the surgeon said, "I am not certain, sir, that I understand how or upon whom such an operation
could be performed."
There might have been a look of respectful intransigence on the surgeon's face, if a robot of his
sort, in lightly bronzed stainless steel, could have such an expression-or any expression.
Andrew Martin studied the robot's right hand, his cutting hand, as it lay motionless on the desk.
The fingers were long and were shaped into artistically metallic, looping curves so -graceful and
appropriate that one could imagine a scalpel fitting them and becoming, temporarily, one piece
with them. There would be no hesitation in his work, no stumbling, no quivering, no mistakes. That
confidence came with specialization, of course, a specialization so fiercely desired by humanity
that few robots were, any longer, independently brained. A surgeon, of course, would have to be.
But this one, though brained, was so limited in his capacity that he did not recognize Andrew, had
probably never heard of him .
"Have you ever thought you would like to be a man?" Andrew asked.
The surgeon hesitated a moment, as though the question fitted nowhere in his allotted positronic
pathways. "But I am a robot, sir."
"Would it be better to be a man?"
"If would be better, sir, to be a better surgeon. I could not be so if I were a man, but only if I
were a more advanced robot. I would be pleased to be a more advanced robot."
"It does not offend you that I can order you about? That I can make you stand up, sit down, move
right or left, by merely telling you to do so?"
"It is my pleasure to please you, sir. If your orders were to interfere with my functioning with
respect to you or to any other human being, I would not obey you. The First Law, concerning my
duty to human safety, would take precedence over the Second Law relating to obedience. Otherwise,
obedience is my pleasure. Now, , upon whom am I to perform this operation?"
"Upon me," Andrew said.
"But that is impossible. It is patently a damaging operation."
"That does not matter," said Andrew, calmly. "I must not inflict damage," said the surgeon. "On a
human being, you must not," said Andrew, "but I, too, am a robot."
2
Andrew had appeared much more a robot when he had first been manufactured. He had then been as
much a robot in appearance as any that had ever existed smoothly designed and functional.
He had done well in the home to which he had been factors brought in those days when robots in
households, or on the planet altogether, had been a rarity. There had ` been four in the home: Sir
and Ma'am and Miss and, Little Miss. He knew their names, of -course, but he ", never used them.
Sir was Gerald Martin.
His own serial number was NDR- . . . He eventually forgot the numbers. It had been a long time, of
course; j but if he had wanted to remember, he could not- have ? forgotten. He had not wanted to
remember.
Little Miss had been the first to call him Andrew,
because she could not use the letters, and all the rest .
followed her in doing so.
Little Miss . . . She had lived for ninety years and,
was long since dead. He bad tried to call her Ma'am
once, but she would not allow it. Little Miss she had
been to her last day. s
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