"Why, what have I said wrong?" said the Ass, speaking in rather a humble voice, for he saw that
Shift was very deeply offended. "All I meant was -"
"Wanting me to go into the water," said the Ape. "As if you didn't know perfectly well what weak
chests Apes always have and how easily they catch cold! Very well. I will go in. I'm feeling cold
enough already in this cruel wind. But I'll go in. I shall probably die. Then you'll be sorry."
And Shift's voice sounded as if he was just going to burst into tears.
"Please don't, please don't, please don't," said Puzzle, half braying, and half talking. "I never
meant anything of the sort, Shift, really I didn't. You know how stupid I am and how I can't think
of more than one thing at a time. I'd forgotten about your weak chest. Of course I'll go in. You
mustn't think of doing it yourself. Promise me you won't, Shift."
So Shift promised, and Puzzle went cloppety-clop on his four hoofs round the rocky edge of the
Pool to find a place where he could get in. Quite apart from the cold it was no joke getting into
that quivering and foaming water, and Puzzle had to stand and shiver for a whole minute before he
made up his mind to do it. But then Shift called out from behind him and said: "Perhaps I'd better
do it after all, Puzzle." And when Puzzle heard that he said, "No, no. You promised. I'm in now,"
and in he went.
A great mass of foam got him in the face and filled his mouth with water and blinded him. Then he
went under altogether for a few seconds, and when he came up again he was in quite another part of
the Pool. Then the swirl caught him and carried him round and round and faster and faster till it
took him right under the waterfall itself, and the force of the water plunged him down, deep down,
so that he thought he would never be able to hold his breath till he came up again. And when he
had come up and when at last he got somewhere near the thing he was trying to catch, it sailed
away from him till it too got under the fall and was forced down to the bottom. When it came up
again it was further from him than ever. But at last, when he was almost tired to death, and
bruised all over and numb with cold, he succeeded in gripping the thing with his teeth. And out he
came carrying it in front of him and getting his front hoofs tangled up in it, for it was as big
as a large hearthrug, and it was very heavy and cold and slimy.
He flung it down in front of Shift and stood dripping and shivering and trying to get his breath
back. But the Ape never looked at him or asked him how he felt. The Ape was too busy going round
and round the Thing and spreading it out and patting it and smelling it. Then a wicked gleam came
into his eye and he said:
"It is a lion's skin."
"Ee - auh - auh - oh, is it?" gasped Puzzle.
"Now I wonder . . . I wonder . . . I wonder," said Shift to himself, for he was thinking very
hard.
"I wonder who killed the poor lion," said Puzzle presently. "It ought to be buried. We must have a
funeral."
"Oh, it wasn't a Talking Lion," said Shift. "You needn't bother about that. There are no Talking
Beasts up beyond the Falls, up in the Western Wild. This skin must have belonged to a dumb, wild
lion."
This, by the way, was true. A Hunter, a Man, had killed and skinned this lion somewhere up in the
Western Wild several months before. But that doesn't come into this story.
"All the same, Shift," said Puzzle, "even if the skin only belonged to a dumb, wild lion, oughtn't
we to give it a decent burial? I mean, aren't all lions rather - well, rather solemn? Because of
you know Who. Don't you see?"
"Don't you start getting ideas into your head, Puzzle," said Shift. "Because, you know, thinking
isn't your strong point. We'll make this skin into a fine warm winter coat for you."
"Oh, I don't think I'd like that," said the Donkey. "It would look - I mean, the other Beasts
might think - that is to say, I shouldn't feel -"
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