
broke off, staring at the woman who lurched into the room from the door at its
rear. She was a slattern, obviously used up and boozed up. She had the look of
a bust who had kept hustling several years past the time she should have
retired or found other work. Picking through garbage, maybe. Loose
adipose-backed flesh bulged against and spilled out of her old pink robe.
Hair, dyed to match, hung in sweaty strands like overused string. Pale, veiny
fingers clutched a half-liter bottle. Its dark green color concealed its
contents, or lack of content. "Tao's foreskin, am I ever glad you cakes
dropped in long enough to finally get rid of that Saining damned furbag of a
slimeball grat! That was the worst-tempered dam' animal I ever seen or had to
duck and feed too slicing off-ten! Holy Tao, I've hated that slipsucker for
years! Do you gals know that sisterslicin' beast has bit me about six times
over the years and et my own dinner more'n once? Can you believe that grick?
Damn, hell, Gehenna, and Tao's balls! You oughtta just see the perfectly good
paira skintites that furbag et a hole out of so I always have to pretend I
just tore it when I'm out on bizniss! Watch-gtat, he calls it! Keep the place
safe, he said! Lookat that di-van, willya? That slipsuckin' furbag shed hair
all over it and practiced eatin' prowlers on it to boot! Somebody oughtta give
you buncha dolls a medal, by Tao's slicer! Lissen, I wisht I had one, or a
millyun scrippoes forya, ya know? Hey, you're pretty pale to dye yer hair such
a pale color, too, yaknow? And I'll bet you're one of them Jarps. You don't
scare me none. I've seen Jarps on the holo-haven't seen you, have I? I mean
all you Jarps tend to look just-" She paused to knock back a swig from her
bottle. "They got bigger bulges 23 on the holo, but I guess yer all built
different just like us, huh? Hey say, 're you ladies-an' Jarp," she added with
an abbreviated bow that endangered her balance, "some kind of Aww-thority sent
over here to help cool off the damfool sisterslichin menfolk of this slimeball
nowhere furbag of a metrop-olis?" For long seconds they were silent, able only
to stare after all that slurry chatter. Then Hellfire shook her orangy-red
hair. "Neg. Actually we're trying to get back to the spaceport." "You mean you
dolls wasn't sent in here to help all these horny men soar? Shit, some of
ourselves need help just keepin' up with their demands, yaknow?" "No, actually
we came in on business, and now all we want to do is get away, fast. We're
pirates." "Oh shit," the woman said, and drank. She returned in haste to the
other room. She slammed the door. From its other side her voice rose: "This is
my home, girls, not th' way 'to th' slicin' spaceport! Shit, that's way up in
the air anyhow. I mean space." "Damn," Hellfire said, getting up at last. She
rubbed her arm and winced. "Ouch." "Glad to be of help," Raunchy belatedly
told the door. But since its translation helmet remained switched off, no one
understood. "Turn yer furbaggin' helmet back on, Raunchy," Hellfire said,
carefully slurring, and Syriaris giggled. Raunchy quickly complied. They
looked around. "This place is starting to look like a trap," Syri said, and
right on cue a big shoulder hit the outer door to add an exclamation point to
her words. Janja looked at the others, raised an eyebrow Hell-fire had
persuaded her to darken, and unlocked the door. They didn't have to wait. The
same man slammed into it again. This time it flew open to precipitate him into
the room, tripping over Janja's outstretched leg on the way. He sprawled,
rumpling the rug with his 24 chin. Or nose; no one cared which. From that
spot and in that position, he looked around. "Holy Tao's toenails! I'm in
Nirvana!" Hellfire made her voice sound like something out of a Reshan tomb.
"Name's Hellfire," she told him, brandishing her stopper. "We're pirates,"
Syrians added.' "Ever been raped by a Jarp?" Raunchy asked conversationally.
People short on knowledge assumed that the orange hermaphrodites just had to
be eternally horny. "Oh shit," the man said. He scrambled around, lurched to
his feet, and ran. On his way out the door one of his shins again encountered
Janja's calfy leg. He sprawled into the entry hall of the apartment building.
Janja slammed and locked the door. The four off Satana looked at each other
long enough to share a grin. It was brief. Something whacked the door from the
other side, and they heard an explosive report. "Damned old-time percussion
guns and their lead projectiles! Get away from that door, ladies." Hellfire
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