"I don't accept that," Mom said briskly, all business, and Trisha thought: No
wonder she drives him crazy. Then, resentfully: They don't even know I'm here. The
Invisible Girl, that's me. I might as well have stayed home. A mosquito whined in
her ear and she slapped at it irritably.
They came to a fork in the trail. The main branch-not quite as wide as an avenue
now, but still not bad-went off to the left, marked by a sign reading NO. CONWAY
5.2. The other branch, smaller and mostly overgrown, read KEZAR NOTCH 10.
"Guys, I have to pee," said The Invisible Girl, and of course neither of them
took any notice; they just headed up the branch which led to North Conway, walking
side by side like lovers and looking into each other's faces like lovers and
arguing like the bitterest enemies. We should have stayed home, Trisha thought.
They could have done this at home, and I could have read a book. The Hobbit again,
maybe - a story about guys who like to walk in the woods.
"Who cares, I'm peeing," she said sulkily, and walked a little way down the path
marked KEZAR NOTCH. Here the pines which had stayed modestly back from the main
trail crowded in, reaching with their blueblack branches, and there was underbrush,
as well-clogs and clogs of it. She looked for the shiny leaves that meant poison
ivy, poison oak, or poison sumac, and didn't see any ... thank God for small
favors. Her mother had shown her pictures of those and taught her to identify them
two years ago, when life had been happier and simpler. In those days Trisha had
gone tramping in the woods with her mother quite a bit. (Pete's bitterest complaint
about the trip to Plant-A-Torium was that their mother had wanted to go there. The
obvious truth of this seemed to blind him to how selfish he had sounded, harping on
it all day long.)
On one of their walks, Mom had also taught her how girls peed in the woods. She
began by saying, "The most important thing - maybe the only important thing-is not
to do it in a patch of poison ivy. Now look. Watch me and do it just the way I do
it."
Trisha now looked both ways, saw no one, and decided she'd get off the trail
anyway. The way to Kezar Notch looked hardly used - little more than an alley
compared to the broad thoroughfare of the main trail-but she still didn't want to
squat right in the middle of it. It seemed indecorous.
She stepped off the path in the direction of the North Conway fork, and she could
still hear them arguing. Later on, after she was good and lost and trying not to
believe she might die in the woods, Trisha would remember the last phrase she got
in the clear; her brother's hurt, indignant voice: --don't know why we have to pay
for what you guys did wrong!
She walked half a dozen steps toward the sound of his voice, stepping carefully
around a clump of brambles even though she was wearing jeans instead of shorts. She
paused, looked back, and realized she could still see the Kezar Notch path ...
which meant that anyone coming along it would be able to see her, squatting and
peeing with a half-loaded knapsack on her back and a Red Sox cap on her head. Em-
bare-ASS-ing, as Pepsi might say (Quilla Andersen had once remarked that Penelope
Robichaud's picture should be next to the word vulgar in the dictionary).
Trisha went down a mild slope, her sneakers slipping a little in a carpet of last
year's dead leaves, and when she got to the bottom she couldn't see the Kezar Notch
path any more. Good. From the other direction, straight ahead through the woods,
she heard a man's voice and a girl's answering laughter-hikers on the main trail,
and not far away, by the sound. As Trisha unsnapped her jeans it occurred to her
that if her mother and brother paused in their oh-so-interesting argument, looking
behind them to see how sis was doing, and saw a strange man and woman instead, they
might be worried about her.
Good! Give them something else to think about for a few minutes. Something
besides themselves.
The trick, her mother had told her on that better day in the woods two years ago,
wasn't going outdoors-girls could do that every bit as well as boys-but to do it
without soaking your clothes.
Trisha held onto the conveniently jutting branch of a nearby pine, bent her
knees, then reached between her legs with her free hand, yanking her pants and her
underwear forward and out of the firing line. For a moment nothing happened-wasn't
that just typical-and Trish sighed. A mosquito whined bloodthirstily around her
left ear, and she had no hand free with which to slap at it.
"Oh waterless cookware!" she said angrily, but it was funny, really quite
deliciously stupid and funny, and she began to laugh. As soon as she started