
“Most spells,” the wizard began, “are quite mundane. Plying one’s trade in a rural clime such as this,
any wizard, even one as experienced as myself, finds most of his or her time occupied with increased
crop yield spells, and removing curses from sheep and the like. Now, why anyone would want to curse
a sheep is beyond my comprehension”—the wizard paused to glance in his book—“but a job is a job
and a fee is a fee. And that, Wuntvor, is the first law of wizardry.”
Ebenezum picked up one of two long white candles that sat at either side of the table. He placed it
in the only clear spot on the study’s floor. The candlelight illuminated a star, sketched in the dirt.
“The second law is to always stay one step ahead of the competition,” he continued. “As I was
saying, you’ll soon tire of crop and curse spells. As far as I’m concerned, you’re not a full-fledged
wizard until they really bore you. But in your spare time—ah, Wuntvor, that’s when you’ll find the
opportunity for your wizardry to shine!”
I watched my master with mute fascination. He moved quickly about his study, turning here,
kneeling there, fetching a book or a gnarled root or some strange, sorcerous device. I could half imagine
his wanderings set to music, like some mysterious dance to herald the coming magic. The whole thing
was something of a revelation; like cracking open a piece of slate to find the speckled blue of a robin’s
egg.
“And now we begin.” My master’s eyes seemed to sparkle in the reflected candle flame. “When
this spell is finished, I shall know the exact position, disposition, and probably future direction of every
tax collector in the realm!”
So this is what my master did in his spare time. I imagined there was some greater scheme to the
spell that he had just described that I did not yet see, but I judged it a bad time to ask for explanations.
My master pulled back his sleeves with a flourish. “Now we begin!”
He hesitated at the edge of the markings. “But my enthusiasm carries me away. Wuntvor, something
seems to be on your mind. Did you have a question?”
So I told him about the bucket.
I mean well, but my hands do not always do exactly what my mind intends. Growing pains, my
mother always called them. On perhaps in this case, the thought of the girl I had encountered in the
woods. At any rate, I dropped the bucket, without the rope, into the well.
What could I do? I stared dumbly at the length of rope I had wanted to tie around the handle. I
should never have set the bucket on the well’s edge. I looked down into the well but couldn’t see a thing
in the gloom. I kicked the side of the well. If only, somehow, the rope could magically tie itself to the
bucket, everything would be fine.
And then I realized that the rope could magically tie itself to the bucket. So I ran to the wizard’s
study to ask for help. That is, if he wasn’t too busy.
“Oh, I think I can fit it in,” the wizard replied. “You do sometimes have a problem with your hands,
Wuntvor. Not to mention your feet, your height, and a few other things. Still, with luck, you should grow
out of it.”
Ebenezum pulled at his beard. “There’s a lesson to be learned here, Wuntvor. If you intend to be a
wizard, you must consider your every action carefully. Every action, from the smallest to the largest,
might somehow affect your performance of magic, and thus your fortunes and possibly your life. Now let’
s fetch the bucket and get on with things.”
I stood to lead my master to the well. But instead of walking to the door, the wizard took a half
step back and raised his arms. His low voice murmured a dozen syllables. Something bumped against
my knee. It was the bucket.