
"There seems to be a problem," I observed, hearing the sounds of lamentation. "Do you think it requires
my attention?"
"I do not know, Highness," he said, but fie did so in a way that basically carried with it the word "Yes."
"We can attend to it, Highness," one of two guards who stood at Durla's dooroffered.
"You?" I said skeptically. "You attend to things by shooting them. That is not a criticism, but merely an
observation, so please take no offense. Far be it from me to offend someone who shoots things.
However, I believe I can handle this onmy own."
"On your own, Highness?" the other guard asked."Yes. On my own. The way I used to do things before
others did them for me."Offering no further comment, I entered without knocking or ringing a chime.
Passing through the entryway, I found myself in an elaborately decorated sittingroom, filled with statuary.
Durla had acquired a taste for it. I felt more as if I were walking through a museum than a place where
people actually dwelt. On the far side of the sitting room there was a high balcony that offered a
spectacular view of the city. I had a not dissimilar view from my own throne room.
Standing on the balcony, leaning against the rail, and looking for one moment as if she intended to vault
it, was Mariel. Normally her face was made up quite ex-quisitely, but in this instance her mascara was
running copiously. The smeared
makeup left trickling splotches of blue and red on her cheeks that gave her entireface the appearance of
a stormy sky at daybreak.
Upon seeing me, she gasped and made a vague effort to try to clean herself up. All she did was make it
worse, smearing the makeup so grotesquely that she looked like some sort of painted harridan from a
stage drama. "I'm...I'm sorry, Highness," she said desperately, her efforts to pull herself together failing
mis-erably. "Did we have...I wasn't expecting a visit from..."
"Calm yourself, Mariel," I said. I pulled a cloth from the inside of my gleaming white jacket and handed it
to her. As an aside, I cannot tell you how much I despise the traditional white of the emperor's garb.
Michael Garibaldi, my erstwhile asso-ciate on Babylon 5, once referred to it as an "ice cream suit." I do
not know exactlywhat he meant by that, but I doubt it was flattering. I could not blame him, though; there
is little about it that I find commendable.
"Calm yourself," I said again. "We had no appointment. I was simply passing by and heard someone in
distress. There are so many distressed individuals out there," and I gestured toward the cityscape. "I
cannot attend to all of them. But at the very least, I can help those who are within these four walls, yes?"
"That's very kind of you, Highness."
"Leave us," I said to my guards. Dunseny, ever the soul of proper behavior,good tact, and common
sense, had waited in the corridor. "Leave you, Highness?" They appeared uncertain and even suspicious.
"Yes."
"Our orders from Prime Minister Durla are that we are to remain by your side at all times," one of them
said. I would record here any distinguishing characteristics he exhibited,for the sake of reference, but I
cannot. My guardsmen were some-thing of a homogenous lot. The aforementioned Mr. Garibaldi called
them the "Long Jockey Brigade," I believe. I am no more conversant with the term "long jockey" than I