
floor.
It went without saying that a moldie's intelligent, malleable flesh could
provide a very unique multipronged personal massage for those humans who
sought
sex in strange forms. The unnaturalness of the act was of appeal to certain
individuals; indeed the very reek of a moldie was something that most
cheeseballs found powerfully arousing. Sad to say for the men of this world,
cheeseballs were almost always male.
Behind the glass door of Room 3D, Tucker formed a cozening, humorless smile
and
winked at Monique. He had prominent cheekbones and thin lips; he looked like
a
country hick. The sly, insistent way that he kept crooking his finger made it
seem almost certain that he was a cheeseball.
As it happened, when Monique, Xlotl, and Andrea had been out flying
yesterday,
Andrea had talked to the younger moldies about cheeseballs. Andrea had some
very
definite ideas about how to handle them.
"Persuade the cheeseball to accompany you to an isolated setting," intoned
Andrea, who'd recently started talking like an engineer or, of all things, a
robot. In the past she'd used the gaseous verbiage of the King James Bible,
the
Book of Mormon, and the Koran, but these days she modeled her speech patterns
on
the style of science journals. "Encourage the cheeseball to initiate mating
behavior and then supply genital stimulation until the cheeseball is
thoroughly
distracted. At this point extrude a long tendril from your body mass and use
rapid, decisive motions to encircle the cheeseball's neck with the tendril.
Immediately tighten the tendril in the fashion of a noose, so as to produce a
cessation in the cheeseball's respiration."
"You choke him to death? You just snuff him pronto?" asked Xlotl. Each moldie
based its speech patterns on some different database. While Andrea had filled
herself with science writing, Xlotl had steeped himself in hard-boiled
detective
novels and gangster film noirs.
"By no means," said Andrea. "The goal is to render him unconscious so that
you
can operate on his brain. During the interval that you are constricting his
throat, you must monitor his pulse, taking care that it does not become too
slow
or too irregular. Allow him to respire small amounts of air as needed.
Meanwhile
you elongate your tendril and insert its tip into his left nostril."
"Eeew," said Monique. "Guh-ross. I mean like what's in his nose?" She had
modeled her speech on the bubbly, questioning Valley Girl slang of the
late-twentieth century. They were hovering on the thermals off the cliffs
north
of Santa Cruz, all three of them snapped into pelican mode, talking in the
shrill, compressed chirps of encrypted sound that moldies could use to speak
with each other. The moldies were like great birds, squawking high above the
crawling, wrinkled sea—yet to each other, they sounded like people talking.
"One of the weakest spots in a flesher's skull is the upper nasal sinus," old
Andrea explained. "Adjacent to the ocular orbit. This is where you must punch
through with your tendril. At this point you will have free access to his
brain.
And you give him a thinking cap."
"Gripes! A brain control!" exclaimed Xlotl.
"Your thinking cap will live in his skull like the pith on a nut in its