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THERE'S AN ALIEN

IN MY BACKPACK

Illustrated by Tony Sansevero

MlNSTREL

BOOK

Published by POCKET BOOKS

New YorkLondonTorontoSydney Singapore

CHAPTER

[TIM]

Missing Linnsy

"Hey, monster maker," said Jordan Lynch as he sauntered into our classroom. "Why don't you go back

to space where you belong?"

I sighed and slid down in my chair, trying to disappear.Jordan has always had a large collection of names

he likes to call me—things like "boogerbreath," "dootbrain," and "buttface." Butafter Pleskit and I

returned from our adventures on Billa Kindikan, Jordan decided his new nickname

for me was going to be "monster maker/' which hurt worse than all the others put

together.

He calls me that because he blames me forthe fact that our former classmate, Linnsy Vanderhof, is now

aveccir —that is, she is locked in a symbiotic union with a crablike creature named

Bur, who lives on her head. Linnsyvec Bur (the proper name for the combined being)

decided not to return to Earth. The two of them—or maybe I should say "the one of

them" since they claim to be a single unit—are off somewhere exploring the galaxy,

or doing business deals, or who knows what.

Anyway, it's hard enough to return to everyday life when you've just saved the entire civilized galaxy

from collapse into chaos. If you happen to have lost one of your classmates in the process, it's infinitely

worse—especially if she was one of the more popular kids in the class.

It doesn't help the churning that starts in my guts wheneverJordan calls me "monster maker" that

sometimes Ido blame myself for what happened to Linnsy. I know this is stupid. It was

Maktel who got us trapped in Ellicovec Bur's spaceship. And it was Linnsy's own

choice not to come back. Well, Linnsyvec Bur's choice.

Half of meis worried sick about her. The other half is crazy jealous becauseshe's doing whatI had always

dreamed of—exploring the galaxy.

I think about that at night, when I am trying to get to sleep, which hasn't been so easy lately. It's one

thing to dream about leaving home for the stars and another to actually do it. Until Linnsy made her

choice I had never really thought about how my going would affect my mother. Now I have a better idea,

partly because I go to talk to Linnsy's mom and dad a couple of times a week.

The Vanderhofs live in the apartment directly above ours. Fortunately,they don't seem to blame me

for what happened—at least,not entirely. It helps that the Interplanetary Trading

Federation brought them to Trader's Court, so they had had a chance to see Linnsy

before she took off with Bur.

Still, it's hard for them.

I think that's why Mrs. Vanderhof keeps inviting me up for cookies and milk.

"We all have to let go of our children sooner or later," she'll say, dabbing at her eyes with a tissue. "I just

wasn't r-r-r-ready t-t-to . . . oh, Mr. Timothy!"

That's as far as she ever gets before she breaks down crying.

I'll confess that sometimes I cry, too. I miss Linnsy more than I could have imagined. Even though she

had dropped me as a best friend when she sprinted ahead of me in the social decathlon (which hadn't

been hard to do, since I pretty much tripped over the starting line), we had known each other for years.

Yeah, she made fun of me sometimes. But I also knew I could go to her for help and advice on just

about anything.

I even miss the "little punchie-wunchies" I used to get from her when she thought I had said or done

something particularly dorky. Actually, that was another reason I wished she were still around: I wanted

to ask her if I was getting less dorky. I know that would count as a miracle of some sort, but I've noticed

this odd thing happening since we got back: some of the girls—particularly Rafaella Cruz and Misty

Longacres—have started to act as if they actually think I'm a human being or something.

Rafaella has even smiled at me a couple of times.

It's hard to get used to.

As if gettinghassled byJordan and feeling lousy about Linnsy wasn't enough, I was also having a problem

with Ms. Weintraub. She actually expected Pleskit and me to make up all the classwork we had missed

while we were off saving the galaxy!

"Sheesh," I complained. "You'd think a guy could get extra credit in social studies for saving galactic

civilization from total collapse."

"I give you all the credit in the world, Tim," said Ms. Weintraub. "I still want you to know why the Civil

War took place."

"Good luck," snortedJordan . "He doesn't even know who's buried in Grant's Tomb."

This earned him a laugh from Brad Kent, who I think must have been a dog in a previous life, since that's

the only way I can explain his total devotion toJordan . I always expect him to lickJordan 's face and ask

for a biscuit after he barks out one of those pathetic suck-up laughs.

Pleskit had missed as much work as I had, of course. The difference is that he has a truly mighty brain,

so he was able to make it up more quickly.Which meant I was the one who ended up staying after school

to get extra help.

One Friday afternoon I left school after one of these sessions. It was a beautiful spring day, which was

nice, except it was also sort of weird, because it had been winter when we left for Billa Kindikan. I was

riding my bike, and when I got to the bridge, I stopped to stare at the embassy for a while. Basically it's a

huge flying saucer dangling from the tip of a two-hundred-foot-high hook that thrusts up from the big hill

inThorncraftPark . Even though it's been there since last fall, I still sometimes think I'm dreaming when I

see it—especially since I'm the only kid on Earth who gets to visit it on a regular basis, on account of

Pleskit being my best friend.

A light rain started, and I decided I had better get going. But just seconds after I crossed the bridge, a

kid I had never seen before jumped out from behind a tree.

I screeched to a halt, barely avoiding crashing into him.

Eyes wild, face desperate, he gasped, "I'm in terrible trouble, Tim! You have to help me!"

CHAPTER

[PLESKIT]

The Perils of Wealth

"Okay, Pleskit," said Robert McNally, the Earthling hired to be my bodyguard. "Help me get this

straight: if thisurpelli thing works out, your Fatherly One actually has a chance to become

the richest guy in thegalaxy?"

McNally and I were in the embassy kitchenfor an after-school snack. We were discussing

what it meant that a previously unknown GrandUrpelli had been discovered so close

to Earth that it was part of the Fatherly One's trading franchise. I wanted to answer

my bodyguard's question, but I had just taken a sip of fizzingfeezlebort, and my

tongue was not yet ready to resume working. So I couldn't explain, again, that an

urpelli is a sort of hole through time and space.

A GrandUrpelli —and the one located near Earth is only the second we know of in the

entire galaxy—connects all the rest of them. This makes it sort of a huge central

station for faster-than-light travel.

Barvgis, the Fatherly One's round and slimy personal assistant, took up the conversation for me.

Plucking an inch-long squirmer from the bowl in front of him, he held it up and said, "Pretend this

squirmer represents all the money possessed by the Earthling known as Bill Gates."

McNally nodded. "Okay. I'm pretending."

"Good," said Barvgis. Ignoring the squirmer's tiny screams and frantically wriggling legs, he tossed it into

his mouth. He chewed once, swallowed,then burped in satisfaction. Patting his stomach proudly, he said,

"Now, if that represented the current fortune of Bill Gates, thepotential fortune Meenom could earn from

the GrandUrpelli would engulf it as easily as my vast and mighty stomach engulfed that squirmer." Bargvis

belched contentedly,then said proudly,"My stomach, by the way, has been known to containthousands

of squirmers."

McNally shook his head. "It's hard to imagine anyone having that much money."

"It's certainly hard to imaginemy Fatherly One having that much," I said, now that the

feezlebort had released its grip on my tongue.

"I think your Fatherly One is having a hard time imagining it, too," said Barvgis. He shoveled more

squirmers into his mouth, then clamped his lips shut and began using one of his thick, blunt fingers to poke

in the squirmer parts that were still sticking out.

"That's one reason the ambassador has asked me to stay on for a while longer," saidWakkam Akkim,

the birdlike being who serves as the Fatherly One's spiritual massage master.

"You're staying?" I asked happily. "I thought your visit was temporary."

"Yeah," said McNally. "I thought you had only stayed this long because Meenom was so distraught

while Tim and Pleskit were lost on Billa Kindikan."

Thewakkam waggled her feathery brows at us. "That was the main reason to stay. But

yesterday the ambassador asked me to become a permanent staff member."

Barvgis swallowed, belched,then said sincerely, "Wonderful news! Care to explain the ambassador's

reasons?"

"Gladly," said thewakkam. "Pleskit's Fatherly One is concerned about the danger a

sudden influx of incredible wealth poses to one's spiritual well-being."

"What's wrong with sudden wealth?" asked McNally. "I think I could handle that kind of problem!"

Thewakkam smiled. "Money is like gravity. Life would be hard without it. But in

excess it can pull things out of their established orbit, twist and contort their shapes,

even cause them to crash and burn."

"So you're saying money is bad?"I asked, feeling puzzled.

She waggled her feathery brows."AsWakkam Faluda puts it, 'The only thing worse than having money is

not having it!' "

I wanted to ask more about this, but just then the dreadedMs. Buttsman, who has a personality

like agrindlezark,stalked in. "Your Fatherly One wishes to see you, Pleskit," she said.

"You, too,Mr. McNally."

Then she smiled—a pleasant expression when seen on the face of most human beings but utterly

terrifying when displayed on the face of Ms. Buttsman.

McNally sighed. The two of us got to our feet and headed for the Fatherly One's office.

We found him floating about five feet above the floor in his command pod, tapping commands into the

keypads on the armrests. The command pod has a well-padded chair surrounded by a clear blue shell

that curves around and over it, with a two-foot-wide opening in the front. It should be a relaxing place to

work. However, I don't think the Fatherly Oneever truly relaxes, in the pod or anywhere else.

When he noticed us, he moved hissphen-gnut-ksher in a gesture that meant he wanted us to

wait while he finished what he was doing. I interpreted this for McNally, who nodded

and stood in silence, hands behind his back, feet slightly apart. He looked calm and

relaxed. Despite the relaxed look, I knew that even in this seemingly safe place, he

was ready to spring into action instantly should any threat arise.

The Fatherly Onefarted a signal to the command pod. It floated slowly to the floor. He stepped out and

said, "Ineed to speak seriously with both of you."

Uh-oh,I thought, wondering what I had done now.

He led us to the Alcove of Intimacy, a small space at the back of his office used for private conferences.

Twisting a knob mounted on the wall, he adjusted the table to make it the right size for three beings to

have a private conversation.

We took our places. Face solemn, the Fatherly One said, "I know you are both aware that the stakes

regarding our mission here on Earth have risen enormously."

"We were just discussing that, sir," said McNally.

"Let me see if I can make the situationmore clear ," said the Fatherly One. "This GrandUrpelli is one of

the most significant discoveries in the history of galactic commerce. Many groups would like to control it,

and there is much anger that it chanced to be included in an obscure franchise for a minor planet. Of

course, it is universally agreed that unexpected rewards are one of the joys of being an entrepreneur. But

sums of money this vast can change people's opinions—warp them, almost."

I thought ofWakkam Akkim comparing money to gravity.

"Some of our past troubles make sense now that we know others were already aware of theurpelli and

wanted to have me removed from my position before I became aware of it as well.

Now that theurpelli is public knowledge, the challenges to my authority will continue,

perhaps even increase." He put his hands flat on the table. "We must not give our

challengersany reason to claim I am not capable of handling the franchise."

He turned to McNally. "Please understand that while I greatly desire to protect my financial position, this

is not just about personal wealth. With the discovery of the second GrandUrpelli, Earth has become

the main topic of conversation across the Milky Way, from beings in the street to the

top levels of power. Because your planet still ranks as barely civilized—"

McNally started to object, but the Fatherly One raised a hand. "Please, Mr. McNally, take no offense.

You know the reasons as well as I do. A planet with so much war, hunger, racism, and environmental

degradation cannot possibly be called civilized. Even so, I believe Earth could be truly wonderful if you

can only overcome the things holding you back. Many beings of power and prominence disagree; they

see the planet merely as a place to be exploited."

He paused and took a deep breath. "Now, the reason I called you in—called youboth in," he

stressed, turning to look directly at me, "is to inform you that an official galactic

inspection team will be arriving soon to look over our operations. We must not

provide themany excuse to revoke the Earth franchise." He turned back to McNally.

"You have been protecting my childling, Mr. McNally. Now I ask you to protect me

as well."

"In what way, sir?"

"I need to be shielded from Pleskit's occasionally rash actions. Foolish behavior on his part could be

very costly—not just for me but for the entire planet."

"I'll do what I can, Mr. Ambassador. But keeping Pleskit and Tim in line is like herding cats."

"You are not responsible for Tim," the Fatherly One said sharply.

McNally nodded. "I'm glad we're clear on that. But unless you ban Pleskit from seeing him, the two of

themare going to be together."

I cringed inside. Why did McNally have to say this?

"You bring up a difficult subject," said the Fatherly One. "I have already concluded that for the present, it

would be a good idea to limit the time Tim and Pleskit spend together."

"Fatherly One!"I cried.

Hefarted a command for silence. "It may also be time to reconsider my decision to send you to school

outside the embassy, Pleskit. I fear we have reached a point where the dangers of public exposure

outweigh the benefits."

I stared at him in horror. It had taken me months to learn to fit in at my new school. Now I had friends,

and I felt as if I belonged. "You can't do this to me!" I cried.

The Fatherly One's answer came in a voice that was hard and cold. "I will do what is necessary."

CHAPTER

[TIM]

Illegal Alien

I like to help people well enough, but with all that'shappened in the last few months, I'm more

suspicious than I used to be. So I didn't say anything rightaway, just studied the kid

for a minute. He was a little taller than me, athletic-looking, with dark hair, big eyes,

and a face that would have been right at home in one of those dweeby rock bands

girls are always going nuts for. At least, it would have if it hadn't been all twisted up

with panic.

"What do you want?" I asked cautiously.

"I need to meet the alien kid."

I sighed. I'm so used to being friends withPleskit, I sometimes forget that almost everyone else on the

planet is dying to meet the aliens. "Sorry," I said."Can't be arranged."

"But Ihave to talk to him!" cried the kid, gripping the handlebars of my bike as if they

were a life preserver.

I was starting to get nervous. "What's the deal?" I asked. "Are you just an alien groupie— or are you

working for some multinational corporation that wants to put Pleskit's face on their cereal boxes?"

He shook his head. "No, no, it's nothing like that! I swear. I've just got to meet him."

I actually had some sympathy, since I would have felt the same way if I hadn't been lucky enough to be

in the school Pleskit got assigned to. But I also knew how many people were trying to get at my friend,

and how stressful it was for him.

"Sorry," I said again."Can't happen."

The kid burst into tears."You don't understand!"

"No,you don't understand," I snapped, wrenching my handlebars out of his grasp.

"You'll have to find some other way to meet him."

I started to pedal away.

The kid ran after me and grabbed my elbow. I tried to pull myself free, but he was surprisingly strong.

"Youreally don't understand," he said. "My name is Beebo. Beebo Frimbat. I'm an

extraterrestrial, like Pleskit. I'm stranded, and I need help."

Not long ago I would have at least listened to someone who claimed he was an alien, no matter how

crazy it might have seemed. But that was before so many reporters and business-people started trying to

use me to get to Pleskit. "If you're an alien, then I'm Conan the Barbarian," I said, disgusted that he

thought I would fall for such a stupid story.

"I'll prove it!" he said angrily.

"What are you going to do? Peel off your face?"

It was his turn to be disgusted. "Don't be so dramatic." He glanced around,then pointed at a nearby

branch that was lying on the ground. "Watch this!"

He wiggled his finger.

The branch floated into the air.

"You've got a friend in the tree pulling it up," I said, a little desperately.

The kid made a flicking motion with his finger. The branch went tumbling across the grass.

"So much for the friend-in-the-tree theory," he said smugly. "Now do you believe me?"

I just stood there, gaping.

"I said, 'Now do you believe me?' "

"Yeah, I guess I do," I muttered.

Suddenly the situation had become far more confusing. Even though the kid's demonstration of

telekinetic powers was enough to convince me what he was saying was true, I still wasn't sure I should

help him. That felt weird, since helping an alien in distress had been one of my prime daydreams from the

time I was in kindergarten. But I had already lived out that dream by helping Pleskit. In the process I had

spent more time than I would have liked being terrorized by aliens who wanted to suck out my brains and

stuff like that. So I wasn't quite as eager for something like this as I would have been B.P. (Before

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