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invaluable, but there are obvious gaps in them. He must have taken most of his notes-and those the
most valuable into that unguessed at place where he conceivably now lives and very probably works.
He would be amused, no doubt, at the diligence with which his most unconsidered scribble
is now examined and inspected and discussed by the greatest minds of our time and space. And
perhaps it is quite probable he may have invented a word for the scope of the catastrophe we
escaped. We have none as yet.
There is no word to describe a disaster in which not only the earth but our whole solar
system might have been destroyed; not only our solar system but our galaxy; not only our galaxy
but every other island universe in all of the space we know; more than that, the destruction of
all space as we know it; and even beyond that the destruction of time, meaning not only the
obliteration of present and future but even the annihilation of the past so that it would never
have been. And then, besides, those other strange states of existence we learned of, those other
universes, those other pasts and futures all to be shattered into'nothingness. There is no word
for such a catastrophe.
It would be interesting to know what Professor Minott termed it to himself, as he coolly
prepared to take advantage of the one chance in four of survival, if that should be the one to
eventuate. But it is easier to wonder how he felt on the evening before the fifth of June, in
1935. We do not know. We cannot know. All we can be certain of is how we felt and what happened.
It was half past seven a.m. of June 5, 1935. The city of Joplin, Missouri, awaked from, a
comfortable, summer-night sleep. Dew glistened upon grass blades and leaves and the filmy webs of
morning spiders glittered like diamond dust in the early sunshine. In the most easternly suburb a
high-school boy, yawning, came somnolently out of his house to mow the lawn before schooltime. A
rather rickety family car roared, a block away. It backfired, stopped, roared again, anti
throttled down to a steady, waiting hum. Then, voices of children sounded among the houses. A
colored washerwoman appeared, striding beneath the trees which lined this strictly residential
street.
From an upper window a radio blatted: "one, two, three, four! Higher, now three, four! Put
your weight into it! two, three, four!" The radio suddenly squawked and began to emit an
insistent, mechanical shriek which changed again to a squawk and then a terrific sound as of all
the static of ten thousand thunderstorms on the air at once. Then it was silent.
The high-school boy leaned mournfully on the pushbar of the lawn mower. At the instant the
static ended, the boy sat down suddenly on the dew-wet grass. The colored woman reeled and grabbed
frantically at the nearest tree trunk. The basket of wash toppled and spilled in a snowstorm of
starched, varicolored clothing. Howls of terror from children. Sharp shrieks from women.
"Earthquake! Earthquake!" Figures appeared running, pouring out of houses. Someone fled out to a
sleeping porch, slid down a supporting column, and tripped over a rosebush in his pajamas. In
seconds, it seemed, the entire population of the street was out of doors. And then
there was a queer, blank silence. There was no earthquake. No house had fallen. No chimney had
cracked. Not so much as a dish or windowpane had made a sound in smashing. The sensation every
human being had felt was not an actual shaking of the ground. There had been moyement, yes, and of
the earth, but no such movement as any human being had ever dreamed of before. These people were
to learn of that movement much lafer. Now they stared blankly at each other.
And in the sudden, dead silence broken only by the hum of an idling car and the wail of a
frightened baby, a new sound became audible. It was the tramp of marching feet. With it came a
curious clanking and clattering noise. And then a marked command, which was definitely not in the
English language.
Down the street of a suburb of Joplin, Missouri, on June 5, in the Year of Our Lord 1935,
came a file of spear-armed, shield-bearing soldiers in the short, skirtlike togas of ancient Rome.
They wore helmets upon their heads. They peered about as if they were as blankly amazed as the
citizens of Joplin who regarded them. A long column of marching men came into view, every man with
shield and spear and the indefinable air of being used to just such weapons.
They halted at another barked order. A wizened little man with a short sword snapped a
question at the staring Americans. The high-school boy jumped. The wizened man roared his question
again. The high-school boy stammered, and painfully formed syllables with his lips. The wizened
man grunted in satisfaction. He talked, articulating clearly if impatiently. And the highschool
boy turned dazedly to the other Americans.
"He wants to know the name of this town," he said, unbelieving his own ears. "He's talking
Latin, like I learn in school. He says this town isn't on the road maps, and he doesn't know where
he is. But all the same he takes possession of it in the name of the Emperor Valerius Fabricius,
emperor of Rome and the far corners of the earth." And then the school-boy stuttered, "He-he says
these are the first six cohorts of the Forty second Legion, on garrison duty in Messalia. "That-
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