C M Kornbluth - Theory Of Rocketry

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THEORY OF ROCKETRY

C. M. KORNBLUTH

Mr. Edel taught six English classes that year atRichardM.NixonHigh School, and the classes averaged

seventy-five pupils each. That was four hundred and fifty boys and girls, but Mr. Edel still tried to have

the names down cold by at least the third week of the semester. As English 308 stormed into his room he

was aware that he was not succeeding, and that next year he would even stop trying, for in 1978 the

classes would average eighty-two pupils instead of seventy-five.

One seat was empty when the chime sounded; Mr. Edel was pleased to notice that he remembered

whose it was. The absent pupil was a Miss Kahn, keyed into his memory by "Kahnsti-pated," which

perhaps she was, with her small pinched features centered in a tallow acre of face. Miss Kahn slipped in

some three seconds late; Edel nodded at his intern, Mrs. Giovino, and Mrs. Giovino coursed down the

aisle to question, berate and possibly demerit Miss Kahn. Edel stood up, the Modern Revised Old

Testament already open before him.

"You're blessed," he read, "if you're excused for your wrongdoing and your sin is forgiven. You're

blessed if God knows that you're not evil and sly any more. I, King David, used to hide my sins from

God while I grew old and blustered proudly all day. But all day and all night too your hand was heavy on

me, God ..."

It would be the flat, crystal-clear, crystal-blank M.R.O.T. all this week; next week he'd read (with more

pleasure) from the Roman Catholic Knox translation; the week after that, from the American Rabbinical

Council's crabbed version heavy with footnotes; and the week after that, back to M.R.O.T. Thrice

blessed was he this semester that there were no Moslems, Buddhists, militant atheists or miscellaneous

cultists to sit and glower through the reading or exercise their legal right to wait it out in the corridor. This

semester the classes were All-American: Protestant, Catholic, Jewish—choice of one.

"Amen," chorused the class, and they sat down; two minutes of his fifty-minute hour were gone forever.

Soft spring was outside the windows, and they were restless. Mr. Edel "projected" a little as he told

them, "This is the dreaded three-minute impromptu speech for which English Three Oh Eight is notorious,

young ladies and gentlemen. The importance of being able to speak clearly on short notice should be

obvious to everybody. You'll get nowhere in your military service if you can't give instructions and verbal

orders. You'll get less than nowhere in business if you can't convey your ideas crisply and accurately." A

happy thought struck him: great chance to implement the Spiritual-Values Directive. He added, "You may

be asked to lead in prayer or say grace on short notice." (He'd add that one to his permanent repertoire;

it was a natural.) "We are not asking the impossible. Anybody can talk interestingly, easily and naturally

for three minutes if they try. Miss Gerber, will you begin with a little talk on your career plans?"

Miss Gerber ("Grapefruit" was the mnemonic) rose coolly and driveled about the joys of motherhood

until Mrs. Giovino passed her card to Edel and called time.

"You spoke freely, Miss Gerber, but perhaps not enough to the point," said Edel. "I'm pleased, though,

that you weren't bothered by any foolish shyness. I'm sure everybody I call on will be able to talk right up

like you did." (He liked that "like" the way you like biting on a tooth that aches; he'd give them

Artificial-Grammar De-emphasis . . .) "Foster, may we hear from you on the subject of your coming

summer vacation?" He jotted down a C for the Grapefruit.

Foster ("Fireball") rose and paused an expert moment. Then in

a firm and manly voice he started with a little joke ("If I survive English Three Oh Eight . . ."), stated his

theme ("A vacation is not a time for idling and wasted opportunity"), developed it ("harvest crew during

the day for physical—my Science Search Project during the evenings for mental"), elevated it ("no excuse

for neglecting one's regular attendance at one's place of worship") and concluded with a little joke

("should be darned glad to get back to school!").

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