Vice President Asiphar made no effort to hide his distaste; involuntarily, his right
hand moved to his hip and his fingertips felt the knotted elephant tail in his pocket.
"You disapprove, general?"
"It is not my place to approve or disapprove, my president," Asiphar said. His voice was
thick and guttural, his accent guaranteed that he had not been schooled at Sandhurst.
"It is just that I am not comfortable living on the largesse of other nations."
President Dashiti sighed and sank slowly into his soft, blue leather chair. Only then
did Asiphar sit down across the desk from him.
"Nor am I, general," Dashiti said. "But there is little else we can do. We are called an
emerging nation. Yet, you know as I, that we have emerged from barbarism to
backwardness. We will have many years to rule, before our people can live from the
fruits of their own productivity."
He paused, as if inviting an answer, then went on.
"We were not lucky enough to have oil. Only that accursed blue stone, and how much of
that could we sell? How long would our people live off that? But we have something more
important. Our location. Here on this island, we control the Mosambique Channel and thus
much of the world's shipping and so does whichever great power we happen to side with.
And so our course is clear. We side with none; we talk with all, and we accept their
largesse until that day when it will no longer be necessary. But until that day comes,
we must play the game, and so you must visit their embassies on your stay in
Switzerland."
He picked delicately at the crease of his shadow-striped white suit, and then his shrewd
eyes raised to meet the cow-eyes of Asiphar across the desk.
"Of course, I shall, my president," Asiphar said. "And now, with your permission?"
"Certainly," Dashiti said, rising to his feet and extending his slim taa hand which was
alone in air, for just a fraction of a second, before being engulfed in Asiphar's
blubbery black fingers. "Have an enjoyable vacation," Dashiti said. "I wish I were going
with you." He smiled, with real warmth, and tried to hide his revulsion at Asiphar's
sweaty hand.
The two men held the handshake, their eyes locked together, then Asiphar turned away.
The President released his hand, and with a slight bow, Asiphar turned and walked across
the carpeted floor to the twelve-foot high doors.
He did not smile until he was past the two blue-uniformed guards who stood watch outside
the President's office door. But he smiled on his way down the hall to the elevator. He
smiled in the elevator. And he smiled while walking to his chauffeured Mercedes Benz
limousine, parked in front of the palace. He sank back into the soft cushions of the
rear seat, breathing deeply of the dry, air-conditioned coolness. Then, still smiling,
he told his chauffeur: "The airport."
The car slowly made its way out, along the circular drive in front of the palace. The
driver slowed, to inch past the half-dozen yellow-suited workmen, digging a deep
excavation next to the east wing wall of the palace, and muttered a curse under his
breath. Aloud, he said, "These fools seem to have been digging for months."
Asiphar was too pleased with himself to worry about the laggard performance of workmen,
so he said nothing. The knot in his right hip pocket pressed uncomfortably against his
flesh. He pulled it from his pocket and held it in his hands, looking at it, feeling the
toughness of the hide, beginning to plan the remarks he would make upon his ascension to
the presidency in just seven more days. Asiphar. The president of Scambia.
President Dashiti stood by the window, watching Asiphar's limousine slow down while
passing the sewer-diggers, then speed up as it neared the nation's only paved road,
leading from the palace to the airport.
One should never trust generals, he thought. They think only about obtaining power. They