
Chapter One
Does Travel Make You Happy, Ms Jones?
All day she had tried to ask him a question. Did he ever really listen, though? Sam tried to play it cool, to
make it seem as if she didn't really mind. She wandered along behind him, taking in all the sights and the
rich, heady smells of the city. It was the only way to carry on with him, she had learned. Wait until he came
back from whichever vague, abstracted realm he inhabited when he wasn't in a talking mood, and absorb the
atmosphere of the place in the meantime. Often this meant looking out for possible danger. He looked so
guileless when he was out and about, as if nothing bad could possibly happen to him. Which was ridiculous,
of course, given his past record. In some ways Sam thought of herself as his protector. She was his only link
with the world of common sense. He was so blithe. He never seemed to learn.
This was a city crammed with wonders. Steeples and minarets crowded the brilliant skies; onion and turnip
domes, bronze and verdigris towers pricked and glinted and, when she stared up at their massiveness, Sam
was overwhelmed by a kind of vertiginous awe. Something she wasn't used to. Sam, who took everything in
her stride, who'd already spent a few years now knocking about the backwaters and unbeaten tracks of
various worlds. Here though, in Hyspero, the capital city of the world Hyspero, Sam felt herself a mite close
to becoming overwhelmed by the profusion, the teeming smorgasbord of alien life. Not alien, she reminded
herself. Nothing is alien, as the Doctor occasionally told her, to a citizen of the universe. So she tried hard to
feel at home in the bustling confusion of sharklike bipeds, dancing girls, turbaned and scimatar'd warriors,
Draconian princes in their jewelled robes of state, ambling tortoises, monkeys and yacanas, Spiridons in
purple furs and Martians in armour. Hyspero was a world where people came for adventure, romance, local
colour, the Doctor had explained earlier that morning. It was a place where you could still believe in sorcery
and where swords were still legal. And the shopping, he added, was fantastic. More exotic clutter for the
TARDIS console room, she thought. The Ship that Sam had made her home already looked like a
collaborative attempt at a Gothic folly by Aubrey Beardsley and Jules Verne. Or so the Doctor had proudly
declared one afternoon, gazing around at his Ship, just after Sam had suggested that a really convincing
space-and-time travelling machine ought to have an interior that was completely white and luminous, and
looked a little more futuristic. That afternoon - yesterday - and not for the first time, she had hurt the Doctor's
feelings. He had put on that stung look, and had gone to watch his butterflies in the next room. Luckily he
never held a grudge for long. She didn't think he had the attention span for real grievances.Whereas, she
reflected, I do.
He smiled at her and led the way through the endless byways and throughways of the marketplace. Here it
was even busier. Hawkers shouted out their wares and competed with each other for the attention of the
milling visitors. Sam knew their patter must have been in a thousand different languages, but by now she was
quite used to understanding practically everything, immediately, by virtue of the TARDIS's telepathic circuits.
She was almost blase about being able to eavesdrop on anyone. The only downside to the instantaneous
translation effect was, of course, not being able to learn an alien language if she wanted to. Not when
everything came out in her own tongue: English, south London, late twentieth, almost twenty-first, century.
So much for immersing herself in the exotic and bizarre. The way these market traders were yelling out, she
might as well have been shopping down the Portobello Road. Except it was hot. The sweat was streaming
down her. She could feel it drying on her T-shirt and ripped shorts. The sand of the city's rough pavements
was inside her boots already and, she imagined, burning blisters with every step she took.
How contented the Doctor looked. He was an expert in simply pottering about, easing his way into crowded
shop doorways, picking things up, sampling stuff, haggling away with burly, viridian-fleshed lizard women.
Carpets and monkeys and coffee pots and mirrors - he was interested in everything. This was how he had
made his way through life, Sam thought - picking up little bits here and there. Perusing and wandering. A
browser. He filled his pockets with pomegranates and figs, he folded sprays of jasmine and other, more
exotic herbs into his shopping bags, and inspected the ripest of cheeses. He thought long and hard about
(and eventually decided against) buying a gaudy parakeet that was trained to answer back in the
filthiest curses. He managed to ignore the even viler curses of the trader who thought he had made an easy
sale to a gullible offworlder. The Doctor simply wandered away, off to the next stall. Sam watched him
produce from one of his capacious pockets a bag of glittering coins and she knew it would be the relevant
currency for this time period. He walked with the insouciance of the extremely rich, and yet, in a sense, he
had nothing. No real home, no proper role. Nothing to anchor him to life. This was one of the things Sam
wanted to ask him about. All he had was his rackety, miraculous, ridiculous Ship and his various fragmented
friendships with beings scattered throughout the centuries. But what did he have that was really his?