Krasna pushed a button, and a toadstoollike chair rose out
of the floor behind Jo. "What's on your mind?"
"Well," Jo said carefully. "I'm wondering why you patted
me on the back just now for not doing a job."
"You did a job."
"I did not," Jo said flatly. "Boy would have met girl,
whether I'd been here on Randolph or back on Earth, The
course of true love always runs smooth. It has in all my
boy-meets-girl cases, and it has in the boy-meets-girl cases
of every other agent with whom I've compared notes."
"Well, good," Krasna said, smiling. "That's the way we
like to have it run. And that's the way we expect it to run.
But, Jo, we like to have somebody on the spot, somebody
with a reputation for resourcefulness, just in case there's a
snag. There almost never is, as you've observed. Butif
there were?"
Jo snorted. "If what you're trying to do is to establish
preconditions for the future, any interference by a Service
agent would throw the eventual result farther off the track.
I know that much about probability."
"And what makes you think that we're trying to set up
the future?"
"It's obvious even to the hoppies on your own planet; the
one that brought me here told me he thought the Service had
time-travel. It's especially obvious to all the individuals and
governments and entire populations that the Service has
bailed out of serious messes for centuries, with never a single
failure." Jo shrugged. "A man can be asked to safeguard
only a small number of boy-meets-girl cases before he realizes,
as an agent, that what the Service is safeguarding is the
future children of those meetings. Ergothe Service knows
what those children are to be like, and has reason to want
their future existence guaranteed. What other conclusion is
possible?"
Krasna took out a cigarette and lit it deliberately; it was
obvious that he was using the maneuver to cloak his response.
"None," he admitted at last. "We have some foreknowl-
edge, of course. We couldn't have made our reputation with
espionage alone. But we have obvious other advantages:
genetics, for instance, and operations research, the theory of
games, the Dirac transmitterit's quite an arsenal, and of
course there's a good deal of prediction involved in all those
things."
"I see that," Jo said. He shifted in his chair, formulating
all he wanted to say. He changed his mind about the
cigarette and helped himself to one. "But these things don't
add up to infallibilityand that's a qualitative difference,
Kras. Take this affair of the Black Horse armada. The mo-
ment the armada appeared, we'll assume, Earth heard about
it by Dirac, and started to assemble a counteramiada. But
it takes finite time to bring together a concentration of ships
and men, even if your message system is instantaneous.
"The Service's counterarmada was already on hand. It had
been building there for so long and with so little fuss that
nobody even noticed it concentrating until a day or so before
the battle. Then planets in the area began to sit up and
take notice, and be uneasy about what was going to break.
But not very uneasy; the Service always winsthat's been
a statistical fact for centuries. Centuries, Kras. Good Lord,
it takes almost as long as that, in straight preparation, to
pull some of the tricks we've pulled! The Dirac gives us an
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