Robert A Heinlein - The Star Beast

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THE STAR BEAST

Some excerpts from this book were first published in The Magazine of Fantasy

and Science Fiction under the title, “Star

Lummox.”

FOR DIANE AND CLARK

CONTENTS

I L-Day

II The Department of Spatial Affairs

Ill “-An Improper Question”

IV The Prisoner at the Bars

V A Matter of Viewpoint

VI “Space Is Deep, Excellency”

VII “Mother Knows Best”

VIII The Sensible Thing To Do

IX Customs and an Ugly Duckling

X The Cygnus Decision

Xl “It’s Too Late, Johnnie”

XII Concerning Pidgie-Widgie

XIII “No, Mr. Secretary”

XIV “Destiny? Fiddlesticks!”

XV Undiplomatic Relations

XVI “Sorry We Messed Things Up”

XVII Ninety-Seven Pickle Dishes

LUMMOX was bored and hungry. The latter was a normal state; creatures

of Lummox’s breed were always ready for a little snack, even after a full meal.

Being bored was less usual and derived directly from the fact that Lummox’s

chum and closest associate, John Thomas Stuart, had not been around all day,

having chosen to go off somewhere with his friend Betty.

One afternoon was a mere nothing; Lummox could hold his breath that

long. But he knew the signs and understood the situation; John Thomas had

reached the size and age when he would spend more and more time with Betty,

or others like her, and less and less time with Lummox. Then there would come

a fairly long period during which John Thomas would spend practiôally no time

with Lummox but at the end of which there would arrive a new John Thomas

which would presently grow large enough to make an interesting playmate.

From experience Lummox recognized this cycle as necessary and

inevitable; nevertheless the immediate prospect was excruciatingly boring. He

lumbered listlessly around the back yard of the Stuart home, looking for

anything-a grasshopper, a robin, anything at all that might be worth looking at.

He watched a hill of ants for a while. They seemed to be moving house; an

endless chain was dragging little white grubs in one

direction while a countermarching line returned for more grubs. This killed a half

hour.

Growing tired of ants, he moved away toward his own house. His number-seven

foot came down on the ant hill and crushed it, but the fact did not come to his

attention. His own house was just big enough for him to back into it and was the

end building of a row of decreasing size; the one at the far end would have

made a suitable doghouse for a chihuahua.

Piled outside his shed were six bales of hay. Lummox pulled a small amount off

one bale and chewed it lazily. He did not take a second bite because he had

taken as much as he thought he could steal and not have it noticed. There was

nothing to stop him from eating the entire pile-except the knowledge that John

Thomas would bawl him out bitterly and might even refuse for a week or more to

scratch him with the garden rake. The household rules required Lummox not to

touch food other than natural forage until it was placed in his manager; Lummox

usually obeyed as he hated dissension and was humiliated by disapproval.

Besides, he did not want hay. He had had hay for supper last night, he would

have it again tonight, and again tomorrow night. Lummox wanted something

with more body and a more interesting flavor. He ambled over to the low fence

which separated the several acres of back yard from Mrs. Stuart’s formal

garden, stuck his head over and looked longingly at Mrs. Stuart’s roses. The

fence was merely a ‘symbol marking the line he must not cross. Lummox had

crossed it once, a few years earlier, and had sampled the rose bushes

• . . just a sample, a mere appetizer, but Mrs. Stuart had made such a fuss that

he hated to think about it even now. Shuddering at the recollection, he

backed hastily away from the fence:

But he recalled some rose bushes that did not belong to Mrs. Stuart, and

therefore in Lummox’s opinion,

did not belong to anybody. They were in the garden of the Donahues, next door

west. There was a possible way, which Lummox had been thinking about lately,

to reach these “iwnerless” rose bushes.

The Stuart place was surrounded by a ten-foot concrete wall. Lummox had

never tried to climb over it, although he had nibbled the top of it in places. In the

rear there was one break in it, where the gully draining the land crossed the

property line. The gap in the wall was filled by a massive grating of eight-byeight

timbers, bolted together with extremely heavy bolts. The vertical timbers were

set in the stream bed and the contractor who had erected it had assured Mrs.

Stuart that it would stop Lummox, or a herd of elephants, or anything else too

big-hipped to crawl between the timbers.

Lummox knew that the contractor was mistaken, but his opinion l~ad not been

asked and he had not offered it. John Thomas had not expressed an Opinion

either, but he had seemed to suspect the truth; he had emphatically ordered

Lummox not to tear the grating down.

Lummox had obeyed. He had sampled it for flavor, but the wooden timbers had

been soaked in something which gave them a really unbearable taste; he let

them be.

But Lummox felt no responsibility for natural forces. He had noticed, about three

months back, that spring rains had eroded the gully so that two of the vertical

timbers were no longer imbedded but were merely resting on the dry stream

bed. Lummox had been thinking about this for several weeks and had found that

a gentle nudge tended to spread the timbers at the bottom. A slightly heavier

nudge might open up a space wide enough without actually tearing down the

grating...

Lummox lumbered down to check up. Still more of

the stream bed had washed away in the last rain; one of the vertical timbers

hung a few inches free of the sand. The one next to it was barely resting on the

ground. Lummox smiled like a simple-minded golliwog and carefully, delicately

insinuated his head between the two big posts. He pushed gently.

Above his head came a sound of rending wood and the pressure suddenly

relieved. Startled, Lummox pulled his head out and looked up. The upper end of

one eight-by-eight had torn free of its bolts; it pivoted now on a lower horizontal

girder. Lummox clucked to himself. Too bad. . . but it couldn’t be helped.

Lummox was not one to weep over past events; what has been, must be. No

doubt John Thomas would be vexed

but in the meantime here was an opening through the grating. He lowered his

head like a football linesman, set himself in low gear, and pushed’ on through.

There followed several sounds of protesting and rending wood and sharper

ones of broken bolts, but Lummox ignored

it all; he was on the far side now, a free agent.

He paused and raised up like a caterpillar, lifting legs one and three, two and

four, off the ground, and

• looked around. It was certainly nice to be outside; he wondered why he had

not done it sooner. It had been a long time since John Thomas had taken him

out, even for a short walk.

He was still looking around, sniffing free air, when an unfriendly character

charged at him, yapping and barking furiously. Lummox recognized him, an

oversized and heavily muscled mastiff that .ran ownerless and free in the

neighborhood; they had often exchanged insults through the grating. Lummox

had nothing against dogs; in the course of his long career with the Stuart family

he had known several socially and had found them pretty fair company in the

absence of John Thomas. But this mastiff was another matter. He fancied

himself boss of the neighborhood, bullied other

dogs, terrorized cats, and repeatedly challenged Lummox to come out and fight

like a dog.

Nevertheless Lummox smiled at him, opened his mouth wide and, in a lisping,

baby-girl voice from somewhere far back inside him, called the mastiff a very

bad name. The dog gasped. it is likely that he did not comprehend what

Lummox had said, but he did know that he had been insulted. He recovered

himself and renewed the attack, barking louder than ever and raising an unholy

ruckus while dashing around Lummox and making swift sorties at his flanks to

nip at Lummox’s legs.

Lummox remained reared up, watching the dog but making no move. He did

add to his earlier remark a truthful statement about the dog’s ancestry and an

untruthful one about his habits; they helped to keep the mastiff berserk. But on

the dog’s seventh round trip he cut fairly close to where Lummox’s first pair of

legs would have been had Lummox had all eight feet on the ground; Lummox

ducked his head the way a frog strikes at a fly. His mouth opened like a

wardrobe trunk and gobbled the mastiff.

Not bad, Lummox decided as he chewed and swallowed. Not bad at all.. . and

the collar made a crunchy tidbit. He considered whether or not to go back

through the grating, now that he had had a little snack, and pretend that he had

never been outside at all. However, there were still those ownerless rose

bushes .

and no doubt John Thomas would make it inconvenient for him to get out again

soon. He ambled away parallel to the Stuart’s rear wall, then swung around the

end onto .the Donahue land. -

John Thomas Stuart xi got home shortly before dinner time, having already

dropped Betty Sorensen at her home. He noticed, as he landed, that Lummox

was not in sight, but he assumed that his pet was in his

shed. His mind was not on Lummox, but on the age-

old fact that females do not operate by logic, at least

as logic is understood by males.

He was planning to enter Western Tech; Betty wanted them both to attend the

state university. He had pointed out that he could not get the courses he wanted

at State U.; Betty had insisted that he could and had looked up references to

prove her point. He had rebutted by saying that it was not the name of a course

that mattered, but who taught it. The discussion had fallen to pieces when she

had refused to concede that he was an authority.

He had absent-mindedly unstrapped his harness copter, while dwelling on the

illogic of the feminine mind, and was racking it in the hallway, when his mother

burst into his presence. “John Thomas! Where have you been?”

He tried to think what he could have slipped on now. It was a bad sign when

she called him “John

Thomas” . . . “John” or “Johnnie” was okay, or even

“Johnnie Boy.” But “John Thomas” usually meant that he had been accused,

tried, and convicted in absentia.

“Huh? Why, I told you at lunch, Mum. Out hopping

with Betty. We flew over to...”

“Never mind that! Do you know what that beast has done?”

Now he had it. Lummox. He hoped it wasn’t Mum’s garden. Maybe Lum had just

knocked over his own house again. If so, Mum would level off presently. Maybe

he had better build a new one, bigger. “What’s the troubler he asked cautiously.

‘What’s the trouble?’ What isn’t the trouble? John Thomas, this time you simply

will have to get rid of it. This is the last straw.”

“Take it easy, Mum,” he said hastily. “We can’t get rid of Lum. You promised

Dad.”

She made no direct answer. “With the police call-

ing every ten minutes and that great dangerous beast rampaging around and ..

“Huh? Wait a minute, MunI, Lum isn’t dangerous; he’s gentle as a kitten. What

happened?”

“Everything!”

He gradually drew out of her some of the details. Lummox had gone for a stroll;

that much was clear. John Thomas hoped without conviction that Lummox had

not got any iron or steel while he was out; iron had such an explosive effect on

his metabolism. There was the time Lummox had eaten that second-hand

Buick...

His thoughts were interrupted by his mother’s words. and Mrs. Donahue is

simply furious! And well

she might be. . . her prize roses.”

Oh oh, that was bad. He tried to recall the exact amount in his savings account.

He would have to apologize, too, and think of ways to butter up the old biddy. In

the meantime he would beat Lummox’s ears with an ax; Lummox knew about

roses, there was no excuse. -

“Look, Mum, I’m awfully sorry. I’ll go right out and pound some sense into his

thick head. When I get through with him, he won’t dare sneeze without

permission.” John Thomas started edging around her.

“Where are you going?” she demanded.

“Huh? Out to talk with Lum, of course. When I get through with him...”

“Don’t be sffly. He isn’t here.”

“Huh? Where is he?” John Thomas swiftly rearranged his prayers to hope that

Lummox hadn’t found very much iron. The Buick hadn’t really been Lummox’s

fault and anyhow it had belonged to John Thomas, but...

“No telling where he is now. Chief Dreiser said. . .” -

“The police are after Lummox?”

“You can just bet they are, young man! The entire

safety patrol is after him. Mr. Drelser wanted me to come downtown and take

him home, but I told him we would have to get you to handle that beast.”

“But Mother, Lummox would have obeyed you. He always does. Why did Mr.

Dreiser take him downtown? He knows Lum belongs here. Being taken

downtown would frighten Lum. The poor baby is timid; he wouldn’t like. .

“Poor baby indeed! He wasn’t taken downtown.”

“But you said he was.”

“I said no such thing. If you’ll be quiet, I’ll tell you what happened.”

It appeared that Mrs. Donahue had surprised Lummox when he had eaten only

four or five of her rose bushes. With much courage and little sense she had run

at him with a broom, to scream and belabor him about the head. She had not

followed the mastiff, though he could have managed her with one gulp; Lummox

had a sense of property as nice as that of any house cat. People were not food;

in fact, people were almost invariably friendly.

So his feelings were hurt. He had lumbered away from there, pouting. -

The next action report on Lummox was for a point two miles away and about

thirty minutes later. The Stuarts lived in a suburban area of Westville; open

country separated it from the main part of town. Mr. Ito had a small farm in this

interval, where he handraised vegetables for the tables of gourmets. Mr. Ito

apparently had not known what it was that he had found pulling up his cabbages

and gulping them down. Lummox’s long residence in the vicinity was certainly

no secret, but Mr. Ito had no interest in other people’s business and had never

seen Lummox before.

But he showed no more hesitation than had Mrs. Donahue. He dashed into his

house and came out with a gun that had been handed down to him from his

grandfather-a relic of the Fourth World War of the sort known affectionately as a

“tank killer.”

Mr. Ito steadied the gun on~ a potting bench and let Lummox have it where he

would have sat down had Lummox been constructed for such. The noise scared

Mr. Ito (he had never heard the weapon fired) and the flash momentarily blinded

him. When he blinked his eyes and recovered, the thing had gone.

But it was easy to tell the direction in which it had gone. This encounter had not

humiliated Lummox as had the brush with Mrs. Donahue; this frightened him

almost out of his wits. While busy with his fresh green salad he had been faced

toward a triplet of Mr. Ito’s greenhouses. When the explosion ticked him and the

blast assailed his hearing, Lummox shifted into high gear and got underway in

the direction he was heading. Ordinarily he used a leg firing -order of

1,4,5,8,2,3,6,7 and repeat, good for speeds from a slow crawl to fast as a

trotting horse; he now broke from a standing start into a c?ouble-ended gallop,

moving legs 1 & 2 & 5 & 6 tog€ther, alternated with 3 & 4 & 7 & 8.

Lummox was through the three greenhouses before he had time to notice them,

leaving a tunnel suitable for a medium truck. Straight ahead, three miles away,

lay downtown Westville. It might have been better if he had been headed in the

opposite direction toward the mountains.

John Thomas Stuart listened to his mother’s confused account with growing

apprehension. When he heard about Mr. Ito’s greenhouses, he stopped thinking

about his savings account and started wondering what assets he could convert

into cash. His jump harness was almost new . . . but shucks! it wouldn’t pay the

damage. He wondered if there was any kind of a dicker he could work with the

bank? One sure thing: Mum wouldn’t help him out, not the state she was in.

Later reports were spotty. Lummox seemed to have

gone across country until he hit the highway leading into town. A

transcontinental trucker had complained to a traffic officer, over a cup of coffee,

that -he had just seen a robot pedatruck with no license plates and that the

durned thing had been paying no attention to traffic lanes. But the trucker had

used it as an excuse to launch a diatribe about the danger of robot drivers and

how there was no substitute for a human driver, sitting in the cab and keeping

his eyes open for emergencies. The traffic patrolman had not seen Lummox,

being already at his coffee when Lummox passed, and had not - been

impressed since the trucker was obviously prejudiced. Nevertheless he had

phoned in.

Traffic control center in Westville paid no attention to the report; control was fully

occupied with a reign of terror.

John Thomas interrupted his mother. “Has anybody

been hurt?’ -

“Hurt? I don’t know. Probably. John Thomas, you’ve got to get rid of that

beast at once.”

He ignored that statement; it seemed the wrong time to argue it. “What

else happened?”

Mrs. Stuart did not know in detail. Near the middle of town Lummox came down

a local chute from the overhead freeway. He was moving slowly now and with

hesitation; traffic and large numbers of people confused him. He stepped off the

street onto a slidewalk. The walk ground to a stop, not being designed for six

tons of concentrated load; fuses had blown, circuit breakers had opened, and

pedestrian traffic at the busiest time of day was thrown into confusion for twenty

blocks of the shopping district.

Women had screamed, children and dogs had - added

to the excitement, safety officers had tried to restore order, and poor Lummox,

who had not meant any harm and had not intended to visit the shopping district

anyway, made a perfectly natural mistake. . . the big dis

play windows of the Bon Marché looked like a refuge

where he could get away from it all. The duraglass of the windows was

supposed to~ be unbreakable, but the architect had not counted on Lummox

mistaking it for empty air. Lummox went in and tried to hide in a model bedroom

display. He was not very successfuL

John Thomas’s next question was cut short by a thump on the roof; someone

had landed. He looked up. “You expecting anyone, Mum?”

“It’s probably the police. They said they would.. .”

“The police? Oh, my!”

“Don’t go away. . . you’ve got to see them.”

“I wasn’t going anywhere,” he answered miserably and punched a button to

unlock the roof entrance.

Moments later the lazy lift from the roof creaked to a stop and the door opened;

a safety sergeant and a patrolman stepped out. “Mrs. Stuart?” the sergeant

began formally. “ ‘In your service, ma’am.’ We . . .” He caught sight of John

Thomas, who was trying not to be noticed. “Are you John T. Stuart?”

John gulped. “Yessir.” -

“Then come along, right away. ‘Scuse us, ma’am. Or do you want to come

too?”

“Me? Oh, no, I’d just be in the way.”

The sergeant nodded relieved agreement. “Yes, ma’am. Come along,

youngster. Minutes count.” He took John by the arm.

John tried to shrug away. “Hey, what is this? You got a warrant or

something?”

The police officer stopped, seemed to count ten, then said slowly, ‘Son, I do not

have a warrant. But if you are the John T. Stuart I’m looking for. . . and I know

you are . . . then unless you want something drastic and final to happen to that

deep-space what-isit you’ve been harboring, you’d better snap to and come with

us.”

“Oh, I’ll come,” John said hastily. -

“Okay. Don’t give me any more trouble.”

John Thomas Stuart kept quiet and went with him.

In the three minutes it took the patrol car to fly downtown John Thomas tried to

find out the worst. “Uh, Mister Patrol Officer? There hasn’t been anybody hurt?

Has there?”

“Sergeant Mendoza,” the sergeant answered. “I hope not. I don’t know.”

John considered this bleak answer. “Well . . . Lummox is still in the Bon

Marché?”

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