
for free. Of course, Claude knew some strippers who would have done it, but
they expected to be paid. With his usual tact, Claude had told me this on our
way to the photographer's studio. Claude could have kept these details to
himself, which would have left me feeling good about helping out my friend's
brother — but in typical Claude fashion, he shared.
"Okay, Claude, now off with the shirt," Alfred called.
Claude was used to being asked to take off his clothes. He had a broad,
hairless chest with impressive musculature, so he looked very nice indeed
without his shirt. I was unmoved. Maybe I was becoming immune.
"Skirt, leg," Alfred reminded me, and I told myself that this was a job. Al
and Maria-Star were certainly professional and impersonal, and you couldn't
get cooler than Claude. But I wasn't used to pulling my skirt up in front of
people, and it felt pretty personal to me. Though I showed this much leg when
I wore shorts and never raised a blush, somehow the pulling up of the long
skirt was a little more loaded with sexuality. I clenched my teeth and hiked
up the material, tucking it at intervals so it would stay in position.
"Miss Stackhouse, you have to look like you're enjoying this," Al said. He
peered at me from around his camera, his forehead creased in a definitely
unhappy way.
I tried not to sulk. I'd told Claude I'd do him a favor, and favors should
be done willingly. I raised my leg so my thigh was parallel with the floor,
and pointed my bare toes to the floor in what I hoped was a graceful position.
I put both hands on Claude's naked shoulders and looked up at him. His skin
felt warm and smooth to the touch — not erotic or arousing.
"You look bored, Miss Stackhouse," Alfred said. "You're supposed to look
like you want to jump his bones. Maria-Star, make her look more… more." Maria
darted over to push the little puff sleeves farther down my arms. She got a
little too enthusiastic, and I was glad the bodice was tight.
The fact of the matter was, Claude could look beautiful and bare all day
long, and I still wouldn't want him. He was grumpy and he had bad manners.
Even if he'd been hetero, he wouldn't have been my cup of tea — after I'd had
ten minutes' conversation with him.
Like Claude earlier, I'd have to resort to fantasy.
I thought of Bill the vampire, my first love in every way. But instead of
lust, I felt anger. Bill was dating another woman, had been for a few weeks.
Okay, what about Eric, Bill's boss, the former Viking? Eric the vampire had
shared my house and my bed for a few days in January. Nope, that way lay
danger. Eric knew a secret I wanted to keep hidden for the rest of my days;
though, since he'd had amnesia when he'd stayed at my place, he wasn't aware
it was in his memory somewhere.
A few other faces popped into my mind — my boss, Sam Merlotte, the owner of
Merlotte's Bar. No, don't go there, thinking about your boss naked is bad.
Okay, Alcide Herveaux? Nope, that was a no-go, especially since I was in the
company of his current girlfriend… Okay, I was clean out of fantasy material
and would have to fall back on one of my old fictional favorites.
But movie stars seemed bland after the supernatural world I'd inhabited
since Bill came into Merlotte's. The last remotely erotic experience I'd had,
oddly enough, had involved my bleeding leg getting licked. That had been…
unsettling. But even under the circumstances, it had made things deep inside
me twitch. I remembered how Quinn's bald head had moved while he cleaned my
scrape in a very personal way, the firm grip his big warm fingers had had on
my leg…
"That'll do," Alfred said, and began snapping away. Claude put his hand on
my bare thigh when he could feel my muscles begin to tremble from the effort
of holding the position. Once again, a man had a hold of my leg. Claude
gripped my thigh enough to give it some support. That helped considerably, but
it wasn't a bit erotic.
"Now some bed shots," Al said, just when I'd decided I couldn't stand it
any more.
"No," Claude and I said in chorus.