
gained anything in the end.
The mother of our particular hobbit ... what is a hobbit? I suppose hobbits need some description
nowadays, since they have become rare and shy of the Big People, as they call us. They are (or were) a
little people, about half our height, and smaller than the bearded Dwarves. Hobbits have no beards.
There is little or no magic about them, except the ordinary everyday sort which helps them to disappear
quietly and quickly when large stupid folk like you and me come blundering along, making a noise like
elephants which they can hear a mile off. They are inclined to be at in the stomach; they dress in bright
colours (chiefly green and yellow); wear no shoes, because their feet grow natural leathery soles and
thick warm brown hair like the stuff on their heads (which is curly); have long clever brown fingers,
good-natured faces, and laugh deep fruity laughs (especially after dinner, which they have twice a day
when they can get it). Now you know enough to go on with. As I was saying, the mother of this hobbit -
of Bilbo Baggins, that is - was the fabulous Belladonna Took, one of the three remarkable daughters of
the Old Took, head of the hobbits who lived across The Water, the small river that ran at the foot of The
Hill. It was often said (in other families) that long ago one of the Took ancestors must have taken a fairy
wife. That was, of course, absurd, but certainly there was still something not entirely hobbit-like about
them, - and once in a while members of the Took-clan would go and have adventures. They discreetly
disappeared, and the family hushed it up; but the fact remained that the Tooks were not as respectable as
the Bagginses, though they were undoubtedly richer. Not that Belladonna Took ever had any adventures
after she became Mrs. Bungo Baggins. Bungo, that was Bilbo's father, built the most luxurious
hobbit-hole for her (and partly with her money) that was to be found either under The Hill or over The
Hill or across The Water, and there they remained to the end of their days. Still it is probable that Bilbo,
her only son, although he looked and behaved exactly like a second edition of his solid and comfortable
father, got something a bit queer in his makeup from the Took side, something that only waited for a
chance to come out. The chance never arrived, until Bilbo Baggins was grown up, being about fifty years
old or so, and living in the beautiful hobbit-hole built by his father, which I have just described for you,
until he had in fact apparently settled down immovably.
By some curious chance one morning long ago in the quiet of the world, when there was less noise and
more green, and the hobbits were still numerous and prosperous, and Bilbo Baggins was standing at his
door after breakfast smoking an enormous long wooden pipe that reached nearly down to his woolly
toes (neatly brushed) - Gandalf came by. Gandalf! If you had heard only a quarter of what I have heard
about him, and I have only heard very little of all there is to hear, you would be prepared for any sort I of
remarkable tale. Tales and adventures sprouted up all over the place wherever he went, in the most
extraordinary fashion. He had not been down that way under The Hill for ages and ages, not since his
friend the Old Took died, in fact, and the hobbits had almost forgotten what he looked like. He had been
away over The Hill and across The Water on business of his own since they were all small hobbit-boys
and hobbit-girls.
All that the unsuspecting Bilbo saw that morning was an old man with a staff. He had a tall pointed blue
hat, a long grey cloak, a silver scarf over which a white beard hung down below his waist, and immense
black boots.
"Good morning!" said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But
Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady
hat. "What do you mean?" be said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning
whether I want not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is morning to be good on?"
"All of them at once," said Bilbo. "And a very fine morning for a pipe of tobacco out of doors, into the
bargain. If you have a pipe about you, sit down and have a fill of mine! There's no hurry, we have all the
day before us!" Then Bilbo sat down on a seat by his door, crossed his legs, and blew out a beautiful
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