“Rhuum Service” by BRAD FERGUSON
Originally published in Hotel Andromeda, February 1994
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Copyright © 1994, 2000 by Brad Ferguson. All rights reserved.
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ARVELOUS,” SAID CHAYLAIFA, his
breath finally coming back to him. He
was on his back, smiling; his tail was
comfortably wrapped around his left thigh, out
of the way.
The chosha was not smiling at all, but she
nodded agreement. “Excuse me for a moment,
Chaylaifa,” she said.
“Of course,” he said. The sha watched her
by the dim light as she left their bed and headed
for the bathroom. Nasu still cuts a fine figure, he
thought idly, particularly for someone of her
years. I chose well, so long ago. She is both
good company and a good friend ... and she still
provides this old warrior with a stout enough
ride, willing as she is to try new things —
“Chaylaifa?” came a small, high voice near
the foot of the bed.
“Ah,” he said. “Still with us, eh, my dear?
Ha! Come a little closer.”
She did. “I thought you’d forgotten all about
me.”
“Not possible. Did you doze off?”
“Just for a moment. It has been a long day.”
The thaka’thott rolled across the sweat-stained
sheets of the strongly built bed and snuggled
like a youngling into Chaylaifa’s pelt. Fehlorah
ran a paw through the matted fur on the sha’s
chest, her slightly extended claws barely grazing
the sensitive skin beneath.
“I am glad the Bloxx was delayed,” she
breathed.
“So am I,” Chaylaifa replied. “I had to
appear angry for the benefit of our agents here,
but I did not expect such a pleasant ... respite ...
on the first day of the talks.”
“A most welcome respite. It’s such an
exciting trip, isn’t it?”
“Are you glad I brought you, girl?”
“Of course, Chaylaifa! Ever so glad!”
The sha smiled. “Now just how glad might
that be?”
Fehlorah smiled in a way far beyond her
years. “Very glad, my sha. Has the chosha left
anything for me?”
Chaylaifa laughed softly. “You know she
has, little witch,” he said. He sighed in mock
exasperation. “How can such a one, small as
you, destroy me again and again, time after
time, endlessly? You’ll kill me yet, girl.”
“I kill you?” Fehlorah’s paw began making
its own, slow way down Chaylaifa’s ample
body, in the way she had so recently learned that
he liked the most. “More likely it will be the
other way ‘round; I’ll be crushed under you —
or between the both of you. A sad yet wonderful
fate indeed.”
“You’re much too spry to be caught like
that, Fehlorah.” He ran the tips of his powerful
claws along the stripe of grey fur covering her
spine, and the thaka’thott shivered as her
immature tail began twitching.
“You like that,” he said in a low voice.
“Very much,” she breathed. “And you?”
“What you’re begun doing down there feels
very good, my little love.”
“Now just how good might that be?” she
asked him, laughing, as Chaylaifa’s breath
began to hiss softly back and forth through his
teeth.
A few moments later the bathroom door
opened, throwing a bright golden light into the
room. Nasu stood in it, a silhouette.
“Come back to bed, Nasu,” Chaylaifa called.
“We’ve grown a bit impatient for you here — as
you might be able to tell.”
“Yes,” Fehlorah said, reaching out a dainty
paw. “Come to us, Nasu. Be with us.”
“I ... I think I might like to retire for the
evening,” Nasu said, knowing what was to
come; she had no wish to repeat the vileness of
it. “It has been a tiring day. I will sleep in the
room assigned to me — ”
“Nonsense,” said the sha, his tone suddenly
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