
1: RECRUITING ON
MADWORLD
Dawn was breaking on Earth, and it could seldom have been more beautiful. The eastern sky wore a
gorgeous stippling of salmon-pink and light gray clouds, the perfume of opening blossoms scented an
easterly breeze, and soft bird-song filled the air.
Dougal MacDougal stared around him and hated every bit of it.
"Come on, come on," he said to the short, scruffy man standing at his side. "I thought you said you knew
the way? Get me out of this stink."
His nose, accustomed to the filtered air of the Ceres habitats, wrinkled in disgust. Every moment that
they stood on the surface of Earth, spores and bacteria and unknown filth made their way into his delicate
and unprotected lungs. His boots, which five minutes before as they stepped clear of the Link exit point
had gleamed bone-white, already bore a thin layer of grime picked up from the ground—the ground, he
reminded himself, composed entirely ofdirt to an unknown depth.
"Yes, sir. Yes,sir ." Kubo Flammarion did not move. It was a flaming lie; he had never told Dougal
MacDougal that he knew the way. All he had admitted, back on Ceres, was that he had been to Earth a
few times himself. But that had been twenty and more years ago, and the place had seemed like
Madworld even back then. Earth had scared the life out of him, long before the quarantine of Sol had led
to the general going-to-hell of everything in the solar system.
On the other hand, they couldn't stand here forever. Flammarion didn't mind dirt; as a man who had
spent lonely years out on the Perimeter where personal hygiene was a matter of choice he kind of liked it.
But the natives close to the Link exit point were watching them and a few of the shadier specimens were
starting to shuffle in their direction. Flammarion knew the sales pitch—he'd once fallen for it himself; but
Dougal MacDougal, lordly Ambassador to the Stellar Group, was unlikely to appreciate it.
"This way, sir." Kubo Flammarion hustled MacDougal toward a long covered ramp that led below
ground. Behind them, the pitch had started. "Nippers, oughta see nippers. Hottest line on Earth" . . .
"Need a Fropper, gentlemen? Get you one easy, real cheap" . . . "Trade crystals, highest rates and no
questions asked" . . . "Wanna see an execution? Beheading, first-class Artefact, never know it from the
real thing" . . . "Needler lab visit, squire? Top of the line products, won't see 'em any place else."
Flammarion tried to ignore them. With luck, Dougal MacDougal wouldn't be able to understand that
confusing babble of poorly pronounced standard solar.
"Right along this way, sir." Flammarion was used to being the shortest person, man or woman, in staff
meetings on Ceres. Here he was half a head taller than most people, while Dougal MacDougal, striding
along with his nose in the air and a pained expression on his face, towered high above everyone.
The corridor widened steadily as they moved deeper underground. Flammarion scanned the people they
passed, most of whom seemed to have nothing at all to do. They were dressed in bright purples, scarlets
and pinks, in striking contrast to the pristine Ambassadorial white of Dougal MacDougal or the stark
black of Flammarion's Solar Security uniform. They were not what Flammarion wanted. He sought one