
slacks shushing over their gleaming uppers, and as Lee-Daniel locked the bus
down and armed it up, he watched the angel investor whisper in his
co-shareholders' ears. Lee-Daniel couldn't hear the words, but six years at
the wheel of Cognitive Radio Inc. had schooled him well in the body language
of investors and he knew his days with CogRad were numbered. The roadhouse was
the kind of TAZ that got less entertaining by the second. Lee-Daniel stood in
the blinking vegaslights for an eternity while he authenticated to the
roadhouse-area-network, surrounded by generic ads while the giant vending
machine figured out who he was and what to sell him. Once the wall spat out
his token -- poker chips adorned with grinning, dancing anthropomorphic
dollar, euro and yen symbols -- the walls around him leapt to delighted life,
pitching their wares hard. He struggled with the rest of the corporation to
make out the actual nature of the products behind the pitch and locate a
tuna-melt and wave his chip at it.
The sandwich appeared in a slot by his feet and when he bent to fetch it, he
was bombarded with upsell ads set into the floor tiles: "Lee-Daniel! People
who bought tuna-melts also bought thousand-hour power cells. People who bought
OralCare mouth kits also bought MyGuts brand edible oscopycams. People who
bought banana-melatonin rice-shakes also bought tailormade sailcloth shirts by
Figaro's of London and Rangoon."
It only got worse then, as he sat down at a crowded table with middle managers
in need of reassurance, while swatting away the buzzing aerostats that
probabalistically routed towards those diners with the highest credit ratings,
delivering pitches whose tone and content had been honed by genetic algorithms
that sharpened them to maximal intrusiveness and intriguingness. It took
vicious, darwinian computation to make a high colonic sound like an afternoon
at a spa.
"No one else will say it," said Joey Riel, a 17-year-old Metis whose fluency
in English, French and Ojibwa had made him the youngest middle manager in
CogRad history, eight months before. "So I will. That was fucked up. Too
fucked up."
His griping had been constant since his promotion up from antennaman and
getting caught between the Mohawk Warriors' plan to seize the radio spectrum
on their territory and the trigger-happy Provincial cops had only intensified
it.
Further down the arcade, the investors were waving their tokens over a trading
table, playing the instant futures market. An aerostat overhead mirrored the
gameplay, and as Lee-Daniel watched, MacDiarmid doubled his money on a
short-odds bet on two cherries and a lemon, then Earnshaw lost big when his
long-odds investment on uranium and coal came back with two windmills and a
photovoltaic array.
"Amen to that, bro," said Elaine, who ran the surveyors. She was all lean
muscle and blackfly repellent and mail-order outdoorwear, handily capable of
living off the land for weeks while trekking the bush, homing in on optimal
repeater locations. At the Akwesahsne Sovereign, she'd broken the hearts of a
half dozen starry-eyed Mohawk Warriors who'd puppydogged after her as she
shlepped the length and breadth of their territory, warchalking neon arrows to
indicate RF shadows cast by especially leafy trees and outcroppings of granite
Canadian Shield. That was before the Sûreté du Québec arrived on the scene and
it all went pear shaped.
"It won't happen again," said Mortimer, the security man. Lee-Daniel had been
protecting the old dodderer from the board of directors, who saw him as an
insurance nightmare. Mortimer's hands shook, he was nightblind, and he was 98