So I said, “Well, go ahead. What happened to the dinosaurs?”
But he didn’t tell us right away. He stared right at the middle of the table and talked to it.
“I don’t know how many times Carol sent me back - just a few minutes or hours - before I
made the big jump. I didn’t care about the dinosaurs; I just wanted to see how far the machine
would take me on the supply of power I had available. I suppose it was dangerous, but is life so
wonderful? The war was on them - One more life?”
He sort of coddled his glass as if he was thinking about things in general, then he seemed to
skip a part in his mind and keep right on going.
“It was sunny,” he said, “sunny and bright; dry and hard. There were no swamps, no ferns.
None of the accoutrements of the Cretaceous we associate with dinosaurs,” - anyway, I think
that’s what he said. I didn’t always catch the big words, so later on I’ll just stick in what I can
remember. I checked all the spellings, and I must say that for all the liquor he put away, he
pronounced them without stutters.
That’s maybe what bothered us. He sounded so familiar with everything, and it all just
rolled off his tongue like nothing.
He went on, “It was a late age, certainly the Cretaceous. The dinosaurs were already on the
way out - all except those little ones, with their metal belts and their guns.”
I guess Joe practically dropped his nose into the beer altogether. He skidded halfway around
the glass, when the professor let loose that statement sort of sadlike.
Joe sounded mad. “What little ones, with whose metal belts and which guns?”
The professor looked at him for just a second and then let his eyes slide back to nowhere.
“THC were little reptiles, standing four feet high. They stood on their hind legs with a thick tail
behind, and they had little forearms with fingers. Around their waists were strapped wide metal
belts, and from these hung guns. - And they weren’t guns that shot pellets either; they were
energy projectors.”
“They were what’!” I asked. “Say, when was this? Millions of years ago?”
“That’s right,” he said. “They were reptiles. They had scales and no eyelids and they
probably laid eggs. But they used energy guns. There were five of them. They were on me as
soon as I got out of the machine. There must have been millions of them all over Earth - millions.
Scattered all over. They must have been the Lords of Creation then.”
I guess it was then that Ray thought he had him, because he developed that wise look in his
eyes that makes you feel like conking him with an empty beer mug, because a full one would
waste beer. He said, “Look, P’fessor, millions of them, huh? Aren’t there guys who don’t do
anything but find old bones and mess around with them till they figure out what some dinosaur
looked like. The museums are full of these here skeletons, aren’t they? Well, where’s there one
with a metal belt on him. If there were millions, what’s become of them? Where are the hones?”
The professor sighed. It was a real, sad sigh. Maybe he realized for the first time he was just
speaking to three guys in overalls in a barroom. Or maybe he didn’t care.
He said, “You don’t find many fossils. Think how many animals lived on Earth altogether.
Think how many billions and trillions. And then think how few fossils we find. - And these
lizards were intelligent. Remember that. They’re not going to get caught in snow drifts or mud,
or fall into lava, except by big accident. Think how few fossil men there are - even of these
subintelligent apemen of a million years ago.”
He looked at his half-full glass and turned it round and round.
He said, “What would fossils show anyway? Metal belts rust away and leave nothing. Those
little lizards were warm-blooded. I know that, but you couldn’t prove it from petrified bones.
What the devil? A million years from now could you tell what New York looks like from a
human skeleton? Could you tell a human from a gorilla by the bones and figure out which one
built an atomic bomb and which one ate bananas in a zoo?”
“Hey,” said Joe, plenty objecting, “any simple bum can tell a gorilla skeleton from a man’s.
A man’s got a larger brain. Any fool can tell which one was intelligent.”