had only just had a sip-in the corner, while the four dwarves sat around the
table, and talked about mines and gold and troubles with the goblins, and
the depredations of dragons, and lots of other things which he did not
understand, and did not want to, for they sounded much too adventurous-when,
ding-dong-a-ling-' dang, his bell rang again, as if some naughty little
hobbit-boy was trying to pull the handle off. "Someone at the door!" he
said, blinking. "Some four, I should say by the sound," said Fili.
"Be-sides, we saw them coming along behind us in the distance."
The poor little hobbit sat down in the hall and put his head in his
hands, and wondered what had happened, and what was going to happen, and
whether they would all stay to supper. Then the bell rang again louder than
ever, and he had to run to the door. It was not four after all, t was FIVE.
Another dwarf had come along while he was wondering in the hall. He had
hardly turned the knob, be-x)re they were all inside, bowing and saying "at
your service" one after another. Dori, Nori, Ori, Oin, and Gloin were their
names; and very soon two purple hoods, a grey hood, a brown hood, and a
white hood were hanging on the pegs, and off they marched with their broad
hands stuck in their gold and silver belts to join the others. Already it
had almost become a throng. Some called for ale, and some for porter, and
one for coffee, and all of them for cakes; so the hobbit was kept very busy
for a while.
A big jug of coffee bad just been set in the hearth, the seed-cakes
were gone, and the dwarves were starting on a round of buttered scones, when
there came-a loud knock. Not a ring, but a hard rat-tat on the hobbit's
beautiful green door. Somebody was banging with a stick!
Bilbo rushed along the passage, very angry, and altogether bewildered
and bewuthered-this was the most awkward Wednesday he ever remembered. He
pulled open the door with a jerk, and they all fell in, one on top of the
other. More dwarves, four more! And there was Gandalf behind, leaning on his
staff and laughing. He had made quite a dent on the beautiful door; he had
also, by the way, knocked out the secret mark that he had put there the
morning before.
"Carefully! Carefully!" he said. "It is not like you, Bilbo, to keep
friends waiting on the mat, and then open the door like a pop-gun! Let me
introduce Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, and especially Thorin!"
"At your service!" said Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur standing in a row.
Then they hung up two yellow hoods and a pale green one; and also a sky-blue
one with a long silver tassel. This last belonged to Thorin, an enormously
important dwarf, in fact no other than the great Thorin Oakenshield himself,
who was not at all pleased at falling flat on Bilbo's mat with Bifur, Bofur,
and Bombur on top of him. For one thing Bombur was immensely fat and heavy.
Thorin indeed was very haughty, and said nothing about service; but poor Mr.
Baggins said he was sorry so many times, that at last he grunted "pray don't
mention it," and stopped frowning.
"Now we are all here!" said Gandalf, looking at the row of thirteen
hoods-the best detachable party hoods-and his own hat hanging on the pegs.
"Quite a merry gathering!
I hope there is something left for the late-comers to eat and drink!
What's that? Tea! No thank you! A little red wine, I think, for me." "And
for me," said Thorin. "And raspberry jam and apple-tart," said Bifur. "And
mince-pies and cheese," said Bofur. "And pork-pie and salad," said Bombur.
"And more cakes-and ale-and coffee, if you don't mind," called the other
dwarves through the door.
"Put on a few eggs, there's a good fellow!" Gandalf called after him,
as the hobbit stumped off to the pantries. "And just bring out the cold
chicken and pickles!"
"Seems to know as much about the inside of my larders as I do myself!"
thought Mr. Baggins, who was feeling positively flummoxed, and was beginning
to wonder whether a most wretched adventure had not come right into his
house. By the time he had got all the bottles and dishes and knives and
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