Connie Willis - At the Rialto

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AT THE RIALTO
Connie Willis
Seriousness of mind was a prerequisite for understanding Newtonian
physics. I am not convinced it is not a handicap in understanding
quantum theory.
—Excerpt from Dr. Gedanken's keynote address to the 1988 International
Congress of Quantum Physicists Annual Meeting, Hollywood, California
I got to Hollywood around one-thirty and started trying to check into
the Rialto.
"Sorry, we don't have any rooms," the girl behind the desk said. "We're
all booked up with some science thing."
"I'm with the science thing," I said. "Dr. Ruth Baringer. I reserved a
double."
"There are a bunch of Republicans here, too, and a tour group from
Finland. They told me when I started work here that they got all these
movie people, but the only one so far was that guy who played the friend of
that other guy in that one movie. You're not a movie person, are you?"
"No," I said. "I'm with the science thing. Dr. Ruth Baringer."
"My name's Tiffany," she said. "I'm not actually a hotel clerk at all. I'm
just working here to pay for my transcendental posture lessons. I'm really
a model/ actress."
"I'm a quantum physicist," I said, trying to get things back on track.
"The name is Ruth Baringer."
She messed with the computer for a minute. "I don't show a reservation
for you."
"Maybe it's in Dr. Mendoza's name. I'm sharing a room with her."
She messed with the computer some more. "I don't show a reservation
for her either. Are you sure you don't want the Disneyland Hotel? A lot of
people get the two confused."
"I want the Rialto," I said, rummaging through my bag for my
notebook. "I have a confirmation number. W-three-seven-f ur-two-oh. "
She typed it in. "Are you Dr. Gedanken?" she asked.
"Excuse me," an elderly man said.
"I'll be right with you," Tiffany told him. "How long do you plan to stay
with us, Dr. Gedanken?" she asked me.
"Excuse me," the man said, sounding desperate. He had bushy white
hair and a dazed expression, as if he had just been through a horrific
experience or had been trying to check into the Rialto.
He wasn't wearing any socks. I wondered if he was Dr. Gedanken. Dr.
Gedanken was the main reason I'd decided to come to the meeting. I had
missed his lecture on wave-particle duality last year, but I had read the
text of it in the ICQP Journal, and it had actually seemed to make sense,
which is more than you can say for most of quantum theory. He was
giving the keynote address this year, and I was determined to hear it.
It wasn't Dr. Gedanken. "My name is Dr. Whedbee," the elderly man
said. "You gave me the wrong room."
"All our rooms are pretty much the same," Tiffany said. "Except for how
many beds they have in them and stuff."
"My room has a person in it!" he said. "Dr. Sleeth. From the University
of Texas at Austin. She was changing her clothes." His hair seemed to get
wilder as he spoke. "She thought I was a serial killer."
"And your name is Dr. Whedbee?" Tiffany asked, fooling with the
computer again. "I don't show a reservation for you."
Dr. Whedbee began to cry. Tiffany got out a paper towel, wiped off the
counter, and turned back to me. "May I help you?" she said.
Thursday, 7:30-9 P.M. Opening Ceremonies. Dr. Halvard Onofrio,
University of Maryland at College Park, will speak on the topic, "Doubts
Surrounding the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle." Ballroom.
I finally got my room at five, after Tiffany went off duty. Till then I sat
around the lobby with Dr. Whedbee, listening to Abey Fields complain
about Hollywood.
"What's wrong with Racine?" he said. "Why do we always have to go to
these exotic places, like Hollywood? And St. Louis last year wasn't much
better. The Institute Henri Poincare people kept going off to see the arch
and Busch Stadium."
"Speaking of St. Louis," Dr. Takumi said, "have you seen David yet?"
"No," I said.
"Oh, really?" she said. "Last year at the annual meeting you two were
practically inseparable. Moonlight river boat rides and all."
"What's on the programming tonight?" I said to Abey.
"David was just here," Dr. Takumi said. "He said to tell you he was
going out to look at the stars in the sidewalk."
"That's exactly what I'm talking about," Abey said. "Riverboat rides and
movie stars. What do those things have to do with quantum theory?
Racine would have been an appropriate setting for a group of physicists.
Not like this . .. this ... do you realize we're practically across the street
from Grauman's Chinese Theatre? And Hollywood Boulevard's where all
those gangs hang out. If they catch you wearing red or blue, they'll—"
He stopped. "Is that Dr. Gedanken?" he asked, staring at the front desk.
I turned and looked. A short roundish man with a mustache was trying
to check in. "No," I said. "That's Dr. Onofrio."
"Oh, yes," Abey said, consulting his program book. "He's speaking
tonight at the opening ceremonies. On the Heisenberg uncertainty
principle. Are you going?"
"I'm not sure," I said, which was supposed to be a joke, but Abey didn't
laugh.
"I must meet Dr. Gedanken. He's just gotten funding for a new project."
I wondered what Dr. Gedanken's new project was—I would have loved
to work with him.
"I'm hoping he'll come to my workshop on the wonderful world of
quantum physics," Abey said, still watching the desk. Amazingly enough,
Dr. Onofrio seemed to have gotten a key and was heading for the elevators.
"I think his project has something to do with understanding quantum
theory."
Well, that let me out. I didn't understand quantum theory at all. I
sometimes had a sneaking suspicion nobody else did either, including
Abey Fields, and that they just weren't willing to admit it.
I mean, an electron is a particle except it acts like a wave. In fact, a
neutron acts like two waves and interferes with itself (or each other), and
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