
Then some old hen sitting next to me gave me a prod in the ribs with a knitting needle.
"Officer!" she cackled. "Why should she be allowed to run around loose?"
I dislike being called "officer," especially in that tone of voice, but my neighbor was now using her
weapon as a pointer. I looked in the direction she indicated—and at once decided that if I didn't act
quick this was where I got emptied out.
There, hanging against the deck-head, was Jane Meredith. I didn't know her then—but I found time
to think that she looked like a leggy blond angel, floating there above our heads. Perhaps a recording
angel—assuming that such beings have gone all modern and use cine-cameras.
"Come down!" I shouted, unsnapping the last buckle.
"Not until I've got this shot!" she replied.
By then the warning bell had started and I had to make my choice between giving Control a Stop
Signal and pulling Jane to a place of safety. To reach the pushbutton meant negotiating one or two
corners. To pull Jane to a position of safety meant straight up and then straight down to my chair. I still
think that it was the wiser choice.
My kick carried me up at such speed that I had to put out my hands to fend myself off from the
deckhead. Then I grabbed the girl around the waist and tried to maneuver into a position suitable for
shoving off back to the deck.
If she hadn't put up a struggle I might have done it in time. When the warning bell stopped I was still
trying but with a scant split second to go it was hopeless. And when the main drive opened up I knew it
was useless to try any more —although I did manage to get in one last kick at the deckhead that would
bring us down on the dance floor instead of among the chairs around the perimeter of the lounge.
Fortuitously I was underneath. Apart from a few bruises Jane was unhurt. But when I tried to get up I
found that I had a fractured femur. And that was the last thing I knew until I came around in the ship's
hospital a few hours later.
So here I was in the main lounge once more—this compartment having been taken over by the port
officials as their office. Many was the time that I had watched the formalities of landing being gone
through on other worlds but this was my first trip to Mars. And I had never seen anything as thorough as
these Martians.
"You haven't anything in your baggage that you shouldn't?" whispered Jane, pitching her voice low so
that it would not be overheard by the two shore stretcher-bearers.
"No," I began and then it was my turn.
They carried me up to the lie detector and while grasping its handles I had to state that I had neither
livestock nor radioactives. But a mere statement wasn't good enough—even when backed up by the
machine. One of the Customs officers went over every piece of baggage with an electroscope and when
he had finished another one, armed with a stopwatch, put the articles into what, looked like a domestic
refrigerator.
"We give 'em all a cooking with HF," the senior man condescended to explain to Jane. "You might
have something in your cases and not know about it—the eggs of some insect, for example.
"Had a case not so long ago—dame had half a dozen parrot's eggs, suspended development jobs,
tucked away in her undies. As far as the lie detector went she'd been able to kid herself that they weren't
livestock—but she nearly threw a fit when she twigged what we were doing to 'em in the oven."
The Immigration wasn't such a tough hurdle. They sent for the surgeon to make him swear everything
he had put on my certificate of discharge was correct, and that was all. They gave each of us a
respirator—this they said was for use either outside the dome or inside if the power supply to the
compressors should fail. We had to sign a receipt for these.
Jane came with me as far as the hospital. There was ample room in the monowheeled ambulance that
bore us swiftly and silently through the gleaming corridors of Port Gregory and her charm worked on the
driver and the two attendants as it had done on the port officials.
It was at the hospital door, however, that she met her first setback. She had a woman to deal with
there. It was not visiting hours. And it was no use her coming outside visiting hours. No, not even if she
had a dozen press cards to flash, not even if a Second Pilot with a broken leg was the world's hottest