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prejudices, jokers need all the friends they can get in the halls of power.
Dr. Tachyon and Senator Hartmann co-chair the delegation. Tachyon arrived
dressed like a foreign correspondent from some film noir classic, in a trench
coat covered with belts, buttons, and epaulettes, a snap-brim fedora rakishly
tilted to one side. The fedora sports a foot-long red feather, however, and I
cannot begin to imagine where one goes to purchase a powder-blue crushed-velvet
trench coat. A pity that those foreign-correspondent films were all in black and
white.
Tachyon would like to think that he shares Hartmann's lack of prejudice toward
jokers, but that's not strictly true. He labors unceasingly in his clinic, and
one cannot doubt that he cares, and cares deeply ... many jokers think of him as
a saint, a hero ... yet, when one has known the doctor as long as I have, deeper
truths become apparent. On some unspoken level he thinks of his good works in
Jokertown as a penance. He does his best to hide it, but even after all these
years you can see the revulsion in his eyes. Dr. Tachyon and I are "friends," we
have known each other for decades now, and I believe with all my heart that he
sincerely cares for me ... but not for a second have I ever felt that he
considers me an equal, as Hartmann does. The senator treats me like a man, even
an important man, courting me as he might any political leader with votes to
deliver. To Dr. Tachyon, I will always be a joker.
Is that his tragedy, or mine?
Tachyon knows nothing of the cancer. A symptom that our friendship is as
diseased as my body? Perhaps. He has not been my personal physician for many
years now. My doctor is a joker, as are my accountant, my attorney, my broker,
and even my banker-the world has changed since the Chase dismissed me, and as
mayor of Jokertown I am obliged to practice my own personal brand of affirmative
action.
We have just been cleared for takeoff. The seat-hopping is over, people are
belting themselves in. It seems I carry Jokertown with me wherever I go-Howard
Mueller sits closest to me, his seat customized to accommodate his nine-foot
tall form and the immense length of his arms. He's better known as Troll, and he
works as chief of security at Tachyon's clinic, but I note that he does not sit
with Tachyon among the aces. The other three joker delegates-Father Squid,
Chrysalis, and the poet Dorian Wilde-are also here in the center section of
first class. Is it coincidence, prejudice, or shame that puts us here, in the
seats furthest from the windows? Being a joker makes one a tad paranoid about
these things, I fear. The politicians, of both the domestic and UN varieties,
have clustered to our right, the aces forward of us (aces up front, of course,
of course) and to our left. Must stop now, the stewardess has asked me to put my
tray table back up.
Airborne. New York and Robert Tomlin International Airport are far behind us,
and Cuba waits ahead. From what I've heard, it will be an easy and pleasant
first stop. Havana is almost as American as Las Vegas or Miami Beach, albeit
considerably more decadent and wicked. I may actually have friends there some of
the top joker entertainers go on to the Havana casinos after getting their
starts in the Funhouse and the Chaos Club. I must remind myself to stay away
from the gaming tables, however; joker luck is notoriously bad.
As soon as the seat belt sign went off, a number of the aces ascended to the
first-class lounge. I can hear their laughter drifting down the spiral
stairway-Peregrine, pretty young Mistral-who looks just like the college student
she is when not in her flying gear-boisterous Hiram Worchester, and Asta Lenser,
the ballerina from the ABT whose ace name is Fantasy. Already they are a tight
little clique, a "fun bunch" for whom nothing could possibly go wrong. The
golden people, and Tachyon very much in their midst. Is it the aces or the women
that draw him? I wonder? Even my dear friend Angela, who still loves the man
deeply after twenty-odd years, admits that Dr. Tachyon thinks mainly with his
penis where women are concerned.
Yet even among the aces there are the odd men out. Jones, the black strongman
from Harlem (like Troll and Hiram W and Peregrine, he requires a custom seat, in
his case to support his extraordinary weight), is nursing a beer and reading a
copy of Sports Illustrated. Radha O'Reilly is just as solitary, gazing out the
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