
“You can. And I can say no.”
The woman nodded, her hair swinging back and forth flirtatiously. “Well, I’m open to suggestions.”
“And I’ve made my suggestions. If the best you can do is a second-rate Acme trademark--”
“All right, all right, all right.” The woman picked up the weapon, showed the stock where the
brand name was, and peeled it off. Underneath, it said, Smith & Wesson. She flipped the weapon
around expertly, made several more adjustments too quickly for Konstantin’s eye to follow, and then
offered it again. Konstantin took it from her, impressed. It looked different now. Konstantin’s silent
pop-up reference verified the authenticity.
“You got one of these inside every Acme, like a prize?” Konstantin asked.
The woman smiled back at her. “If you have the right source-codes, you can put anything inside of
anything else. Like a prize. Or a booby-trap. So now you got a weapon four times as expensive as it
was, and not quite as good. Happy?”
“You bet, Konstantin said, shocked at the intensity of the lascivious note in her voice. Her hands
traveled over the weapon again. It was indeed a pure S&W product, a perfect reproduction of a
prototype built under a military contract and still in development. And, according to the pop-up,
supposedly still classified. Somebody, either S&W or the military, had sprung a leak.
Konstantin raised the weapon to her shoulder and aimed at a stain high on the far wall. “This feels
like it grew into my shoulder, too. Why didn’t you show me this right off?”
The woman leaned back on her hands and crossed her long legs, still flirting. “Because the design
you had first is superior.”
“You really think so?”
“I know so. Because it was my design.” The woman nodded, her smile turning sour. “Yeah, that’s
right, I’m the ‘slave-waged, tin-eared, moonlighting greeting card copywriter’ who thought up
‘LockNLoad, RockNRoll.’ Maybe I got a tin ear for brand names, but I’m the best damned weapons
designer there is. You give me fifteen minutes with any weapon, any weapon you can think of, and I can
make you a better one.”
Konstantin shrugged. “I wouldn’t know, I’m not an expert. I just want the right brand of weapon
that looks good and kills shit.”
“What if I put the S&W trademark on the better weapon?” suggested the woman. “It’ll still cost
you, since you want to buy the logo, not the real thing.”
“No,” Konstantin said firmly. “I pay for S&W, I get S&W.”
“Crap. What the fuck do you want S&W for when I just showed you a superior weapon? What is
it with them, no matter how shitty they are, people got this brand-loyalty dogma. The up-and-coming
armourer these days is just fucked over before you even get out to the drawing board.”
“That’s what you are -- an armourer?”
“Yeah, that’s exactly what I am,” the woman said, sitting up straight and forgetting to flirt. “I spent
a hell of a lot of time paying my dues on target ranges and in themelands. So, then I finally get an
appointment with a really big supplier and they decide they’ll go with the goliath just because S&W can
churn the stuff out with cookie-cutters.” Her hands had balled into white-knuckled fists. “Because they
say individual craftsmanship is just too slow. You believe that? Too slow. So there’s a hot flash for
artisans everywhere -- doesn’t matter how brilliant you are, in the end you’re just too slow.” She stood
up and snatched the weapon away from Konstantin. “I’d tell you how fucking lousy that is, but it
wouldn’t mean shit to you.”
Looking into that fierce, narrow face, Konstantin had the sudden sensation of seeing all the way
through the woman to the angry real person manipulating the image from someplace far removed from
sleazy hotel rooms and the intrigues of glamorous arms dealers or anything exotic, exciting or significant.
A weapons designer for jaded gamesters, who had thought the high demand for hot weaponry among the
aficionados would mean work that was not just steady but demanding as well, something that would call
for imagination, for innovation, for an inventiveness that would surpass the mere need to kill. And instead,
the jaded gamesters and cloyed chimeras took a quick look at her offering and turned up their virtual
noses, saying Is that all? and That the best you got? and Where’s the designer label?