
The J. Argon Clinic was not a state hospital. Nobody stayed there for free. Argon and his staff of
psychologists only treated fairies who could afford it. Of all the clinic’s wealthy patients, Opal Koboi was
unique. She had set up an emergency fund for herself more than a year before she was committed, just in
case she ever went insane and needed to pay for treatment. It was a smart move. If Opal hadn’t set up
the fund, her family would undoubtedly have moved her to a cheaper facility. Not that the facility itself
made much difference to Koboi, who had spent the past year drooling and having her reflexes tested. Dr.
Argon doubted if Opal would have noticed a bull troll beating its chest before her.
The fund was not the only reason why Opal was unique. Koboi was the Argon Clinic’s celebrity patient.
Following the attempt by the B’wa Kell goblin triad to seize power, Opal Koboi’s name had become the
most infamous four syllables under the world. After all, the pixie billionairess had formed an alliance with
disgruntled LEP officer Briar Cudgeon, and funded the triad’s war on Haven. Koboi had betrayed her
own kind, and now her own mind was betraying her.
For the first six months of Koboi’s incarceration, the clinic had been besieged by media filming the pixie’s
every twitch. The LEP guarded her cell door in shifts, and every staff member in the facility was treated
to background checks and stern glares.
Nobody was exempt. Even Dr. Argon himself was subjected to random DNA swabs to ensure that he
was who he said he was. The LEP wasn’t taking any chances with Koboi. If she escaped from Argon’s
Clinic, not only would they be the laughingstock of the fairy world, but a highly dangerous criminal would
be unleashed on Haven City.
But as time went by, fewer camera crews turned up at the gates each morning. After all, how many hours
of drooling can an audience be expected to sit through? Gradually, the LEP crews were downsized from
a dozen to six and finally to a single officer per shift. Where could Opal Koboi go? the authorities
reasoned. There were a dozen cameras focused on her, twenty-four hours a day.
There was a subcutaneous seeker-sleeper under the skin of her upper arm, and she was DNA swabbed
four times daily. And even if someone did get Opal out, what could they do with her? The pixie couldn’t
even stand without help, and the sensors said her brain waves were little more than flat lines.
That said, Dr. Argon was very proud of his prize patient, and mentioned her name often at dinner parties.
Since Opal Koboi had been admitted to the clinic, it had become almost fashionable to have a relative in
therapy. Almost every family on the rich list had a crazy uncle in the attic. Now that crazy uncle could
receive the best of care in the lap of luxury.
If only every fairy in the facility was as docile as Opal Koboi. All she needed was a few intravenous
tubes and a monitor, which had been more than paid for by her first six months’ medical fees. Dr. Argon
fervently hoped that little Opal never woke up. Because once she did, the LEP would haul her off to
court. And when she had been convicted of treason her assets would be frozen, including the clinic’s
fund. No, the longer Opal’s nap lasted, the better for everyone, especially her. Because of their thin
skulls and large brain volume, pixies were susceptible to various maladies, such as catatonia, amnesia,
and narcolepsy. So it was quite possible that her coma would last for several years. And even if Opal did
wake up, it was quite possible that her memory would stay locked up in some drawer in her huge pixie
brain.
Dr. J. Argon did his rounds every night. He didn’t perform much hands-on therapy anymore, but he felt
that it was good for the staff to feel his presence.
If the other doctors knew that Jerbal Argon kept his finger on the pulse, then they were more likely to
keep their own fingers on that pulse, too.