
own quarters instead and called for a hot bath, a massage, and, afterward, the slave-girl Oalathea, that
dusky, lithe little sixteen-year-old Numidian with whom the only language Faustus had in common was
that of Eros.
A long day it had been, and a hard, wearying one. He hadn't expected to find Heraclius gone when he
came back from Ostia with the Eastern ambassador. Since the old Emperor Maximilianus was in such
poor shape, the plan had been for the Greek ambassador to dine with Prince Heraclius on his first
evening at the capital; but right after Faustus had set off for Ostia Heraclius had abruptly skipped out of
the city, leaving behind the flimsy inspecting-the-northern-troops excuse. With the Emperor unwell and
Heraclius away, there was no one of appropriate rank available to serve as official host at a state dinner
except Heraclius's rapscallion brother Maximilianus, and none of the officials of the royal household had
felt sufficiently audacious to proposethat without getting Faustus's approval first. So the state dinner had
simply been scrubbed that afternoon, a fact that Faustus had not discovered until his return from the port.
By then it was too late to do anything about that, other than to send a frantic message after the vanished
prince imploring him to head back to Urbs Roma as quickly as possible. If Heraclius had indeed gone
hunting, the message would reach him at his forest lodge in the woods out beyond Lake Nemorensis, and
perhaps, perhaps, he would pay heed to it. If he had, against all probability, really gone to the military
frontier, he was unlikely to return very soon. And that left only the Caesar Maximilianus, willy-nilly, to do
the job. A risky business, that could be.
Well, the ambassador's little confession of a bit of a taste for the low life had taken care of the issue of
keeping him entertained, at least for the next couple of days. If slumming in the Underworld was what
Menandros was truly after, then Maximilianus would become the solution instead of the problem.
Faustus leaned back in the bath, savoring the warmth of the water, enjoying the sweet smell of the oils
floating on the surface. It was while in the bath that proper Romans of the olden days—Seneca, say, or
the poet Lucan, or that fierce old harridan Antonia, the mother of the Emperor Claudius—would take the
opportunity to slit their wrists rather than continue to endure the inadequacies and iniquities of the society
in which they lived. But these were not the olden days, and Faustus was not as offended by the
inadequacies and iniquities of society as those grand old Romans had been, and, in any event, suicide as
a general concept was not something that held great appeal for him.
Still, it certainly was a sad time for Roma, he thought. The old Emperor as good as dead, the heir to the
throne a ninny and a prude, the Emperor's other son a wastrel, and the barbarians, who were supposed
to have been crushed years ago, once again knocking at the gates. Faustus knew that he was no model
of the ancient Roman virtues himself—who was, five centuries after Augustus's time?—but, for all his
own weaknesses and foibles, he could not help crying out within himself, sometimes, at the tawdriness of
the epoch. We call ourselves Romans, he thought, and we know how to imitate, up to a point, the
attitudes and poses of our great Roman forebears. But that's all we do: strike attitudes and imitate poses.
We merely play at being Romans, and deceive ourselves, sometimes, into accepting the imitation for the
reality.
It is a sorry era, Faustus told himself.
He was of royal blood himself, more or less. His very name proclaimed that: Faustus Flavius
Constantinus Caesar. Embedded within it was the cognomen of his famous imperial ancestor,
Constantinus the Great, and along with it the name of Constantinus's wife Fausta, herself the daughter of
the Emperor Maximianus. The dynasty of Constantinus had long since vanished from the scene, of
course, but by various genealogical zigs and zags Faustus could trace his descent back to it, and that
entitled him to add the illustrious name “Caesar” to his array. Even so he was merely a secondary official
in the chancellery of Maximilianus II Augustus, and his father before him had been an officer of trifling