lot of American students in Oxford, however, I had to justify my existence at every turn. I
desperately wanted my degree, and I could not be seen to fail. I could not allow myself to be
shipped sack across the pond with my tail tucked between my legs. Thus, I had a built-in drive to
achieve and to succeed that Simon would never possess, nor properly understand.
That, as I think of it, was one of the principle differences between us: I have had to scrape for
every small crumb I have enjoyed, while Simon does not know the meaning of the word "strive."
Everything he had-everything he was-had been given him, granted outright. Everything he ever
wanted came to him freely, without merit. People made allowances for Simon Rawnson simply because
of who he was. No one made allowances for Lewis Gillies. Ever. What little I had- and it was scant
indeed-at least was mine because I had earned it. Merit was an alien concept in Simon's universe.
It was the central fact of mine.
Yet, despite our differences, we were friends. Right from the start, when we drew next-door rooms
on the same staircase that first year, we knew we would get on together. Simon had no brothers, so
he adopted me as such. We spent our undergraduate days sampling the golden nectar of the vats at
"The Turf," rowing on the river, giving the girls a bad time, and generally behaving as well as
anyone might expect two untethered Oxford men to behave.
I don't mean to make it sound as if we were wastrels and rakes. We studied when we had to, and
passed the exams we had to pass with the marks we needed. We were, simply, neither more nor less
serious than any two typical undergraduate students.
Upon graduation I applied for a place in the Celtic Studies program and was accepted. Being the
only student from my hometown high school ever to attend Oxford, let alone graduate, was A Very
Big Deal. It was written up in the local Paper to the delight of my sponsors, the American Legion
Post Forty-three, who, in a giddy rush of self-congratulation, granted me a healthy stipend for
books and expenses. I hustled around and scrounged a small grant to cover the rest, and, Presto! I
was in business.
Simon thought an advanced degree sounded like a splendid idea, so he went in for history-though
why that and not astrophysics, or animal husbandry, or anything else is beyond me. But, as I said,
he had a good brain under his bonnet and his advisers seemed to think he'd make out all right. He
was even offered rooms in college-a most highly sought-after situation. Places for undergrad
students are scarce enough, but rooms for graduates are out of the question for any but the truly
prized individual.
Privilege again, I suppose. Simon's father, Geoffrey Rawnson, of Blackledge, Rawnson and Symes
Ltd, no doubt had something to do with it. But who was I to complain? Top of the staircase and
furnished with a good share of the college's priceless antiques-no less than three Italian
file:///G|/rah/Stephen%20R.%20Lawhead%20-%2...20Albion%201%20-%20The%20Paradise%20War.txt (5 of 211) [2/17/2004 11:25:13 AM]
摘要：

file:///G|/rah/Stephen%20R.%20Lawhead%20-%20Song%20Of%20Albion%201%20-%2The%20Paradise%20War.txtv1.0(4thMay2000)Ifyoufindandcorrecterrorsinthetextpleaseupdatetheversionnumberby0.1andredistributeTheParadisewarbyStephenLawheadChaper1AnAurochsintheWorksItallbeganwiththeaurochs.Wewerehavingbreakfasti...

展开>> 收起<<
Stephen Lawhead - Song Of Albion 1 - The Paradise War.pdf

共211页,预览5页

还剩页未读， 继续阅读

声明：本站为文档C2C交易模式，即用户上传的文档直接被用户下载，本站只是中间服务平台，本站所有文档下载所得的收益归上传人(含作者)所有。玖贝云文库仅提供信息存储空间，仅对用户上传内容的表现方式做保护处理，对上载内容本身不做任何修改或编辑。若文档所含内容侵犯了您的版权或隐私，请立即通知玖贝云文库，我们立即给予删除！

相关推荐

更多
立即下载
分类：外语学习 价格：5.9玖币 属性：211 页 大小：641.51KB 格式：PDF 时间：2024-12-03

开通VIP享超值会员特权

  • 多端同步记录
  • 高速下载文档
  • 免费文档工具
  • 分享文档赚钱
  • 每日登录抽奖
  • 优质衍生服务

作者详情

相关内容

更多

热门标签

人际关系 动力学连接体 力的合成 配电装置 高考理综 全宋诗作者索引 公务员考试
/ 211
评分 收藏
分享
立即下载 VIP免费下载
客服
关注