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now, like we're here bathing. I mean, those buggers can cut off our water any time; they've got us by the short
hairs."
He finished his shower and padded across the warm, wet tiles to get a towel from the atttendant. Thinking
about the UN made his stomach rumble, and his onetime duodenal ulcer began to burn way down in his left side,
almost at the groin. Better get some breakfast, he realized.
When he had been dressed by the attendant, in his gray flannel trousers and T-shirt, soft leather boots, and
nautical cap, he left the steam bath and crossed the corridor of the Union Hall to his dining room, where Helio,
his Bleekman cook, had his breakfast waiting. Shortly, he sat before a stack of hotcakes and bacon, coffee and a
glass of orange juice, and the previous week's New York Times, the Sunday edition.
"Good morning, Mr. Kott." In answer to his buttonpressing, a secretary from the pooi had appeared, a girl he
had never seen before. Not too good-looking, he decided after a brief glance; he returned to reading the
newspaper. And calling him Mr. Kott, too. He sipped his orange juice and read about a ship that had perished in
space with all three hundred aboard killed. It was a Japanese merchantman carrying bicycles. That made him
laugh. Bicycles in space, and all gone, now; too bad, because on a planet with little mass like Mars, where there
was virtually no power source-- except the sluggish canal system--and where even kerosene cost a fortune,
bicycles were of great economic value. A man could pedal free of cost for hundreds of miles, right over the sand,
too. The only people who used kerosene-powered turbine conveyances were vital functionaries, such as the
repair and maintenance men, and of course important officials such as himself. There were public transports, of
course, such as the tractor-buses which connected one settlement with the next and the outlying residential areas
with the world at large . . . but they ran irregularly, being dependent on shipments from Earth for their fuel. And
personally speaking the buses gave him a case of claustrophobia, they moved so slow.
Reading the New York Times made him feel for a little while as if he were back Home again, in South
Pasadena; his family had subscribed to the West Coast edition of the Times, and as a boy he remembered
bringing it in from the mailbox, in from the street lined with apricot trees, the warm, smoggy little street of neat
one-story houses and parked cars and lawns tended from one weekend to the next without fail. It was the lawn,
with all its equipment and medicines, that he missed most--the wheelbarrow of fertilizer, the new grass seed, the
snippers, the poultry-netting fence in the early spring. . . and always the sprinklers at work throughout the long
summer, whenever the law allowed. Water shortage there, too. Once his Uncle Paul had been arrested for
washing his car on a water-ration day.
Reading further in the paper he came upon an article about a reception at the White House for a Mrs. Lizner
who, as an official of the Birth Control Agency, had performed eight thousand therapeutic abortions and had
thereby set an example for American womanhood. Kind of like a nurse, Arnie Kott decided. Noble occupation
for females. He turned the page.
There, in big type, was a quarter-page ad which he himself had helped compose, a glowing come-on to get
people to emigrate. Arnie sat back in his chair, folded the paper, felt deep pride as he studied the ad; it looked
good, he decided. It would surely attract people, if they had any guts at all and a sincere desire for adventure, as
the ad said.
The ad listed all the skills in demand on Mars, and it was a long list, excluding only canary raiser and
proctologist, if that. It pointed out how hard it was now for a person with only a master's degree to get a job on
Earth, and how on Mars there were good-paying jobs for people with only B.A.'s.
That ought to get them, Arnie thought. He himself had emigrated due to his having only a B.A. Every door
had been shut to him, and then he had come to Mars as nothing but a union plumber, and within a few short
years, look at him. On Earth, a plumber with only a B.A. would be raking up dead locusts in Africa as part of a
U.S. foreign aid work gang. In fact, his brother Phil was doing that right now; he had graduated from the
University of California and had never had a chance to practice his profession, that of milk tester. In his class,
over a hundred milk testers had been graduated, and for what? There were no opportunities on Earth. You have
to come to Mars, Arnie said to himself. We can use you here. Look at the pokey cows on those dairy ranches
outside of town. They could use some testing.
But the catch in the ad was simply that, once on Mars, the emigrant was guaranteed nothing, not even the
certainty of being able to give up and go home; trips back were much more expensive, due to the inadequate
field facilities. Certainly, he was guaranteed nothing in the way of employment. The fault lay with the big
powers back Home, China and the U.S. and Russia and West Germany. Instead of properly backing the
development of the planets, they had turned their attention to further exploration. Their time and brains and
money were all committed to the sidereal projects, such as that frigging flight to Centaurus, which had already
wasted billions of dollars and man-hours. Arnie Kott could not see the sidereal projects for beans. Who wanted
to take a fouryear trip to another solar system which maybe wasn't even there?
And yet at the same time Arnie feared a change in the attitude of the great terrestrial powers. Suppose one
morning they woke up and took a new look at the colonies on Mars and Venus? Suppose they eyed the
ramshackle developments there and decided something should be done about them? In other words, what
became of Arnie Kott when the Great Powers came to their senses? It was a thought to ponder.